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#87196
Tommy9898
He made us independent so that we must depend on him.
10/3/2006 5:05:22 AM
#97997
HairlessMonkeyDK
I don't doubt YOU can't do anything on your own... like tie your shoelaces.
10/29/2006 9:38:34 AM
#182166
dan
Actually YOU can't do anything on your own because you might hurt yourself. So please go back to your padded cell and play with the flying pillows.
3/13/2007 8:09:58 AM
#182177
David B.
If only A.Rachel would rely on God to click on the send button for him, we'd all be happy!
3/13/2007 9:34:04 AM
#182180
Ambrielle
It's amazing these people can function in society at all.
3/13/2007 10:16:49 AM
#182189
Laurel
So god IS all-powerful. We know this because of the sheer number of strings he has to pull all at once on all those Christians--even the strings that make them masturbate, pick their noses, and commit crimes.
Pretty up-f*cked theology that....
3/13/2007 11:13:50 AM
#182209
zen druid
A.Rachel, you clearly disqualified yourself from participating in any worthwhile human occupation...or any intelligent discussion of anything.
Please step away from the devil machine [computer] now. Do not attempt to operate any type of machinery. Do not play with fire.
Kudos to your churchmaster, btw...his total enslavement of your soul is a work of art.
3/13/2007 12:54:00 PM
#182340
JP
You? Are a drain on society. Please go away.
3/13/2007 3:35:57 PM
#477474
clockworkgirl21
lol. I like the "I can't whipe my own butt without God being involved" fundies.
4/26/2008 12:47:08 AM
#477512
A. Person
*breathes*
So, what the fuck do ya call that?
4/26/2008 1:48:00 AM
#477527
Tomby Stone
... and since God seems to have been away on business for the past few thousand years we must ALWAYS rely on those people who claim to speak for him.
4/26/2008 2:17:07 AM
#477555
Feminazi
So were like god's puppets or something.
4/26/2008 3:35:16 AM
#477569
Philbert McAdamia
Cripple a guy and hand him a crutch.
Better yet, sell him one.
4/26/2008 4:02:40 AM
#494388
Jordan666
Im pretty sure that God isn't helping me type this message....
5/10/2008 6:05:46 PM
#494392
aaa
Avoiding responsibility, are we?
5/10/2008 6:07:46 PM
#544087
anonymous_troy
Dude: God, I have free will. What do I do?
God: You ask me what to do!!
Dude: what the hell???
6/16/2008 6:12:58 AM
#552717
QuarkyHadron
Oh Lord God in Heaven above; please use your divine wisdom to make my keyboard type out an insulting message to be directed to this retard!
6/21/2008 9:56:47 PM
#585667
So we should pray to God for every trivial thing like what Homer Simpson did?
7/13/2008 6:23:59 PM
#585851
Feminazi
God dosent put my clothes on, make my bed, brush my teeth, put on my makeup, write my papers at work, etc...
I don't always rely on him.
7/13/2008 8:07:22 PM
#1335344
LordMu
Yes, because it's obvious that it's God who's typing this, it's not me at all.
9/25/2011 9:26:58 AM
#1396062
history
POE!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
4/24/2012 6:40:59 PM
#1396097
I pedaled to work today on my own. God did not help, as far as I know; it was rather hard and I was a bit sweatty when I arrived.
4/24/2012 11:34:19 PM
#1464104
Quantum Mechanic
idiot
10/31/2012 8:34:28 PM
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