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[In response to Megan Fox saying, "instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?" when asked what she would say to 'Megatron' to keep him from destroying the world]

Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself removing us and then she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like, more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure.

Prepared To Go, RR 76 Comments [6/15/2009 11:26:14 AM]
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Efrain

So...Optimus Prime is the Anti-christ?

6/15/2009 1:30:22 PM

Ian W

Evopagan, she was referring to the white trash hillbillies that are also anti-gay and super bible-beating. Not all white trash hillbillies, and that's it.

6/15/2009 1:32:31 PM

Pule Thamex

I've just seen a Supersport quote and it's mellowed me out. However, I regret to say, your an objectionable string of rat pizzle slime.

6/15/2009 1:42:14 PM



Good. Jesus can have them!

6/15/2009 1:59:14 PM

arietta

EvoPagan, also, there can't be racism against white people in America. Racism's prejudice with the systematic discrimination behind it. Just sayin'.

6/15/2009 2:06:23 PM

WMDKitty

And we'd still be saying, "Good riddance!"

6/15/2009 2:07:58 PM

CatAnon

Please. Please leave so we can be free of your stupid.

6/15/2009 2:51:34 PM

jadehawk

oh, the awesome things we could do with a freshly de-populated midwest... like reintroduce the wild bison, for example (much smarter and tastier than fundies)

bring on the rapture(or Megatron, for that matter), the world is overpopulated as it is!

6/15/2009 3:09:46 PM

Godbuster

TRANSFORMERS

JESUS IN DISGUISE

TRANSFORMERS

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

AUTOBOTS WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROY THE EVIL FORCES OF

DICK CHENEY

6/15/2009 3:28:55 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself

It's just no fun when they make it this easy.

6/15/2009 3:57:57 PM

Misty

I thought exactly what Tracer said first, so I won't repeat it. But MAN did I laugh it out!

6/15/2009 4:18:04 PM

Allegory for Jesus

" it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself"

Oh ye of little faith. May Optimus have mercy on your soul.

6/15/2009 4:37:33 PM

Vince

yeah, horrible. all those free thinkers going unsuppressed. medicine being developed free of anti stem cell protest. acceptance of other religions. gay people actually enjoying their lives without prejudice.

the horror.


...also, I just gained a new respect for Megan Fox.

6/15/2009 5:08:22 PM

hmcook87

Yea, and then you'll be sorry!!! Any day now.... any day now...

6/15/2009 5:22:59 PM

Beltaine

"more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure."

You mean, locked in a room with you for all eternity?

6/15/2009 5:26:11 PM

John

If I were Jesus, the bigoted, holier-than-thou, judgmental, hate-filled hypocrites on RR would be the last ones I'd pick. What makes "Prepared To Go" so sure he'll be picked? Did he love his neighbor? Does he think God will simply ask him for his own opinion, yes or no? Or will He examine his feelings and relationship with his fellow man?

6/15/2009 5:34:09 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

I knew when he said Jesus that this was a Raptard. But hey, as long as all these people are gone, I don't care who's taking them - just as long as human rights will no longer be suppressed, I'm good.

6/15/2009 6:07:29 PM

Canadiest

You still here? Thought this has been 'soon' for over 150 years and not a scam


6/15/2009 6:34:30 PM



Megatron=Jesus

6/15/2009 7:57:42 PM

a well known dangerous villain

...I never thought I would agree this strongly with Megan Fox.

6/16/2009 2:46:01 AM

Neon Elf

Go Megan!
Nice to see someone not kowtowing to the religious right.

6/16/2009 4:01:27 AM

Deep Search

They don't just live in Middle America. Hell, most of em are in the South. Take them all, plz.

6/16/2009 4:35:23 AM

GigaGuess

So if that's what Heaven's going to be full of...why do I want to go there again?

6/16/2009 4:56:22 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us"

Don't know about Megatron, but a Gundam exists:



Can't say the same about your nonexistent Jesus, eh? And even if he did return (which'll never happen), I could take him out with a Gundam mobile suit. Or an EVA from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Hell, I reckon even God could be destroyed by the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

6/16/2009 8:08:05 AM

Porter

So Optimus Prime is...Satan?

6/16/2009 9:32:27 AM
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