Fundie of the Year Voting!
[On the Dr Tiller killing]
Christ was a hothead. He would have offed this prick himself if he had the chance.
[6/17/2009 9:53:27 AM]
Fundie Index: 79
Submitted By: Orlor
Yes, Jesus was an angry, abortion obsessed, gun toting maniac!
6/17/2009 9:54:51 AM
You've rewritten Scripture, and we know how God feels about that. Have fun in hell.
6/17/2009 9:55:54 AM
...uh, are we thinking of the same Jesus here?
'cause the biblical one was the definition of nonviolent pacifism.
6/17/2009 9:56:17 AM
Are you referring to the Same Jesus that laid down his life for his enemies? Taught us to Love our Neighbor, our enemy, and everyone?
The Doctor's life is as important as those of the unborn children.
6/17/2009 9:56:18 AM
PASSION OF THE CHRIST II
6/17/2009 10:07:29 AM
Yeah, that Jesus boy was the real man who'da popped a cap in 'is ass right dere.
Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what he'd do.
6/17/2009 10:08:21 AM
From what I heard Jesus was the ultimate hippie.
6/17/2009 10:08:57 AM
Well, the Irish are generally known for hot tempers, but the pictures you've drawn of Jesus make him appear to be of Germanic ancestry.
6/17/2009 10:10:13 AM
*Jesus puts on sunglasses*
"I'll be back...
...in three days."
6/17/2009 10:13:04 AM
For a fictional character, he was kinda hippy-ish. He was also kinda schizophrenic. I guess having so many autobiograhpers will do that to a myth. I'm thinking of the disrespect he showed Mary, telling folks to hate their parents; bring his enemies before him & slay them...yadda, yadda.
6/17/2009 10:18:31 AM
Oh what a surprise, a member of a Death & Torture Cult who thinks Jesus was a first century Osama Bin Laden!
6/17/2009 10:18:56 AM
Yeah, I mean, Jesus said it himself, "Do unto other before they do it unto you."
As an omnipotent, never-dying being, can't we assume that Jesus could Have killed Dr. Tiller if he had wanted to?
6/17/2009 10:22:02 AM
Oh really? Have you even read your bible?
6/17/2009 10:26:03 AM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Are we thinking about the same Jesus Christ?
6/17/2009 10:29:11 AM
Which bible have you been reading? Christ was a very calm, serene guy. The only thing angering him was people making money in the house of God. But that is one thing you guys have never cherry-picked, strangely enough...
6/17/2009 10:30:53 AM
Yup, Jesus Christ, son of Tetragrammaton, far worse than Megatron.
Are we reading similar Bible or are you pulling it out of your ass, Curtis?
6/17/2009 10:34:55 AM
Curtis must be reading from the Gospel According To Modern Fundie Assholes.
6/17/2009 10:41:13 AM
let me see if I have this right. Jesus is god, who is omnipotent yet some how did not have the opportunity to kill Dr Tiller. Makes total sense to me.
6/17/2009 10:46:07 AM
In Jesus's day they didn't believe that babies were people until they were a month old. You might try reading that bible of yours sometime instead of Faux News.
6/17/2009 10:46:53 AM
THIS is his character interpretation of Christ and he still dare calling himself Christian?
6/17/2009 10:51:58 AM
He seems like a real nice guy. -_-
6/17/2009 10:54:44 AM
I take it he isn't allowed to use the computer
6/17/2009 11:01:51 AM
More sadness from the topix thread:
Ole tiller probably didnt have any children but rather he murdered tme before they were born and put them in a glas jar where he would look at them and burst into maniacal fits of laughter on a daily basis.
And then he later probably cooked them and ate them.
Give you a shiny new penny if you can guess who uttered this "gem." (If you answer "AverageWhiteGuy" you've won!)
6/17/2009 11:03:36 AM
Which Christ was this? The one that uttered, Blessed are the meek, turn the other cheek, stuff like that? Surely you can't be referring to
6/17/2009 11:12:36 AM
Well, the first clue that this man is an idiot is that he used his name as his alias, so I don't think I nor anyone else should even heed what this guy has to say. He's too stupid to know what Jesus preached.
6/17/2009 11:14:30 AM