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#965250
ausador
1) A demon is hacking your website to change the spelling? One would think a demon could just turn the server into slag. Spellcheck is your friend, you should use it before posting instead of blameing things on demons.
2) What men said Obama will be assassinated, should the secret service come ask you about this? I think maybe I should call them about you...
3) Oh so now the antichrists peace treaty with Israel is seven days instead of seven years? I also see what you did there, your saying Obama is the antichrist. Cool, when he resurrects himself after three days we will have our first undead zombie president!
4) So Obama is going to be assassinated tomorrow and then we are going to nuke Iran and syria? That doesn't give him much time to make this treaty. Hmm, come to think of it if your seven day theory is correct he would have had to make the treaty by yesterday since the antichrist is not assassinated till the middle of the treaty period.
4) You are completely full of shit, we havn't "sent 3000 secret service men" anywhere. Why don't you know if it was the CIA or the Secret Service that assassinated Kennedy, god hasn't told you who it was yet?
5) How come none of you fundies can even agree on your non-biblical rapture/tribulation/antichrist stories? I don't think I'll be holding my breath while waiting for your predictions to come true.
6/3/2009 1:56:37 PM
#965267
aaa
It seems that somebody just spilled a drum filled to the brim with crazy. I need my mop.
6/3/2009 3:18:56 PM
#965316
Beltaine
Abba's Watchman....
He must be one of their Super Troupers...
or just in it for the Money, Money, Money...
Though he does have a Cassandra complex (though not as accurate)
6/3/2009 4:44:12 PM
#965351
Nittany
The cadence of the words reminded me a bit of the stream of consciousness on the side of a Dr. Bronner soap can, but then Dr. Bronner has a positive message without apocalyptic assassination fantasies.
6/3/2009 6:39:31 PM
#965392
Pule Thamex
Sometimes fictioneers say the darndest things! Perhaps it's a new-fangled, experimental style.
6/4/2009 12:04:08 AM
#965489
xplicit_UK
It's 3:30 pm in Cairo now, we're more than half way through June 4th, and (*checks news*) yup, President Obama's still very much alive and on his way to Germany. Guess the Nuclear Holocaust and the End Of Civilisation As We Know It have to be postponed... again. *sigh*
6/4/2009 5:28:11 AM
#965517
jsonitsac
So the Secret Service's mission is to kill the President not protect him? If so, they've screwed up since 1963.
6/4/2009 6:08:51 AM
#965532
Its true, they really do blame everything on demons.
6/4/2009 6:47:12 AM
#965544
lol what
Some demon has been hacking into my web site and changing the spelling to discredit this information
6/4/2009 6:58:42 AM
#965697
Decepticons
Wow, that entire website is a LOT of crazy. Who has that kind of time?
6/4/2009 1:18:09 PM
#965816
Are you on medication? Should you be on medication?
(Not joking, this guy sounds schizophrenic not like a regular conspiracy theorist.)
6/4/2009 5:15:55 PM
#965903
shykid
Some demon has been hacking into my web site and changing the spelling to discredit this information
Uh huh...
6/4/2009 7:45:06 PM
#965910
...we're waaaaaaaaaaiting
6/4/2009 7:56:07 PM
#966156
Hate to break it to you, but spelling isn't the main cause of your credibility problems.
6/5/2009 4:14:18 AM
#966193
Dudely
I've never heard the demon excuse before. 9/10 for creativity. 0/10 for sanity.
6/5/2009 5:06:03 AM
#966207
ausador
Hey. it is June 5th and I didn't get to see any nukes!
YOU PROMISED ME NUKES...WAAAaaaahhHH!!11!
6/5/2009 5:25:15 AM
#966232
Ok, at least admit that you dropped out on 4th degree and we'll start talking like civilised people.
6/5/2009 5:44:33 AM
#966453
PROPHECY FAIL
6/5/2009 11:07:17 AM
#966698
Well, if I were a demon and my powers were so cool, I would do something better than discreditting your orthography, to which everybody is used to, anyway(crackpots are not known for being specially literate)
6/6/2009 2:03:44 AM
#966874
Selkie
Um...it's now June 6th. Didn't hear any big booms.
6/6/2009 12:10:08 PM
#966888
Buy a dictionary..
6/6/2009 12:38:52 PM
#966997
The Real American Patriot
More likely it's a lazy nigger hacker or a greedy kike hacker trying to steal your identy to make a quick buck. You have to watch out for non-whites.
p.s. Don't worry much about Baranga Obombo. He's a sissy.
Quick fact: demons are actually non-whited who have died and go to hell. They take their true hideous forms once they die.
6/6/2009 10:20:03 PM
#967047
Long live trolls. They make this forum funnier(even if they're not so "real" and so "patriot" as they pretend. I've never seen such a fake in my life)
6/7/2009 3:02:05 AM
#969525
Jimmy 2 Shoes
Wellll....???? Where is the earth-shattering KABOOM?
6/12/2009 8:49:58 AM
#972176
Dr. Novakaine
Nice to see a CT who's actually concerned about Obama's welfare for once. So many of them think he's the one behind their strange conspiracies.
6/16/2009 11:20:15 AM
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