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[In response to Megan Fox saying, "instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?" when asked what she would say to 'Megatron' to keep him from destroying the world]

Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself removing us and then she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like, more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure.

Prepared To Go, RR 76 Comments [6/15/2009 11:26:14 AM]
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tracer

So Jesus is a Decepticon?

I knew it!

6/15/2009 11:32:57 AM



And nothing of value will be lost?

6/15/2009 11:33:59 AM

solomongrundy

white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?

As we all know, it's God's blessing to be born into a family of ill-educated bigots with no money and a succession of short-term dead-end jobs (if you're lucky), all the time living in a trailer park in Turnip Field, Dixie Alley. And your Pastor taking ten per cent of what little you have to build the local Mega-Church, that's worth giving up medical insurance for, surely?

Being born in some Godless liberal hell-hole (like say Norway or Japan), that must be terrible.

6/15/2009 11:38:20 AM

Orestes

"Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself"

Oh, so the other non-existent entity.

6/15/2009 11:39:00 AM

Captain Obvious

I wouldn't mind so much if Megatron was jesus. He's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

6/15/2009 11:47:38 AM

K T

My myths bigger than your myth

6/15/2009 11:51:08 AM

Clown

JC- Son of Tetragrammaton, Fisher of Men, Destroyer of Worlds, The Great Judge in the Sky.
Much more powerfull than Megatron.

6/15/2009 11:53:07 AM

A Friend

Most people would fap to Megan Fox. You people fap to jeebus and murder. What the fuck is wrong with you all?

6/15/2009 11:54:42 AM

Horsefeathers

"Actually she will get her wish"

Not soon enough.

"but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us,"

No, it'll be your non-existent pal Jebus.

"it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself removing us"

I wouldn't bet on that if I were you.

"and then she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like,"

From what I can tell, your god doesn't appear to be doing a damned thing anyway should he exist in the first place. Given that, I can't imagine it would be all that different than it is now.

"more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure."

I doubt it.

6/15/2009 11:56:38 AM

observiNG

she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like, more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure.

Oh noes! The fundies are all going away with Jeebus! What ever will we, worthless godless heathens, do! Oh, misery, oh, disaster!

6/15/2009 12:08:36 PM

aaa

Oh, really?

6/15/2009 12:11:31 PM

M.M.

Did he/she just admit to being a white trash hillbilly?

6/15/2009 12:15:00 PM

CosmicSaurian

Megan Fox speaks the truth.

6/15/2009 12:25:28 PM

Headache

Prepared To Go will die Prepared To Go!

6/15/2009 12:29:17 PM

Canadia

Seriously, M.M, I thought the same thing, I wonder if that's a poe or if he really is that dense to not notice what he just said...

6/15/2009 12:29:51 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Yes, that will happen.

6/15/2009 12:31:38 PM



Who cares what some actor or actress says?! They're just people who are paid to look good and say words in movies. Do they really know anything outside of their sheltered, isolated lives? Who knows and who cares. Why is "Prepared To Go" taking Megan Fox's (who is unbelievablly smoking hot) words with any seriousness unless he's as nutty as she is?

6/15/2009 12:36:33 PM

Big Jilm

If chariots gave your god a hard time then he's going to shit a blue brick when he meets Megatron.

6/15/2009 12:55:51 PM

EvoPagan

As a descendant of "hillbillies" (poor whites from Appalachia), I would like to extend this invitation to Megan Fox to kiss my fucking hillbilly ass.

I find it interesting that it's ok for people to mock "hillbillies", "white trash", "trailer trash", "crackers", anyone from middle America, etc. but these same people would never dream of denigrating blacks, gays or Muslims. It's just more disgusting bigotry and racism. If what you mean is religious fanatics, then have the guts to say it. If you don't have the guts, then STFU and don't say anything at all.

6/15/2009 1:00:11 PM

Mayhem


6/15/2009 1:04:29 PM

EvoPagan

I just realized that Megan Fox is so stupid that she thinks that hillbillies come from middle America. EPIC FAIL.

6/15/2009 1:05:07 PM

anon

Prepared to Go...to H-E-L-L, that's where you fundies are headed.

6/15/2009 1:15:14 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

So you admit you are white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people?


MMMMkay

6/15/2009 1:17:58 PM

Old Viking

Wal-Mart has a special on non-existent entities.

6/15/2009 1:22:46 PM

Grigadil

I'll settle for Megan Fox's love and blessings over gawd's, any day.

6/15/2009 1:23:56 PM
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