It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus). Could this be why Obama doesn't want the [birth certificate] to be made public? Not saying that's the case, mind you....
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First of all, his birth certificate was made public. That issue has been settled. Resolved. Closed. The end.
Secondly, even if it were not, it takes an exceptionally great leap of blind, unreasoned faith to even assume that a lack of birth certificate might possibly mean Obama was born to a virgin. There is no relationship between being born to a virgin and not having a birth certificate (other than both are highly unusual).
OMG
Will not these ass-wipes ever get over it?!? You lost - too frickin bad.
And where in the babble does it say the AC will be born of a virgin? Does this mean your debil can do everything your man-god can do?
"It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus)."
Yeah? Where is this said? If you say, "the Left Behind series!" I'm going to hurt you.
"Could this be why Obama doesn't want the (birth certificate) to be made public?"
You mean this birth certificate?
"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."
Yes, you are. If you weren't saying that you wouldn't have said anything at all.
How fucking dense are you?
Yes Trance, that's exactly it. Obama also thinks Christians with a side of babies should be part of this healthy breakfast and when he's bored, he drowns kittens for the lulz! Are you happy now, Trance?
Thank's to IVF technology, it became possible. But still... No birth sertificate (I'll play along for now) means being born of a virgin? Really? Tell that to gypsies in my country, please. A lot of them don't have birth certificates because of their parent's lazyness.
"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."
Yes, you are. Now go put a hot needle through your tongue so you learn to never lie again.
Oh for fucking fucks sake!
What is the fucking matter with you fucking fucks? This is fucking getting so fucking boring. it's not even fucking funny anymore. Just fuck off and fucking die already.
You see what you made me do? Every time somebody says 'fuck' even in their own heads, an angel explodes in heaven. Your peurile faptasies are causing such mayhem it sounds like a drum solo up there.
LOL! I like the Orwellian message beside his name: 100% Kool-Aid Free!
No, I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid. I'm drinking this artificial flavored fruit drink.
I know it's been reported that Jesus, Alexander the Great, and countless other people held in high esteem throughout history were born of a virgin. That said, only since science has perfected IVF has there ever been the possibility of a human being actually being born of a virgin.
Since I'm not a woman, I can't begin to fathom why a virgin would even want to have kids without first having had their hymen broken (at the very least)....
And the IVF piece takes the fun out of the whole process, too...
Wow, it's bad when even the Rapture Readiens are asking for a citation.
Edit: Damn...someone on that thread is actually claiming Malcolm X was Obama's father!!!!
Time for a new eyeglass prescription. That didn't imply something about Obama being the Anti-Christ did it?
Cleans glasses - ups font size.
Oh it did.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not a violent chap, but if I met this person I would slap him or her so hard the false teeth would fly out of their stupid, redneck, uneducated, mouth.
And it would feel good.
"It is said..." Seriously, now, who or what is generating all these 'it is saids'?
Everyone knows the apostate Paul was the antichrist.
What is it with these people always proposing crazy ideas, and then never bothering to actually look into any of them?
This must be why creationism is so prevalent among them.
It is said that the Antichrist will be born of a dog being screwed by a watermelon after gay marriage causes the slippery slope that brings about the actual occurrence of the Fundtards' distorted view of Darwin's theory... and all because atheists are really just mad at God.
Could this be why Kansas is so flat?
Yes. Obama's birth certificate states his mother is a virgin, and that is why he doesn't want it made public, despite the fact it has been made public, with no mention of immaculate conception.
It is said that Trance is a liar, a jerk, and a dumbass. (I just read several comments to this effect on FSTDT.) Could this be why Trance posts lying, hateful statements on a website known as a haven for liars and haters? Not saying that's the case mind you ... BUT IT IS!
I'm not familiar with these quaint American paperwork traditions, especially in regards to birth certificates. Do these birth certificates have a nice little checkbox that the child was, in fact, a result of virgin birth? And do the people who fill these forms often accept the explanations that the child in question was conceived by, say, the Bigfoot, or that it was conceived through experiments during an UFO abduction? ('Cause I hear those happen more often than impregnations by Satan.)
FUNDIE: "Why hasn't Obama made his birth certificate public?!"
NORMAL PERSON: "Um, he made his birth certificate public even before he was elected President."
FUNDIE: "Well, then why hasn't he made his birth certificate public?!!"
I read the whole thread. I was almost a little disappointed by the RR group for once. This guy posts this comment, and there are several people who ask where that is written in the bible. Biblical fact checking? At least that is an attempt to make their beliefs match their book instead of just making shit up. Maybe they have some amount of order in their world.
Then they start suggesting that Malcolm X is Obama's real father because Obama is taller than his parents.
Making shit up is back, and better than ever! Thanks for not letting me down RR.
"It is said the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin (in an attempt to mimic Jesus)."
PROTIP: "The Omen" is NOT a documentary.
"Not saying that's the case, mind you...."
Lying for Jesus again, eh? To paraphrase Hicks in "Aliens":
"You're on an express elevator to Hell - GOING DOWN!"
While I'm used to, and annoyed by, all the claims regarding his birth certificate, this is the first time I've heard virgin birth as a reason.
Way to go with the originality! That's very unusual for a fundie, I have to say.
I'm doing my family history, and I can't find my great-grandfather's birth certificate anywhere. And I've searched Massachusetts and Rhode Island, the only two states where he may have been born. Either there's a virgin birth in my background, or it just went unrecorded, he was just a regular guy, and Trance is full of crap.
*splutter*
What the hell?!
@rubber chicken
fuck
Hee hee.
There goes another one!
Not saying...nod nod wink wink.
Also, I thought the latest research indicated that the Anti-Christ will be from Eastern Europe. That's what ALL the scholars are saying.
The Antichrist: Pretty much the same as the regular Christ. Seriously. They are disturbingly similar, to the degree that an objective observer probably couldn't tell the two apart without using some kind of divine intuition or supernatural paternity test. How this reflects on the nature of Jesus is anyone's guess.
Also: Obama IS EVUL!!!!
Is your birth certificate made public?
And what has a birth certificate to do with virginity? If man and woman are married, man is presumed to be the father. If man and woman are not married, man will state that he is the father. Only in case of uncertainty is a DNA-test performed.
Who says the Anti-Christ will be born of a virgin? The Bible? Who says Jesus was born of a virgin? The Bible. Maybe the Bible is wrong in both cases? If I would put money on somebody being the Anti-Christ, I'd put them on Baby Bush...
Do these people even attempt to make sense when they type, or do they just submit whatever verbal diarrhea happens to spontaneously result from banging their hands against the keyboards?
This doesn't make sense from a Christian perspective, or from any other perspective that isn't deluded and insane.
His birth certificate was made public and, anyway, everybody knows who his mother was and it was more than 1000 times stated who his father was(in case his skin colour wasn't proof enough). By the way, there is not birth certificate for Walt Disney and everybody born before 1920 and for the arab countries. And they are not born from virgins, believe me.
okay accepting this extra-bibilical premise that the AC (who is never named in the Bible and is himself an interpretation of a poetic/prohetic work) is Virgin born... wouldn't he be wanting to share that with the world to try and convince people he's the messiah?
But no Obama didn't... he's not claiming to be the messaih, he's not claiming to be born of a virgin... he hasn't brockered a 7 year peace deal for Isreal and he's not going to rule the world... Just lay of the guy. Just cause he's a dirty Negro (refuse to use the other word), doesn't mean he's evil.
STFU and learn to Bible.
"(in an attempt to mimic Jesus)."
OK, The 'Virgin Birth' is religious mumble jumbo to make the god-child special, Jesus was like the 30th documented God-Child from history of a 'Virgin Birth'.
Honestly, the retrictions you people put on all-powerful dieties! And now the Anti-Christ wasn't documented at birth properly?! That's how lame your Gods,angels and demons are?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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