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[If the Rapture happens today...]

Now as for what I would miss. Due to the financial issues I had to forgo a trip to Nashville for the country music Fan Fair, which I attend every year. I am devastated. We have a plan to save up for next year, if it works out. If the Rapture happens then I will not get to go. However, I am confident that there will be country music in Heaven and that annual Fan Fairs will continue into eternity.

My favorite current TV show is iCarly. The show is currently at its peak and it has an upcoming episode that promises to be its best episode ever. If the Rapture happens first, I am sure there will be TV sets to watch it on, as they are already filmed.



rjmamula, RR 111 Comments [6/15/2009 8:39:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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#971698
Frogflayer

If there's country music in heaven then please sign me up the heavy metal in hell. kthx.

6/15/2009 8:46:45 PM
#971711


iCarly? WTF!?? How old are you?

6/15/2009 8:56:52 PM
#971712
DarkfireTaimatsu

Country music, iCarly... Wait a minute... This isn't heaven!

6/15/2009 8:57:43 PM
#971715
That Goggles Kid

--"However, I am confident that there will be country music in Heaven and that annual Fan Fairs will continue into eternity."

You don't see anything wrong with this? Immortality is the worst torture you can inflict on a human, let alone immortality with country music playing the entire time.

6/15/2009 8:59:02 PM
#971717
Dr. Razark

Isn't TV "of da debbil"?

Dang, you're gonna miss that wooshfest.

6/15/2009 9:04:35 PM
#971721
Dio Fa

I'll take the Lake O' Fire, thanks.

6/15/2009 9:12:44 PM
#971722
jadehawk

yeah, interesting isn't it, how heaven is exactly what you want it to be, without the things you don't want it to be?

it's almost as if heaven were a wish fulfillment phantasy...

6/15/2009 9:13:25 PM
#971725
AJComixII

Give me Ozzy and Manson please.

6/15/2009 9:15:58 PM
#971731
WMDKitty

I'm pretty sure listening to country music is a sin.

If it isn't, it should be.

Your "god" strikes me as more of a Death/Black metal fan, with all that anger and wrath.

iCarly... isn't that on the Disney Channel?

6/15/2009 9:21:56 PM
#971737
Grigadil

I'll go wherever Dimebag ended up, thanks.

I thought up a song for you raptards, here are the lyrics:

[ahem]

Rapture, rapture
Any day now,
Rapture, rapture
Any day.
Rapture, rapture
Any day now,
Rapture, rapture
Any day.
Rapture, rapture
Any day now,
Rapture, rapture
Any day.
Rapture, rapture
Any day now,
Rapture, rapture
Any day...
[repeat to infinity]

6/15/2009 9:27:41 PM
#971754
Musicalbookworm

No, I'm pretty sure the country music is in hell...

6/15/2009 10:13:22 PM
#971757
speccy4i

Nice to know someone's got their priorities right...

6/15/2009 10:15:48 PM
#971760
DevilsChaplain

"My favorite current TV show is iCarly."

My God, the Raptards are even more insane than I ever imagined.....

6/15/2009 10:24:05 PM
#971766
Philbert McAdamia

Well, gollee, shazam thar, Jeter do you supposin' them'uns'll have that thar Nascar ever blesset day, and they'll all jes' go raund 'n' raund 'n' raund in a little bitty ol' circle forever 'n' ever amen, and never stop 'n' never crash 'n' we'll git to watch Earl 'n' Earl Junior win ever time == EEEEEEE doggies! But won't that be fun! With Hank 'n' Hank Junior on the speaker so loud ya kin hear 'em all over Hell 'n' half o' Georgia.

6/15/2009 10:34:20 PM
#971767
Charni

@Frogflayer

Take me with you!

As a great song once spoke "Heaven is a place, where nothing ever happens"

But seriously, all the coolest people from history would be in Hell!

6/15/2009 10:34:49 PM
#971775
incognito

i have a hard time believing that people actually take this seriously.

6/15/2009 11:21:14 PM
#971778
Swedish Pagan

No friends or family she'll miss? Birdsong? The wind in the willows? Children's laughter? Her work helping the poor, easing the life of those less fortunate?

No, she'll miss a music festival and a TV show. Could you be more shallow?

I'd take almost any kind of music over country and the swedish dance orchestras, they are even worse than country. If heaven means horrible music and children's TV shows, then I'll pass, thanks.

6/15/2009 11:32:01 PM
#971783
Doctor Whom

For someone who lives in fantasy world, you certainly have a humdrum imagination as to what Heaven will be like.

6/15/2009 11:42:48 PM
#971786
lolwut?

lolwut?

6/15/2009 11:46:44 PM
#971795


Gah! Yahweh "rewards" his faithful with an eternity of nonstop country music??? And the faithful wonder why we think their god is such a mean spirited old bastard...

6/16/2009 12:01:54 AM
#971797
Kat

Nevermind her whole "rapture" happening today idea. If a natural disaster/terrorist act/economy crash/ or other act of God were to occur where there was an abrupt stop of basic supplies and utilities, I can see this person just falling apart from not being able to watch iCarly for a week straight.

6/16/2009 12:03:01 AM
#971801
Orestes

She better be like fourteen goddamn years old to watch something like iCarly, let alone have it as a favorite show.

If there is an afterlife, I will gladly go to the opposite place that this lobotomy patient is going.

6/16/2009 12:10:10 AM
#971808
clockworkgirl21

OMG. This post made me LOL!

6/16/2009 12:18:31 AM
#971812
Captain Obvious

Personally I would wonder who in their right mind would be running the television networks if millions of people up and disappeared.

Oh right, fundies think only their particular sect is going to get raptured because everyone else is going to hell.

6/16/2009 12:25:38 AM
#971836
aaa

I'd rather visit that moshpit in hell. They have good booze, too.

6/16/2009 1:06:27 AM
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