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It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus). Could this be why Obama doesn't want the [birth certificate] to be made public? Not saying that's the case, mind you....

Trance, RR 63 Comments [6/15/2009 9:11:28 AM]
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Will not these ass-wipes ever get over it?!? You lost - too frickin bad.

And where in the babble does it say the AC will be born of a virgin? Does this mean your debil can do everything your man-god can do?

6/15/2009 9:16:18 AM


First of all, his birth certificate was made public. That issue has been settled. Resolved. Closed. The end.

Secondly, even if it were not, it takes an exceptionally great leap of blind, unreasoned faith to even assume that a lack of birth certificate might possibly mean Obama was born to a virgin. There is no relationship between being born to a virgin and not having a birth certificate (other than both are highly unusual).

6/15/2009 9:16:41 AM



6/15/2009 9:18:11 AM

Tiny Jeebus

Yes; because I'm sure it will say, right there in black and white, "Father: none-this is the first haploid birth in two thousand years!"


6/15/2009 9:19:09 AM

Dan Onymous

There's a box for that on the birth certificate?

6/15/2009 9:22:13 AM


"It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus)."

Yeah? Where is this said? If you say, "the Left Behind series!" I'm going to hurt you.

"Could this be why Obama doesn't want the (birth certificate) to be made public?"

You mean this birth certificate?

"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."

Yes, you are. If you weren't saying that you wouldn't have said anything at all.

How fucking dense are you?

6/15/2009 9:25:42 AM

Seeker in the Dark

Yes Trance, that's exactly it. Obama also thinks Christians with a side of babies should be part of this healthy breakfast and when he's bored, he drowns kittens for the lulz! Are you happy now, Trance?

6/15/2009 9:25:44 AM


Thank's to IVF technology, it became possible. But still... No birth sertificate (I'll play along for now) means being born of a virgin? Really? Tell that to gypsies in my country, please. A lot of them don't have birth certificates because of their parent's lazyness.

6/15/2009 9:26:15 AM


Thus demonstrating that fundietards have never even read the book they claim to revere, and have stuck with that model through all subsequent attempts at education.

6/15/2009 9:31:09 AM


Obama has released a birth certificate.

6/15/2009 9:35:48 AM


"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."

Yes, you are. Now go put a hot needle through your tongue so you learn to never lie again.

6/15/2009 9:40:23 AM

rubber chicken

Oh for fucking fucks sake!
What is the fucking matter with you fucking fucks? This is fucking getting so fucking boring. it's not even fucking funny anymore. Just fuck off and fucking die already.

You see what you made me do? Every time somebody says 'fuck' even in their own heads, an angel explodes in heaven. Your peurile faptasies are causing such mayhem it sounds like a drum solo up there.

6/15/2009 9:40:51 AM

Night Jaguar

LOL! I like the Orwellian message beside his name: 100% Kool-Aid Free!

No, I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid. I'm drinking this artificial flavored fruit drink.

6/15/2009 9:41:51 AM


I know it's been reported that Jesus, Alexander the Great, and countless other people held in high esteem throughout history were born of a virgin. That said, only since science has perfected IVF has there ever been the possibility of a human being actually being born of a virgin.

Since I'm not a woman, I can't begin to fathom why a virgin would even want to have kids without first having had their hymen broken (at the very least)....

And the IVF piece takes the fun out of the whole process, too...

6/15/2009 9:42:09 AM


Time for a new eyeglass prescription. That didn't imply something about Obama being the Anti-Christ did it?

Cleans glasses - ups font size.

Oh it did.


6/15/2009 9:43:45 AM

Night Jaguar

Wow, it's bad when even the Rapture Readiens are asking for a citation.

Edit: Damn...someone on that thread is actually claiming Malcolm X was Obama's father!!!!

6/15/2009 9:43:55 AM


Then that would mean he's definitely a US citizen and definitely NOT a Muslim.

6/15/2009 9:51:41 AM

Mr Blur

Yes, that'll be it. She was a virgin. A white virgin. Well done. You win a brain - try it out.

6/15/2009 9:59:47 AM


No, reproduction doesn't work that way!

6/15/2009 10:01:54 AM


Where does it say such? Book, chapter, and verse, please.

6/15/2009 10:02:19 AM

Zeus Almighty

I'm not a violent chap, but if I met this person I would slap him or her so hard the false teeth would fly out of their stupid, redneck, uneducated, mouth.
And it would feel good.

6/15/2009 10:09:35 AM


"It is said..." Seriously, now, who or what is generating all these 'it is saids'?

Everyone knows the apostate Paul was the antichrist.

6/15/2009 10:10:11 AM


What is it with these people always proposing crazy ideas, and then never bothering to actually look into any of them?

This must be why creationism is so prevalent among them.

6/15/2009 10:12:16 AM

Dio Fa

It is said only because you said it. And you're lying.

6/15/2009 10:17:55 AM


Seems odd that the devil can make a virgin pregnant, but is unable to create a convincing birth certificate. And shouldn't both Jesus and the Antichrist have been female? Oh no! Jesus was victim of the Yentl syndrome.

6/15/2009 10:19:37 AM

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