"Evolution?"
Yes, of course.
"Are you nuts!?!"
Not to my knowledge, no.
"Besides the obvious fact that institutions of "higher learning" are breeding grounds for Evolutionist infidels"
Education tends to do that.
"an article from FOX"
You can safely disregard those. They appear to have mistakenly employed out of work fiction writers as reporters.
"regarding a recent Gallup poll shows that less than 40% of Americans believe in evolution,"
Argumentum ad Populum isn't a very good way to start your argument. Particularly after you've just cited a Fox article. And even then you didn't cite it properly, not that it would be worth reading.
"and less than 25% of high school-educated people believe in the ridiculous nonsense."
Real science doesn't even begin to be taught until the undergrad level. High school graduates are not equipped to judge the validity of a theory.
"Well, with no evidence for the "theory,"
Talk Origins. Not to mention all of the peer reviewed biology sources.
"no "transitional fossils""
Look in the mirror. Or visit a zoo. Maybe a natural history museum could help you out too.
You really can't miss all of the "transitionals" unless you are either willingly obtuse or simply don't know what a transitional is to begin with.
"(which were a problem for Darwin and still give Evolutionists epileptic fits)"
It wasn't a problem for Darwin and it isn't a problem now. Darwin predicted they'd be found, people went out looking and what do you know, they found them.
"and belief only in places full of educated idiots"
I love that phrase "educated idiots". It seems to be employed only by those who are truly deluded such as the Time Cube guy. It's an immediate signal to anyone with any actual intelligence that it's safe to disregard you personally and anything you care to spew forth from your keyboard.
"proponents of this nonsensical pipe dream need to crawl back into their scummy little holes and suck an egg."
How about you disprove the theory by giving us a better explanation for the evidence?