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There seems to be alot of confusion on this board regarding Christianity. I see people posting about "Christians" who believe in an old earth. "Christians" who believe in Evolution. "Christians" who believe the Bible has mistakes in it, etc.

This is what's called Counterfeit Christianity. There is no way you can call yourself a Christian and accept Darwin's theory of Evolution when the Bible is perfectly clear that there was no Evolution. No excuses whatsoever. Counterfeit Christians say Genesis shouldn't be taken literally, but they give no reason as to why we shouldn't take it literally!

So I want to make clear what the differences are between True Christians and Counterfeit Christians:

True Christians believe in the Bible. ALL of it.

True Christians are not sympathetic towards other belief systems. A true Christian cannot say that another religion "may lead to God." I do not like Muslims, but I do like the Jews. Although I do not respect Judaism (because it is false and does not lead to salvation), I do respect the Jews because of what the Bible teaches, and because of the importance of Israel in God's plan. The Jews have also been strongly oppressed, therefore true Christians are also proud supporters of Israel (like myself).

True Christians believe in a young earth, and creationism.

True Christians believe in the Trinity doctrine, while many counterfeit Christians reject it.

If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask!

(submitters note: The whole thread is pure gold)

Camille, FRDB 63 Comments [6/15/2009 8:39:42 PM]
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dpareja

In short, me and my little church are the only TrueChristians, and everyone else can go jab sharp sticks up their ass!

DIAF.

6/15/2009 8:51:36 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

This is the longest "no true Scotsman" I've ever seen.

6/15/2009 8:54:48 PM

Dr. Razark

True Christians have been the ones oppressing the Jews, by the way.

Something about them killing Jesus.

I can understand that. Except for the fact that the Romans were the ones nailing folks to trees. And that was kind of the whole point for Jesus showing up, according to your mythology.

6/15/2009 8:55:44 PM

jadehawk

gyarrrrgh!

that YEC is from Germany! I'm officially embarrassed for all Germans now

6/15/2009 9:14:25 PM

WMDKitty

So...

uh...

Yeah.

/got nothin'

6/15/2009 9:25:17 PM

lupinella

Seconding the 'Only a TRUE Scotsman alert'.

6/15/2009 9:28:47 PM

Grigadil

Anyway, didja know that 23 Oct 4004BCE was LAST THURSDAY?

6/15/2009 9:38:36 PM

Missouri

And she has apparently been banned for being a woman and "preaching" to men. Go figure.

6/15/2009 9:57:03 PM

Charni

Doesn't "true" Christianity PREACH tolerance and forgiveness?

Someone just exploded my irony metre

6/15/2009 10:31:59 PM

Orestes

"True Christians believe in the Bible. ALL of it."

Even Leviticus? Man, being a True Christian sucks.

6/16/2009 12:15:28 AM

Swedish Pagan

Get a life!

You think they are counterfeit, they think you are counterfeit. Just agree to disagree, and get on with your own life. If you are following each and every rule in the Bible, you have a full time job with that. Plus, get off the internet, it's not mentioned in the Bible, therefore it does not exist.

6/16/2009 12:32:01 AM

aaa

No true scotsman fallacy is still at full strength.

6/16/2009 1:01:40 AM

FB

"Counterfeit Christians say Genesis shouldn't be taken literally, but they give no reason as to why we shouldn't take it literally! "


That's funyy - I have a bookshelf of reasons, page after page that you pretend don't exist.....

6/16/2009 1:22:16 AM

Dan Onymous

Troo Christians judge not, lest they be judged...

6/16/2009 2:08:43 AM

GigaGuess

Basically, "I'm probably the only Real Christian in the world, because anyone who disagrees with me is a fake Christian."

Oh, and how about all those Counterfeit Christians who don't love their neighbors, hmmmm? Who don't judge? Who give to the poor? You seem to have forgotten them.

6/16/2009 2:36:35 AM

Nathan the Wise

True Christians believe in the Bible. ALL of it. /eq

No, they don't. Keep separate dishes for meat and milk, do you?


6/16/2009 3:34:22 AM

David B.

"True Christians believe in the Bible. ALL of it."

Including 1-Timothy 2:12?

6/16/2009 4:12:33 AM



True Christians are not sympathetic towards other belief systems.

And here's the core problem with religion in a nutshell. No respect, tolerance or coexistence with anyone else's personal beliefs. No live and let live for these people. Gotta convert 'em over to the "true faith" ASAFP. And when the world puts them in their place and says no more, they cry persecution and intolerance and hate when they can't even see those are just reflections of the bile they've been spewing all along.

I do not like Muslims, but I do like the Jews.

Why the one but not the other? From your previous statements (see above), you certainly cannot tolerate Judaism if your a True Christian(tm) since that is a "false religion." Islam is yet another religion but why go all the way with your dislike of them but not the Jews as well?

6/16/2009 5:30:40 AM



True Christians know you're an ignoramous who is an embarrassment to their faith.

6/16/2009 5:31:12 AM

The Jamo

Yeah, the bible is perfectly clear on a lot of things that are either stupid or simply wrong.

6/16/2009 5:42:23 AM

Misty

So dude, I hope you don't shave your beard. I also hope you don't wear polyester. And so forth.

6/16/2009 5:54:12 AM

observiNG

And just who the fuck are you to be setting these rules for everybody? When you stop eating shrimp, wearing mixed fibers, and working on Saturday/Sunday (which is it, by the way?), we'll talk about "ALL of it".

Also, I find your level of hypocrisy (Muslims vs. Jews) disturbing.

6/16/2009 6:18:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

"true Christians are also proud supporters of Israel (like myself).

True Christians believe in a young earth, and creationism.

True Christians believe in the Trinity doctrine, while many counterfeit Christians reject it."

"True Christians believe in the Bible. ALL of it."


True Christian™, eh? How's those poly-cotton clothes feel? Those pork chops & shrimps taste? If you follow the teachings of Scripture to the letter, and are like that with the Jews, then even YOU aren't a True Christian™ Camille m'dear.

...oh, and in before Matthew 15:11*:

'Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.'

And yet you lot dare criticise gays for performing fellatio? Baby Jesus cries when he sees & hears hypocrisy, you know.

*- I imagine this is how Ted Faggard justifies his homosexuality, whilst preaching against it. Sucking off rent boys doesn't count to him, because of this tidbit of Scripture, I guess. And this part is from the KJV (.a.k.a. 'QJV') the fundies drool over too. Says it all, really.

6/16/2009 6:36:12 AM

Efrain

The bible is as clear as a fucking oil filled black tinted condom. :(

6/16/2009 6:40:49 AM

Mister Spak

There seems to be alot of confusion on this board regarding Christianity. I see people posting about "Christians" hating this group and killing that group etc.

This is what's called counterfeit christianity. There is no way you can call yourself a Christian and accept killing and hating when Jesus is perfectly clear about what he expects in the beatitudes. No excuses whatsoever. Counterfeit christians don't read the bible so they don't know what Jesus said,
so they have no idea what Christians should do!

So I want to make clear what what the differences are between True Christians and counterfeit christians:

True Christians follow the teachings of Jesus. Counterfeit christians are enraged retards who hate and kill everyone who is not exactly like themselves. They are a variety of muslim. The only way to tell the difference is muslims scream "allah" when they are killing people, while counterfeit christians scream "Jesus".


6/16/2009 6:47:07 AM
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