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[Remember, kiddies, exorcisms are only to be performed via Jesus, even if they work without him]

I also have a friend who believes in her power instead of God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. She got the ghost to leave by "telling it to go to the light". Completely Wrong, but it left and now she feels that she can conqure these things on her own without God. A setup to make her believe in another lie!

GraceX3, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Corey

Well, not believing in God is a START, but we're gonna have to get rid of this pesky belief in ghosts.

1/13/2008 1:40:51 AM

LordMu

So, you're denying that it worked right after stating that it worked?

9/25/2011 9:26:06 AM

Quantum Mechanic

loon

10/16/2014 5:15:11 AM

Anon

Isn't it amusing how many hundies actually live in a world of demons, spells, witches and wizards? I bet some can get scared shitless or even get homicidal on hearing a 'magical spell' being cast upon them.

10/16/2014 6:18:36 AM

Anon-e-moose

"She feels that she can conqure these things on her own without God. A setup to make her believe in another lie!"

Father Merrin.

"The Exorcist", based on an actual exorcism performed by a Catholic priest in 1949.

You lot are Protestants, are you not o Ruptured Retards...?!

...but then, you lot are rabidly anti-contraception & abortion, so you're all but Left-footers, so I don't see the problem.

The inherent contradiction here - and thus your hypocrisy - is, though.

Stick that in yout phylacteric and smoke it, RR; all the while "Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield is playing in your heads.

...manually.

@Anon

'Expelliarmus!'

10/16/2014 8:49:00 AM
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