[Fundy found some images mocking Christianity on the Internet]
I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point. Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you. I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day.
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Methinks you are projecting, the Jesus I read about would probably be overcome with sorrow at the thought of people being lost due to their bad judgment, more than wrathful towards them, and you know what? I'm not even a Christian, you should probably read that bible of yours sometime.
or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day.
He's God and he still has to wait till Judgement Day? Surely an omnipotent being can hold the whooshfest anytime he wants. In fact, he promised to hold it within the lifetimes of those living at his resurrection. What happened?
He's looking a lot less than omnipotent in my eyes, I can tell you.
Even if Jesus exists (which I in no way contend,) I would hope an omnipotent being would be able to withstand the mocking of lesser beings and not fly into a rage. Of course, God-daddy flew into rages fairly regularly according to the OT, and Jesus is said to be ready to bannish most of humanity to eternal torture, so...
"you would actually MOCK the being that created you"
My mother & father created me, thank you. No invisible sky fairy required.
And Tim Berners-Lee is God. Because he created what you're looking at & use to spew your fundie bullshit. The WWW has changed the world far more than your so-called 'God' could've ever imagined.
"I was not only mad, but I actually broke out laughing at one point."
Heathen! Prepare yourself for the Fires of Hell that surely await your black soul!
"Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you."
Prove it.
"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."
Why the holy fuck do you people insist on foisting your petty insecurities, human frailties and base qualities on a supposedly omnimax entity? Can you seriously tell me that a being with the ability to create a fucking universe , at will no less, could possibly care what some insignificant and pathetically impotent little creature on some backwater mudball in some little galaxy tucked off in the corner of an infinite universe thinks or says about it?
EDIT: I see A Friend has already made this point. I'm late again, as usual...
Or he might just see the humor in it and laugh. And notice, the intro in parentheses stated that the images were mocking Christianity, not Christ per se.
Come on people - laugh at yourselves! Some times we Christians do ridiculous things. Every group does. The ability to see just how silly we humans can be is a wonderful gift. Enjoy it!
"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."
I'd say crying. Anger is a deadly sin right? And waiting for judgement day? I thought vengeful thoughts were sins.
I was not only mad
Because someone was making fun of something you actively chose to believe in, perhaps?
if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad
Something tells me that if Jesus does exist, he's got a thicker skin than you do and any criticism simply rolls off his back.
So that's Rapture Retard humour. Laughing at Jesus's revenge against those who mocked him or at your own incomprehension of that mockery. I got one that'll make you split your sides.
Jesus is a stupid wanker.
There. Now all you got to do is imagine how I can possibly say that (cue guffawing marathon) or imagine Jesus taking his revenge on me (cue helpless falling about hilarity). Side splitting stuff.
Know what makes me laugh? This question:-
Have you any news on the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama?
When I was a bratty teen-ager, I mocked the beings that created me (mum and dad) on a fairly regular basis. I got over it and so did they.
I hope your Jesus is at least as patient and mature. If not, he should resign and let someone more suitable do his job.
Bet if you ran upon some images that were mocking Mohammed and Islam you'd laugh too, but for another reason.
Oh, I forgot, your religion is the one and only bestest and true fairy tale, EVAH. ... Right?
Now Last Samurai shut up and bring me my burger and fries, pronto.
that thread also has a beautiful example of sheep mentality:
after the OP posted about the filth she found googling, a lot of others checked for themselves. and then comes the head-sheep criticizing them for checking for themselves and not taking the OP's word at face value!
I was created when my (now deceased) father fucked my mother. I tease my mom all the time about all sorts of things and while he was alive, I teased my father, too....
They both got pretty good laughs out of my mocking.
"because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you."
Oh yes, you certainly "cannot fathom", that much is true. Sadly, it's not rhetorical inability to understand why one would ridicule the undisputed benevolent creator of the Universe, but rather why one would question that very concept and start the ridicule from there.
"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."
Every LOLCAT you post brings us that much closer to the Apocalypse, people. Also: 4chan makes Jesus weep. The pussy.
Yes, Jesus, Gandalf, Darth Vader and Belgarath all have meetings and cry together whenever they are mocked
Ummmmm, if your god actually existed, then being the all-knowing, blah blah blah type he is, wouldn't he have seen this coming and said, "Ah whatever, I'm god, why should it bother me?.....This one's quite the Photoshop whiz, though."
I Googled the terms "christianity" and "images". The first ten hits were web sites showing various graphic images of crosses, people praying, photos of various christian holy sites, historical Christian art works, Christian graphics and a blogger soliciting Christian images. I also tried "Jesus" and "images" and got a bunch of web sites with completely respectful images (with the sole exception of some doofus who included a picture of himself). WTF is this person talking about? I think these people go out of their way to search out offensive material.
"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."
No, I think that if Jesus was a mature man, he'd either ignore it or have a good laugh. That's what I would do.
"I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries"
Jesus: the Ghost that Cries.
like The Phantom, only wimpier.
"Certainly not because it was funny, but because I cannot fathom being so ignorant and hateful that you would actually MOCK the being that created you."
My Goddess says the pot has officially called the kettle black here. Ball's in your court, Samurai.
These people dont think that your Jesus exists when they draw these things. And they usually arent mocking your imaginary friend, they are mocking YOUR stupid ass.
Why?
Because you say things like; "I have to wonder if Jesus looks at those images/comments and cries, or if he gets so mad that he cannot wait for judgement day."
I mean, honestly..your Jesus is a fucking looser joke just like you are.
@Allegory for Jesus & @Charni
Ruptured Retards is basically 4chan for fundies. The former has 'Anonymous', the latter 'Sheeple'. /b/ tries to outdo each other in outrageous pictures & statements they post, the latter try to outdo each other re. 'witnessing', bigotry, Rupture fantasy fanfaps, and scoring Jesuspoints; with their posts, it's basically 'I am considerably more Fundy than YOU!'. Both are a circlejerk. The former 14 year old basement-dwellers. The latter immature & ignorant Jesusfags. The former has moot, the latter Buzzardnuts.
Same difference, really.
Maybe he should have done that over two thousand years ago before anyone ever heard of him?
I think theres an underlying pagan faith in fundies. Nothing can happen until the stars are in the right place, God and Jesus are on a timetable, the Rapture will only come when certain 'signs' are present. Very primitive 4000 year old beliefs here
I somehow doubt that god/Jesus/Holy Spirit is really that vindictive or emotional. Considering the fact that he is a god, he would either find it interesting, or irrelevant.
Either that or god is too fucking vain and we should all just give up and do whatever the hell we want because we are all screwed.
@Mayhem
You win
We don't believe someone created us. Therefore it's like making fun of Pinociole or Little Red Riding Hood. The stories are both just as unlikely as a God but they don't have worshippers or followers, people who think they're real.
So we're making fun of You because of your beliefs. In this scenario it's always the religious putting themselves in the position of God. If God doesn't complain, why should you? Are you speaking for God? (yet again)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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