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[Fundy found some images mocking Christianity on the Internet]

I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point. Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you. I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day.

Last Samurai, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [6/15/2009 11:25:39 AM]
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Moondog


6/15/2009 1:21:27 PM

ND

Or maybe He just breaks free of the cross and says "fuck your sins, I'm outta here"

6/15/2009 1:26:31 PM



I was not only mad

Because someone was making fun of something you actively chose to believe in, perhaps?

if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad

Something tells me that if Jesus does exist, he's got a thicker skin than you do and any criticism simply rolls off his back.

6/15/2009 1:33:33 PM

Old Viking

Apparently Christianity is so enfeebled that mockery will bring it down. And Jesus has the emotional maturity of a 13-year-old.

6/15/2009 1:37:45 PM

David B.

LS, You know all those other religions you think are just so much bullshit? Do you think those gods you don't believe are real cry over your disbelief or do they get irate in a not-existing sort of way and secretly plot their return to Earth?

6/15/2009 1:42:58 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Nah. Jesus is dead, if he ever existed in the first place. Nothing riles him up these days.

6/15/2009 1:58:30 PM

Pule Thamex

So that's Rapture Retard humour. Laughing at Jesus's revenge against those who mocked him or at your own incomprehension of that mockery. I got one that'll make you split your sides.

Jesus is a stupid wanker.

There. Now all you got to do is imagine how I can possibly say that (cue guffawing marathon) or imagine Jesus taking his revenge on me (cue helpless falling about hilarity). Side splitting stuff.

Know what makes me laugh? This question:-

Have you any news on the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama?

6/15/2009 2:00:21 PM

WMDKitty

I'd say this guy is mad... as a hatter.

6/15/2009 2:04:29 PM

Fiona Muley

When I was a bratty teen-ager, I mocked the beings that created me (mum and dad) on a fairly regular basis. I got over it and so did they.

I hope your Jesus is at least as patient and mature. If not, he should resign and let someone more suitable do his job.

6/15/2009 2:06:28 PM

Zeus Almighty

Bet if you ran upon some images that were mocking Mohammed and Islam you'd laugh too, but for another reason.
Oh, I forgot, your religion is the one and only bestest and true fairy tale, EVAH. ... Right?
Now Last Samurai shut up and bring me my burger and fries, pronto.

6/15/2009 2:19:39 PM

jadehawk

that thread also has a beautiful example of sheep mentality:

after the OP posted about the filth she found googling, a lot of others checked for themselves. and then comes the head-sheep criticizing them for checking for themselves and not taking the OP's word at face value!

6/15/2009 3:06:49 PM

Mudak

I was created when my (now deceased) father fucked my mother. I tease my mom all the time about all sorts of things and while he was alive, I teased my father, too....

They both got pretty good laughs out of my mocking.

6/15/2009 3:35:46 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I wouldn't have admitted to nervous laughter in that situation if I were you - it's indicative of fear and uncertainty. Your further revelation that you don't actually know what your alleged messiah would do in response also doesn't bode well for your faith.

6/15/2009 4:04:36 PM

Disregard

Jesus cries and fumes over pictures?

Small minds, small god.


6/15/2009 4:37:35 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you."

Oh yes, you certainly "cannot fathom", that much is true. Sadly, it's not rhetorical inability to understand why one would ridicule the undisputed benevolent creator of the Universe, but rather why one would question that very concept and start the ridicule from there.

"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."

Every LOLCAT you post brings us that much closer to the Apocalypse, people. Also: 4chan makes Jesus weep. The pussy.

6/15/2009 4:43:06 PM

hmcook87

I wonder what ISP Jesus uses?

6/15/2009 5:25:15 PM

Charni

Yes, Jesus, Gandalf, Darth Vader and Belgarath all have meetings and cry together whenever they are mocked

6/15/2009 5:37:29 PM

Elia

Ummmmm, if your god actually existed, then being the all-knowing, blah blah blah type he is, wouldn't he have seen this coming and said, "Ah whatever, I'm god, why should it bother me?.....This one's quite the Photoshop whiz, though."

6/15/2009 5:43:15 PM

Charni

@Allegory for Jesus

To be honest, 4chan makes me weep too :-P

6/15/2009 5:44:48 PM

John

I Googled the terms "christianity" and "images". The first ten hits were web sites showing various graphic images of crosses, people praying, photos of various christian holy sites, historical Christian art works, Christian graphics and a blogger soliciting Christian images. I also tried "Jesus" and "images" and got a bunch of web sites with completely respectful images (with the sole exception of some doofus who included a picture of himself). WTF is this person talking about? I think these people go out of their way to search out offensive material.

6/15/2009 5:49:44 PM



Or maybe Jesus has a sense of humor?

6/15/2009 7:59:14 PM

werewolf

I thought the story is Jesus is the son of the guy who supposedly created us.

This is confusing.

6/15/2009 8:30:36 PM

The Jamo

"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."

No, I think that if Jesus was a mature man, he'd either ignore it or have a good laugh. That's what I would do.

6/16/2009 6:03:16 AM

Neon Elf

"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries"

Jesus: the Ghost that Cries.

like The Phantom, only wimpier.

6/16/2009 6:46:23 AM

stupidroro

It is too funny, don't lie.

6/16/2009 9:48:53 AM
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