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[TV is going digital, so of course, Rapture Ready is panicking]

big brother will be watching you ....

and will suddenly find out who watches FOX news for the truth

Architectlink, RR 47 Comments [6/8/2009 8:19:36 AM]
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How will it going digital mean 1984? Will they watch you through the TV screen and then execute fox news viewers?

6/8/2009 8:26:05 AM

Lucilius

Who watches FOX News for the truth? How long can that possibly take?

Once they've said, "You're watching FOX," they're completely out of truth for the day. Just adding "News" to that phrase is a falsehood.

6/8/2009 8:44:08 AM

fudgethis

I thought people only watched FOX for the lulz?

6/8/2009 9:06:13 AM

Danny

Watching FOX for the truth?

That´s like reading Nietzsche for a laugh.

We got digital TV in my country a few years back and people were complaining here too, not about being spied on though.

6/8/2009 9:14:01 AM

TauRaven

And here all along I thought that Faux News and truth was an oxymoron.

6/8/2009 9:56:17 AM

Antichrist

Didn't Faux news get an entertainment license specifically so they didn't have to tell the truth? Well that was their defence when they were sued.

6/8/2009 10:01:21 AM



Don't worry, people already know what is broadcast in Fox news. Nobody is going to stop it.

6/8/2009 10:27:24 AM



@Antichrist:

Really? Wow, didnt know that :) Explains a lot lol

6/8/2009 11:59:23 AM

jadehawk

as if it isn't evident from the things that come out of your mouth that you watch FOX?

seriously, it isn't necessary to do high-tech espionage to figure out which households watch FOX; 2-3 simple questions thrown into conversation is enough. besides, this sin;t exactly useful information, since there's too much noise because some people like to watch FOX for the lulz (or are masochistic and like getting upset)

6/8/2009 12:53:11 PM

jsonitsac

Fox News for truth good one!

6/8/2009 12:59:31 PM



"Fox News"
"truth"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6/8/2009 1:02:28 PM

Pule Thamex

I would have thought that they would prefer digital to analog since digital doesn't have anal in it.

6/8/2009 2:13:36 PM

Churchy LaFemme

Of course they'll be watching you -- that's why the news readers always say, "We'll see you at 10:00" or "We'll see you tomorrow." They do see you, so please go and put some pants on.

6/8/2009 2:21:07 PM

aaa

And big brother laughs his arse off.

6/8/2009 3:18:10 PM

Lucilius

And what gives these losers such an inflated sense of self-importance that they think the government gives a happy shit what they watch?

6/8/2009 3:31:51 PM

Vince

are you all really incapable of getting anything right?

6/8/2009 3:41:23 PM



Watching fox news for truth?

I'll get right on that right after I finish killing for peace and fucking for virginity.

6/8/2009 3:57:54 PM

Dio Fa

Anybody can spot a Fox News watcher. It's the inbred mouth-breather, walking into a megachurch.

6/8/2009 4:44:00 PM

A Friend

And this should be the reaction expected of people who cling to the belief that the cosmic jewish zombie will poof them all away to cloud city.

6/8/2009 4:44:06 PM

Lucilius

@Dio Fa: Hey, my uncle (by marriage) is a FOXhound, and he doesn't go to a megachurch. He's an inbred mouth breather, but he goes to a backwoods church so crazy it's only got a dozen members.

6/8/2009 5:36:16 PM

musicalbookworm

I can think of many reasons to watch Fox news--need to induce vomiting, entertainment, understanding the Republican thought process. Getting the truth is not one of those reasons.

6/8/2009 5:50:29 PM

Nyssa of Aachen

Fox News & Truth...?
DOES NOT COMPUTE...
Let's hope that anyone who posts on Rupture Ready using a Laptop, doesn't realise that said laptops often have built in T.V cameras, in the form of webcams...
Remember, Big Brother is indeed watching you, & could vote you off at any time, assuming that he could be bothered to do so...
Also, Davina McCall is doing the commentry...

6/8/2009 5:57:06 PM

LDM

What about those just watching FOX news for laughs?

6/8/2009 8:07:43 PM

Lunar-Xero

Fox news for... truth?


6/8/2009 9:11:24 PM

Moondog

Watching Fox News for truth is like fucking for virginity.

6/8/2009 9:19:47 PM
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