Quote# 629

I think it is important to always remember that we can do NOTHING on our own, but must ALWAYS rely on God!

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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He made us independent so that we must depend on him.

10/3/2006 5:05:22 AM


I don't doubt YOU can't do anything on your own... like tie your shoelaces.

10/29/2006 9:38:34 AM


Actually YOU can't do anything on your own because you might hurt yourself. So please go back to your padded cell and play with the flying pillows.

3/13/2007 8:09:58 AM

David B.

If only A.Rachel would rely on God to click on the send button for him, we'd all be happy!

3/13/2007 9:34:04 AM


It's amazing these people can function in society at all.

3/13/2007 10:16:49 AM


So god IS all-powerful. We know this because of the sheer number of strings he has to pull all at once on all those Christians--even the strings that make them masturbate, pick their noses, and commit crimes.

Pretty up-f*cked theology that....

3/13/2007 11:13:50 AM

zen druid

A.Rachel, you clearly disqualified yourself from participating in any worthwhile human occupation...or any intelligent discussion of anything.

Please step away from the devil machine [computer] now. Do not attempt to operate any type of machinery. Do not play with fire.

Kudos to your churchmaster, btw...his total enslavement of your soul is a work of art.

3/13/2007 12:54:00 PM


You? Are a drain on society. Please go away.

3/13/2007 3:35:57 PM


lol. I like the "I can't whipe my own butt without God being involved" fundies.

4/26/2008 12:47:08 AM

A. Person


So, what the fuck do ya call that?

4/26/2008 1:48:00 AM

Tomby Stone

... and since God seems to have been away on business for the past few thousand years we must ALWAYS rely on those people who claim to speak for him.

4/26/2008 2:17:07 AM


So were like god's puppets or something.

4/26/2008 3:35:16 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Cripple a guy and hand him a crutch.

Better yet, sell him one.

4/26/2008 4:02:40 AM


Im pretty sure that God isn't helping me type this message....

5/10/2008 6:05:46 PM


Avoiding responsibility, are we?

5/10/2008 6:07:46 PM


Dude: God, I have free will. What do I do?

God: You ask me what to do!!

Dude: what the hell???

6/16/2008 6:12:58 AM


Oh Lord God in Heaven above; please use your divine wisdom to make my keyboard type out an insulting message to be directed to this retard!

6/21/2008 9:56:47 PM

So we should pray to God for every trivial thing like what Homer Simpson did?

7/13/2008 6:23:59 PM


God dosent put my clothes on, make my bed, brush my teeth, put on my makeup, write my papers at work, etc...

I don't always rely on him.

7/13/2008 8:07:22 PM


Yes, because it's obvious that it's God who's typing this, it's not me at all.

9/25/2011 9:26:58 AM



4/24/2012 6:40:59 PM

I pedaled to work today on my own. God did not help, as far as I know; it was rather hard and I was a bit sweatty when I arrived.

4/24/2012 11:34:19 PM

Quantum Mechanic


10/31/2012 8:34:28 PM

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