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[In response to Megan Fox saying, "instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?" when asked what she would say to 'Megatron' to keep him from destroying the world]

Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be Jesus Christ The Lord Himself removing us and then she will see what life without God's love and blessings will be like, more horrible then any movie could ever depict for sure.

Prepared To Go, RR 76 Comments [6/15/2009 11:26:14 AM]
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Well, she's actually talking about a confirmed FICTIONAL being, unlike you're unintentionally doing with...........the boss dear.

6/16/2009 10:13:27 AM

Brenz

Y'know, I don't care for Ms. Fox's movies, but she's winning my heart with every interview.

6/16/2009 12:59:40 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LOL..Christians have to compete with Megatron..LOL..this is classic!

6/16/2009 1:02:29 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Heck, I wouldn't even stop there. I'd get the racists and similar groups removed as well.

6/16/2009 2:27:23 PM

nintendofreakgcn

Optimus Prime: Forgive them, Primus, they do not know what they are doing.

Yeah, Optimus Prime = Jesus analogies are just way too easy.

6/16/2009 5:24:12 PM

Amunium

Wow, I just got a lot of respect for Megan Fox. I thought she was just another dumb chick. Probably still is, but at least this proves she has more sense than at least 86% of the American populace.

6/17/2009 1:08:38 AM

[i]Amunium[/i]

Oh great, that's what you get for copy-pasting your own fucking name from a link.

Still, point stands.

6/17/2009 1:10:42 AM

dingo

Yknow...Fox shouldnt say something like that...in fact, nobody should say something like that...thats just as prejudiced as anybody else!

6/17/2009 2:17:32 PM

Adrian


6/17/2009 7:03:47 PM

G. Fieendish

Re: Clown's post
Jesus may me more powerful than Megatron, but can he defeat Galvatron, or his Master, Unicron, who is capable of destroying planets, & ingesting the remains for fuel...?

6/17/2009 11:20:31 PM

nutbunny

Megatron as Christ .Yeahssss!

6/18/2009 9:14:06 AM

Scorpiox

Yeesssss indeed.Now which version should we use?I prefer the purple dinosaur one. :)

6/29/2009 11:35:42 PM

Clown

@G. Fieendish: Unicron was already defeated when great prophet Hotrod (a.k.a Neo) opened matrix and transformed into Rodimus Prime by the power of Grey Sku-- I mean, Holly Spirit. So there ):

6/30/2009 6:00:17 AM

Ericm6

You make a good point. I now want there to be a rapture as much as you do, to get rid of you and make the Earth better.

6/30/2009 8:22:28 PM

Laurel

Why do I suddenly like Megan Fox?
Hm.

7/5/2009 10:00:42 AM

Elia

Wow. A celebrity talking some semblance of sense that I sort of agree with. Not something that happens every day.

7/5/2009 10:03:36 AM

Ecoline

Ah-HAH! So you ARE white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America! Good to know you lot think highly of yourselves - condemned out of your own mouth.

And go easy on the christian love there, you might wear it out.

7/5/2009 2:39:33 PM

Jon

Cool, I can't wait!

11/1/2009 7:56:12 PM

J.T.

"instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Respect for Megan Fox just went up. Still can't act well, though.

And whoo, life without the "love" of God and his fan club. Any time he wants to take you up is good with me.

1/21/2010 9:38:05 PM

Swede

Over here we would probably not even notice if the rapture happened, not if only fundies will go. We have very few of those, their absence will register less than a flu season.
As we don't have them now, we wont see the difference in amount of God's love and blessings, either. We'll just have to carry on, with our low rate of homicides, abortions, rapes, teen pregnancies, infancy deaths, and our high levels of adult literacy, average income, average education, average health.

Poor us!

1/22/2010 6:51:37 AM

Kisare

...Megan Fox just went up a couple jillion respect points there.....

7/17/2010 11:58:30 PM

Prepared To Go

Actually she will get her wish but it won't be this non-existent Megatron removing us, it will be our non-existent god.

8/13/2010 9:14:00 PM




8/14/2010 1:16:29 AM

The Duelist

Jesus, the Ultimate Decepticon!!!

BOW BEFORE HIS EVIL MIGHT!!!!

8/14/2010 9:56:43 AM

Huh

"(Tell me!) Tell me; where is the love?
In a careless creation
When there’s no “above”
There’s no justice
Just a cause and a cure
And a bounty of suffering
It seems we all endure
And what I’m frightened of
Is that they call it “God’s love”"

9/25/2011 8:51:22 AM
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