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just to clear the record, I am not in any way racist. Just in case anyone forgets, it's me, the creationist who believes skin color is skin deep and not at all the result of "evolution," as probably everyone in here believes. Skin is adaptive just many other human traits.....all it takes is a few minutes in the sun to prove that. Stay out in the sun all day, every day, and your offspring might very well emerge a wee bit darker than you. Over the course of a few generations, this may add up to big differences. But the point is, there is no random mutation and there's definitely no selection.

And to clear the homo thing up, I truly truly love these people. It's just that their bedroom/restroom/carseat activities repulse me and drag society down. So sue me.

Guzman (aka Supersport), Rants n' Raves 57 Comments [6/15/2009 11:27:18 AM]
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LDM

Congratulations, you've reached a whole new level of stupidity. Didn't think that was possible.

6/15/2009 11:29:04 AM

Valohir

Read up on Evolution. Lamarck was wrong. Chop the tail off of hundreds of generations of mice and the one hundred and first will still be born with tails. Skin color is an isolationist mutation.

6/15/2009 11:32:23 AM

Clown

I thought Lysenko was dead. Here's food for thoughts Supersport: If your theory is correct, why are women still born virgins? I mean, it's the trait that should disappear "over the course of just a few generations".

6/15/2009 11:34:18 AM

Orestes

You know what, fuck it, at least he made an attempt to understand. Even if it was a half-assed, totally wrong attempt, it's a small step forward for fundies.

6/15/2009 11:35:32 AM

tracer

Ah, Supersport. We haven't seen you around here for a while. Where ya been hidin'?

6/15/2009 11:38:24 AM

CCMars

Hey hey, look who's back! Still have your foot wedged in your mouth, I see.

6/15/2009 11:39:28 AM

Moondog

Fair-skinned Brits and their descendants have been living in tropical Queensland for centuries. Instead of darkening up in just a few generations, as you say, modern Australians look like the British. This may explain why Queensland has one of the highest skin cancer rates in the world.

6/15/2009 11:45:28 AM

Captain Obvious

Congratulations, you just reinvented Lamarckian evolution.

6/15/2009 11:46:53 AM

K T

their bedroom/restroom/carseat activities repulse


So stay out of these places and all's good?

6/15/2009 11:50:00 AM

A Friend

Last year our economy tanked because TEH GHEYS GIVE EACH OTHER BLOWJOBS WHILE THEY DRIVE!!!

6/15/2009 11:51:50 AM

Horsefeathers

"just to clear the record, I am not in any way racist."

It's been my experience that such a declaration usually precedes a racist rant.

"Just in case anyone forgets, it's me, the creationist who believes skin color is skin deep and not at all the result of "evolution," as probably everyone in here believes. Skin is adaptive just many other human traits.....all it takes is a few minutes in the sun to prove that."

Tanning is not evolution you moron. The ability to tan could be considered an evolutionary trait, but not the tan itself.

"Stay out in the sun all day, every day, and your offspring might very well emerge a wee bit darker than you."

Even Lamarck thinks you're a fucking moron.

"Over the course of a few generations, this may add up to big differences."

Skin color isn't determined or genetically encoded by getting a tan you blithering idiot.

"But the point is, there is no random mutation and there's definitely no selection."

You really need to start paying attention when people explain these concepts to you.

"And to clear the homo thing up, I truly truly love these people. It's just that their bedroom/restroom/carseat activities repulse me and drag society down. So sue me."

Eh? I'm hoping I've missed a pertinent portion of the conversation.

6/15/2009 11:52:04 AM

Danny Noonan

This is so rightjust the same way that if you loose a limb your children are born with out one too.

6/15/2009 11:52:19 AM

Zeus Almighty

From what I've read most of the people who do the restroom gay thing are closeted, married, homophobic nut jobs or Republicans (is that redundant?). Regular gay people just meet in clubs or online or at the grocery store, the way regular heterosexuals do.
Anyway, I bet there's a really big secret your family doesn't know about.

6/15/2009 12:00:40 PM

aaa

Uh huh. This guy still doesn't make sense.

6/15/2009 12:16:55 PM

Doctor Whom

Stay out in the sun all day, every day, and your offspring might very well emerge a wee bit darker than you.

So we can't believe Darwin, but it's okay to believe Lamarck? If you say so.

6/15/2009 12:16:56 PM



I am not in any way racist.

...except here comes some bullshit that will prove otherwise.

Stay out in the sun all day, every day, and your offspring might very well emerge a wee bit darker than you.

Skin pigmentation does not work that way.

there is no random mutation and there's definitely no selection.

How do you know this for certain? Just because the effects might be imperceiveable doesn't mean that external pressures and influences don't affect a given or a group of species.

And to clear the homo thing up, I truly truly love these people.

Again, here comes some bullshit to prove otherwise.

It's just that their bedroom/restroom/carseat activities repulse me and drag society down.

Why is their sex life any of your fucking business?! Besides, heterosexuals do some pretty kinky things in their bedrooms, restrooms and car seats too.

6/15/2009 12:24:50 PM

Headache

Good old SuperStupid!

Dumber than ever, wow! How is that even possible?

6/15/2009 12:27:50 PM

JohnTheAtheist

By your reasoning if I lose my foot in a horrible accident while at Bible Camp my offspring will also have no foot?

You sure you thought this one out there Sport-O?

6/15/2009 12:45:50 PM

Mihangel apYrs

A laMarckist!!! At least the gallant chevalier was doing original thinking before genetics became a theory. This twat is just thinking out of his arse!

I must admit watching straights making out all over the place rather repulses me, especially as it's on TV etc, but if it gets too much I stop watching.

And how exactly is society dragged down?

6/15/2009 12:53:42 PM

Lucilius

You dildoes are the ones who justified slavery by saying all Ham's kids (black people) were Biblically ordered to grovel before Shem's and Jephthat's offspring forever and ever. And Lamarck (never heard of him, have you?) and Lysenko (or him) were discredited decades ago. But hey, so was your fairy-tale reader, and you haven't gotten that memo yet either.

Also: car seat activity? You're mad that gay people drive?

6/15/2009 1:00:12 PM

Grigadil

Jews are born without foreskins now?

6/15/2009 1:04:14 PM

Old Viking

If you spend as much time as possible in a meat locker your children will be servers at Dairy Queen.

6/15/2009 1:16:31 PM

Pule Thamex

Obviously, time hasn't improved your understanding. Still, I'm glad in a perverse kind of way, I usually get a lot of enjoyment from your quotes.

6/15/2009 1:37:01 PM

Thinking Allowed

Someone doesn't understand evolution or bigotry very well.














Oh wait, it's Supersport. Carry on.

6/15/2009 1:52:01 PM



it's like watching someone with multiple personalities argue with themselves. There are so many contradictions I can't even begin to make sense of this.

6/15/2009 1:55:41 PM
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