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[Fundy found some images mocking Christianity on the Internet]

I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point. Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you. I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day.

Last Samurai, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [6/15/2009 11:25:39 AM]
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Submitted By: DaMentalFunism
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#971188
tracer

I often wonder what my imaginary friend thinks of pictures on the Internet, too.

6/15/2009 11:11:34 AM
#971190
Painful

... I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor and when I die, I expect to find him laughing..."

TY Mode. ;)

6/15/2009 11:15:43 AM
#971195
Mr Blur

Jebus has internet access? Bet he looks at porn all day.

6/15/2009 11:17:45 AM
#971200
Canadia

Methinks you are projecting, the Jesus I read about would probably be overcome with sorrow at the thought of people being lost due to their bad judgment, more than wrathful towards them, and you know what? I'm not even a Christian, you should probably read that bible of yours sometime.

6/15/2009 11:20:28 AM
#971201
EvoPagan

Then he stamps his widdle feeties and frows a tantrum. Bad, bad god!

6/15/2009 11:20:34 AM
#971205
solomongrundy

or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day.

He's God and he still has to wait till Judgement Day? Surely an omnipotent being can hold the whooshfest anytime he wants. In fact, he promised to hold it within the lifetimes of those living at his resurrection. What happened?

He's looking a lot less than omnipotent in my eyes, I can tell you.

6/15/2009 11:23:14 AM
#971209
Vince

...how is it possible you can seem even more ignorant with every thing you say?

what kind of a bottomless rock are you living under?

6/15/2009 11:26:27 AM
#971212
aaa

The joke's on you.

6/15/2009 11:28:05 AM
#971217
Papabear

Even if Jesus exists (which I in no way contend,) I would hope an omnipotent being would be able to withstand the mocking of lesser beings and not fly into a rage. Of course, God-daddy flew into rages fairly regularly according to the OT, and Jesus is said to be ready to bannish most of humanity to eternal torture, so...

6/15/2009 11:30:45 AM
#971224


Something tells me Jesus would be much, much angrier reading RR. He's established as hating hypocrites and such, after all...

6/15/2009 11:33:23 AM
#971239
LDM

I googled the same words they said they did, and found maybe one offensive image.

6/15/2009 11:42:43 AM
#971247
Anon-e-moose

"you would actually MOCK the being that created you"

My mother & father created me, thank you. No invisible sky fairy required.

And Tim Berners-Lee is God. Because he created what you're looking at & use to spew your fundie bullshit. The WWW has changed the world far more than your so-called 'God' could've ever imagined.

6/15/2009 11:47:07 AM
#971253
Clown

And Jesus has to wait - why? What exactly? Waiting for all iron chariots to stop? Iron birds to fall? Iron fishes to sink? What is he waiting for?

6/15/2009 11:50:44 AM
#971263
Corwin

Because I'm so VERY pissed at ants mocking me.
Oh wait
They're fucking ants to me.
Extend the analogy, and you have me to an omnipotent deity, if one is shown to exist.

6/15/2009 11:56:15 AM
#971268
A Friend

If there was a god and it did create the whole universe, I really doubt it would give a fuck what we humans do. That petty asshole(this so calles 'jesus' fellow) that you fucks have created to worship is just a mirror image of yourselves. He doesn't exist.

6/15/2009 11:58:35 AM
#971269
El Guapo

He cries. Magical tears, though.

6/15/2009 11:59:02 AM
#971274
gargoyle1

Or he might just see the humor in it and laugh. And notice, the intro in parentheses stated that the images were mocking Christianity, not Christ per se.

Come on people - laugh at yourselves! Some times we Christians do ridiculous things. Every group does. The ability to see just how silly we humans can be is a wonderful gift. Enjoy it!

6/15/2009 12:01:16 PM
#971275
Horsefeathers

"I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point."

Heathen! Prepare yourself for the Fires of Hell that surely await your black soul!

"Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you."

Prove it.

"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."

Why the holy fuck do you people insist on foisting your petty insecurities, human frailties and base qualities on a supposedly omnimax entity? Can you seriously tell me that a being with the ability to create a fucking universe, at will no less, could possibly care what some insignificant and pathetically impotent little creature on some backwater mudball in some little galaxy tucked off in the corner of an infinite universe thinks or says about it?

EDIT: I see A Friend has already made this point. I'm late again, as usual...

6/15/2009 12:01:55 PM
#971299
JSS

"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."

I'd say crying. Anger is a deadly sin right? And waiting for judgement day? I thought vengeful thoughts were sins.

6/15/2009 12:18:31 PM
#971303
Doctor Whom

But making fun of gays is okay, and anyone who is offended is just being politically correct and should get a sense of humor.

6/15/2009 12:19:52 PM
#971335
Dio Fa

Dead people have real problems getting internet access in this day and age. ISP's know from experience that they will never get paid.

6/15/2009 12:44:27 PM
#971354
Lucilius

Edit: "I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point. Not because it was funny, though it was; but because I am totally insane."

6/15/2009 12:57:17 PM
#971359
JohnTheAtheist

Mock you.

6/15/2009 12:59:23 PM
#971376
Mayhem

If he was omniscient, then wouldn't he have known about them already, and forseen their existence? Should have gotten over it by now.

6/15/2009 1:06:26 PM
#971397
Grigadil

Jesus thinks you're a jerk, Sam. He was hanging around Uncyclopedia, and told me when I showed up.

6/15/2009 1:19:32 PM
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