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"Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you."
My Goddess says the pot has officially called the kettle black here. Ball's in your court, Samurai.
6/16/2009 9:52:09 AM
Or maybe he just doesn't care. There are kids dying in Africa, for example.
6/16/2009 10:12:22 AM
Someone actually thinks Jesus reads the internet and cries. Priceless.
6/16/2009 12:24:46 PM
These people dont think that your Jesus exists when they draw these things. And they usually arent mocking your imaginary friend, they are mocking YOUR stupid ass.
Because you say things like; "I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."
I mean, honestly..your Jesus is a fucking looser joke just like you are.
6/16/2009 1:06:20 PM
Jesus had a sense of humor, unlike most fundies. I doubt he'd mind terribly.
6/16/2009 2:23:58 PM
I think he had the same kind of experience that we do looking at this site.
6/17/2009 5:12:42 AM
Jesus accepted being nailed to a cross and dying hanging there, when He could have jumped down and started kicking some Roman behind. I think he can take a little criticism.
6/17/2009 5:17:08 AM
This made me curious.
/me goes googling "Christianity"
6/17/2009 6:12:22 AM
@Allegory for Jesus & @Charni
Ruptured Retards is basically 4chan for fundies. The former has 'Anonymous', the latter 'Sheeple'. /b/ tries to outdo each other in outrageous pictures & statements they post, the latter try to outdo each other re. 'witnessing', bigotry, Rupture fantasy fanfaps, and scoring Jesuspoints™; with their posts, it's basically 'I am considerably more Fundy than YOU!'. Both are a circlejerk. The former 14 year old basement-dwellers. The latter immature & ignorant Jesusfags. The former has moot, the latter Buzzardnuts.
Same difference, really.
6/17/2009 11:19:18 AM
Maybe he should have done that over two thousand years ago before anyone ever heard of him?
I think theres an underlying pagan faith in fundies. Nothing can happen until the stars are in the right place, God and Jesus are on a timetable, the Rapture will only come when certain 'signs' are present. Very primitive 4000 year old beliefs here
6/17/2009 3:24:54 PM
I somehow doubt that god/Jesus/Holy Spirit is really that vindictive or emotional. Considering the fact that he is a god, he would either find it interesting, or irrelevant.
Either that or god is too fucking vain and we should all just give up and do whatever the hell we want because we are all screwed.
6/18/2009 3:53:19 AM
Do you spend a lot of time talking to the monster under the bed, while holding your blankie of protection?
6/18/2009 4:39:14 AM
And it doesn't occur to you that a god that would feel anger over such trifles is probably not worthy of being worshipped?
6/19/2009 12:10:44 AM
We don't believe someone created us. Therefore it's like making fun of Pinociole or Little Red Riding Hood. The stories are both just as unlikely as a God but they don't have worshippers or followers, people who think they're real.
So we're making fun of You because of your beliefs. In this scenario it's always the religious putting themselves in the position of God. If God doesn't complain, why should you? Are you speaking for God? (yet again)
6/21/2009 11:54:04 AM
Jesus is a myth for the dismally stupid.
5/3/2013 5:20:28 AM
Filin De Blanc
Jesus reads the Internet and cries? I bet he writes an angsty poem on his Livejournal afterwards, too.
5/3/2013 8:27:22 AM
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