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#966742
ausador
Aquarian rays of energy that are permeating our planet will resonate neuron cells and the brain’s alpha frequency will register wisdom on a higher cosmic realm, producing thought of a new reality.
Bwahahahaha, thats great, tell me another one!
Oh shit, you were serious? Dude get some help. :(
6/6/2009 6:16:36 AM
#966743
Brain_In_A_Jar
I nominate this for a "Sucker-punch Crazy" award.
I was getting nothing but "meh" for the whole first paragraph and much of the second, but then "Aquarian rays of energy that are permeating our planet will resonate neuron cells and the brain’s alpha frequency will register wisdom on a higher cosmic realm" hit me right between the eyes, to devastating effect.
6/6/2009 6:18:11 AM
#966762
lol what
What in hell?
6/6/2009 7:27:53 AM
#966768
jsonitsac
Is the Moon in the seventh house and is Jupiter aligned with Mars?
6/6/2009 8:01:02 AM
#966809
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
*yowl* My ppor BRAIN!
6/6/2009 9:10:14 AM
#966811
shykid
Ironically, your post reminds me of the batshittery that ensues when people take large recreational doses of psychostimulants used to treat ADHD.
Adderall isn't for you, mmmkay? Save it for us ~*SuPeR sPeCiaL AqUaRiaN*~ people.
6/6/2009 9:16:50 AM
#966835
aaa
Dude, what?
6/6/2009 9:56:54 AM
#966836
The Skeptic Wept
Looks like the Scientologists are getting a little competition.
6/6/2009 10:08:33 AM
#966840
13rats
Looks like I'll have some good connections then, I know a few people with ADHD.
Seriously, I think that Trialfa is just somebody with ADHD looking for comfort, and s/he finds it in claiming that his/her disorder is actually something that makes him/her superior to all humans without it. S/he should look at the truth of the situation and try to deal with it in some way other than making crap up to feel good.
6/6/2009 10:16:41 AM
#966854
Dio Fa
New Age drool is so 1980's.
6/6/2009 10:54:40 AM
#966887
Good grief are you truly that stupid?
6/6/2009 12:37:47 PM
#966907
Pule Thamex
Because of the malign influence of Niburu/Planet X, all Malabarian dance gurus have transmeditated to dimension Q. This was predicted to occur by transitional unaligned Zetan Greys inadvertently altering the Higgs Boson pre-milennium meditative effect taking place in the vicinity of gas giants.
A greater source of Lyran presumptive quantum pachyderms immortalizes the somewhat hackneyed Tirolean post-modern sub-corinthian quench logic, with rather a charming effect, I might add. The average Reptillian proto-adviser to the Transgalactic metaphoric ectoplasm weavers concurs that this is no reason to snigger by using extraterrestrial orifices. While the pan-galactic space-time waltzers of the Virgo Cluster have steadfastly refused to continue with the rest of their tour in the Spelifian arm of the Pritalix galaxy.
Meanwhile, back on Earth at the new Salisbury crop circle near Stonehenge, nothing is happening. The last time nothing happened a serious mottling broke out on the nose of Mrs. Irene Quilterbottom-Warmsley, much to the delight of the local soothsayer, Nadine Mannix, who had successfully predicted such an occurence among Taurians with a double barreled surname.
The Lord High Quimbly Bob Of Altair sent his congratulations via the Scwimuse Of Orion and cosmic harmony was once more restored. Genetically transmogrified Zetan Grey Reptiles happily twittered away at the multi-dimensional coconuts of Fijutnev-Ek-Higef in the Andromeda Galaxy. All this against a background of... (cont. page 94)
6/6/2009 2:15:41 PM
#966908
...or they need therapy.
6/6/2009 2:16:09 PM
#966932
Doktortr
seriously, wat
6/6/2009 4:31:52 PM
#966936
Helena
Idiot! The elder Races of Men are the Fire Mist People, The Potato Bug People, The Yokel people, and the Kissable Chitterlings!
6/6/2009 4:58:49 PM
#966971
Ron
It's batshit crazy, but it's not really a conspiracy theory.
6/6/2009 7:47:09 PM
#966980
The Real American Patriot
I'm an expert in race. There are actually 6 races: gooks, spicks, niggers, sandniggers, indians(red dot kind), and american indians. God personally created white people. The future race of mankind is going to be the Aryan race. Tall blonde haired, blue eyed, white skinned perfection of humans.
6/6/2009 8:35:14 PM
#966994
Kytescall
"Aquarian rays of energy that are permeating our planet will resonate neuron cells and the brain’s alpha frequency will register wisdom on a higher cosmic realm, producing thought of a new reality."
XD XD XD Classic!!
No one tells pretentious bullshit like a New Ager!!
6/6/2009 10:11:03 PM
#967011
This reminds me of that "Indigo Children" stupidity of about ten years ago. At one point some people were even trying to say kids were being born with special, alien-implanted DNA. Can't wait to see how many hysterical helicopter parents jump on this bandwagon.
6/7/2009 12:28:55 AM
#967045
I hope you never have to father one of those "aquarian children". Their fathers are real saints.
6/7/2009 2:59:12 AM
#967046
The real american idiot, most ADHD people happen to be white. I hope you never have to go to the phase of fathering one of them(thanks for trolling about the {"superior race")
6/7/2009 3:00:39 AM
#967125
Papabear
I can see it now, evolution standing in his lab in the evolution-cave preparing for the development of the 6th race. Bwahahaha.
6/7/2009 11:35:57 AM
#967224
Lunar-Xero
You know if this guy wasn't bat shit crazy. He could write a sci-fi novel. A fictional one.
@#967046
Don't feed the troll
6/7/2009 4:48:56 PM
#967260
At least this is original...
6/7/2009 7:00:27 PM
#967289
Ah, the Aquarius race dumbasses, I forgot about them! Jenny McCarthy promotes this too.
6/7/2009 10:38:38 PM
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