I think it is important to always remember that we can do NOTHING on our own, but must ALWAYS rely on God!
[9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
He made us independent so that we must depend on him.
10/3/2006 5:05:22 AM
I don't doubt YOU can't do anything on your own... like tie your shoelaces.
10/29/2006 9:38:34 AM
Actually YOU can't do anything on your own because you might hurt yourself. So please go back to your padded cell and play with the flying pillows.
3/13/2007 8:09:58 AM
If only A.Rachel would rely on God to click on the send button for him, we'd
3/13/2007 9:34:04 AM
It's amazing these people can function in society at all.
3/13/2007 10:16:49 AM
So god IS all-powerful. We know this because of the sheer number of strings he has to pull all at once on all those Christians--even the strings that make them masturbate, pick their noses, and commit crimes.
Pretty up-f*cked theology that....
3/13/2007 11:13:50 AM
A.Rachel, you clearly disqualified yourself from participating in any worthwhile human occupation...or any intelligent discussion of anything.
Please step away from the devil machine [computer] now. Do not attempt to operate any type of machinery. Do not play with fire.
Kudos to your churchmaster, btw...his total enslavement of your soul is a work of art.
3/13/2007 12:54:00 PM
You? Are a drain on society. Please go away.
3/13/2007 3:35:57 PM
lol. I like the "I can't whipe my own butt without God being involved" fundies.
4/26/2008 12:47:08 AM
So, what the fuck do ya call that?
4/26/2008 1:48:00 AM
... and since God seems to have been away on business for the past few thousand years we must ALWAYS rely on those people who claim to speak for him.
4/26/2008 2:17:07 AM
So were like god's puppets or something.
4/26/2008 3:35:16 AM
Cripple a guy and hand him a crutch.
Better yet, sell him one.
4/26/2008 4:02:40 AM
Im pretty sure that God isn't helping me type this message....
5/10/2008 6:05:46 PM
Avoiding responsibility, are we?
5/10/2008 6:07:46 PM
Dude: God, I have free will. What do I do?
God: You ask me what to do!!
Dude: what the hell???
6/16/2008 6:12:58 AM
Oh Lord God in Heaven above; please use your divine wisdom to make my keyboard type out an insulting message to be directed to this retard!
6/21/2008 9:56:47 PM
So we should pray to God for every trivial thing like what Homer Simpson did?
7/13/2008 6:23:59 PM
God dosent put my clothes on, make my bed, brush my teeth, put on my makeup, write my papers at work, etc...
I don't always rely on him.
7/13/2008 8:07:22 PM
Yes, because it's obvious that it's God who's typing this, it's not me at all.
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4/24/2012 6:40:59 PM
I pedaled to work today on my own. God did not help, as far as I know; it was rather hard and I was a bit sweatty when I arrived.
4/24/2012 11:34:19 PM
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