[In response to Megan Fox saying, "instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?" when asked what she would say to 'Megatron' to keep him from destroying the world]
Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself removing us and then she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like, more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure.
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white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?
As we all know, it's God's blessing to be born into a family of ill-educated bigots with no money and a succession of short-term dead-end jobs (if you're lucky), all the time living in a trailer park in Turnip Field, Dixie Alley. And your Pastor taking ten per cent of what little you have to build the local Mega-Church, that's worth giving up medical insurance for, surely?
Being born in some Godless liberal hell-hole (like say Norway or Japan), that must be terrible.
"Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself"
Oh, so the other non-existent entity.
JC- Son of Tetragrammaton, Fisher of Men, Destroyer of Worlds, The Great Judge in the Sky.
Much more powerfull than Megatron.
"Actually she will get her wish"
Not soon enough.
"but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us,"
No, it'll be your non-existent pal Jebus.
"it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself removing us"
I wouldn't bet on that if I were you.
"and then she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like,"
From what I can tell, your god doesn't appear to be doing a damned thing anyway should he exist in the first place. Given that, I can't imagine it would be all that different than it is now.
"more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure."
I doubt it.
she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like, more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure.
Oh noes! The fundies are all going away with Jeebus! What ever will we, worthless godless heathens, do! Oh, misery, oh, disaster!
Seriously, M.M, I thought the same thing, I wonder if that's a poe or if he really is that dense to not notice what he just said...
Who cares what some actor or actress says?! They're just people who are paid to look good and say words in movies. Do they really know anything outside of their sheltered, isolated lives? Who knows and who cares. Why is "Prepared To Go" taking Megan Fox's (who is unbelievablly smoking hot) words with any seriousness unless he's as nutty as she is?
As a descendant of "hillbillies" (poor whites from Appalachia), I would like to extend this invitation to Megan Fox to kiss my fucking hillbilly ass.
I find it interesting that it's ok for people to mock "hillbillies", "white trash", "trailer trash", "crackers", anyone from middle America, etc. but these same people would never dream of denigrating blacks, gays or Muslims. It's just more disgusting bigotry and racism. If what you mean is religious fanatics, then have the guts to say it. If you don't have the guts, then STFU and don't say anything at all.
oh, the awesome things we could do with a freshly de-populated midwest... like reintroduce the wild bison, for example (much smarter and tastier than fundies)
bring on the rapture(or Megatron, for that matter), the world is overpopulated as it is!
it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself
It's just no fun when they make it this easy.
" it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself"
Oh ye of little faith. May Optimus have mercy on your soul.
yeah, horrible. all those free thinkers going unsuppressed. medicine being developed free of anti stem cell protest. acceptance of other religions. gay people actually enjoying their lives without prejudice.
the horror.
...also, I just gained a new respect for Megan Fox.
"more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure."
You mean, locked in a room with you for all eternity?
If I were Jesus, the bigoted, holier-than-thou, judgmental, hate-filled hypocrites on RR would be the last ones I'd pick. What makes "Prepared To Go" so sure he'll be picked? Did he love his neighbor? Does he think God will simply ask him for his own opinion, yes or no? Or will He examine his feelings and relationship with his fellow man?
I knew when he said Jesus that this was a Raptard. But hey, as long as all these people are gone, I don't care who's taking them - just as long as human rights will no longer be suppressed, I'm good.
"Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us"
Don't know about Megatron, but a Gundam exists:
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Can't say the same about your nonexistent Jesus, eh? And even if he did return (which'll never happen), I could take him out with a Gundam mobile suit. Or an EVA from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Hell, I reckon even God could be destroyed by the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Optimus Prime: Forgive them, Primus, they do not know what they are doing.
Yeah, Optimus Prime = Jesus analogies are just way too easy.
Re: Clown's post
Jesus may me more powerful than Megatron, but can he defeat Galvatron, or his Master, Unicron, who is capable of destroying planets, & ingesting the remains for fuel...?
Ah-HAH! So you ARE white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America! Good to know you lot think highly of yourselves - condemned out of your own mouth.
And go easy on the christian love there, you might wear it out.
"instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Respect for Megan Fox just went up. Still can't act well, though.
And whoo, life without the "love" of God and his fan club. Any time he wants to take you up is good with me.
Over here we would probably not even notice if the rapture happened, not if only fundies will go. We have very few of those, their absence will register less than a flu season.
As we don't have them now, we wont see the difference in amount of God's love and blessings, either. We'll just have to carry on, with our low rate of homicides, abortions, rapes, teen pregnancies, infancy deaths, and our high levels of adult literacy, average income, average education, average health.
Poor us!
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