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[On the Dr Tiller killing]

Christ was a hothead. He would have offed this prick himself if he had the chance.

Curtis Lowe, Topix 88 Comments [6/17/2009 9:53:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Spaceamoeba

Yes, Jesus was an angry, abortion obsessed, gun toting maniac!

6/17/2009 9:54:51 AM

Doctor Whom

You've rewritten Scripture, and we know how God feels about that. Have fun in hell.

6/17/2009 9:55:54 AM

shykid

...uh, are we thinking of the same Jesus here?

'cause the biblical one was the definition of nonviolent pacifism.

6/17/2009 9:56:17 AM

JohntheChristian

Are you referring to the Same Jesus that laid down his life for his enemies? Taught us to Love our Neighbor, our enemy, and everyone?

The Doctor's life is as important as those of the unborn children.

6/17/2009 9:56:18 AM

Godbuster

PASSION OF THE CHRIST II

CRUCIFY THIS!

6/17/2009 10:07:29 AM

observiNG

Yeah, that Jesus boy was the real man who'da popped a cap in 'is ass right dere.

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what he'd do.

6/17/2009 10:08:21 AM

LDM

From what I heard Jesus was the ultimate hippie.

6/17/2009 10:08:57 AM

Missouri

Well, the Irish are generally known for hot tempers, but the pictures you've drawn of Jesus make him appear to be of Germanic ancestry.

6/17/2009 10:10:13 AM

speccy4i

*Jesus puts on sunglasses*

"I'll be back...



...in three days."

6/17/2009 10:13:04 AM

Tindalos

For a fictional character, he was kinda hippy-ish. He was also kinda schizophrenic. I guess having so many autobiograhpers will do that to a myth. I'm thinking of the disrespect he showed Mary, telling folks to hate their parents; bring his enemies before him & slay them...yadda, yadda.

6/17/2009 10:18:31 AM

Headache

Oh what a surprise, a member of a Death & Torture Cult who thinks Jesus was a first century Osama Bin Laden!

6/17/2009 10:18:56 AM

Papabear

Yeah, I mean, Jesus said it himself, "Do unto other before they do it unto you."


As an omnipotent, never-dying being, can't we assume that Jesus could Have killed Dr. Tiller if he had wanted to?

6/17/2009 10:22:02 AM

Amanda

Oh really? Have you even read your bible?

6/17/2009 10:26:03 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Are we thinking about the same Jesus Christ?

6/17/2009 10:29:11 AM

Swedish Pagan

Which bible have you been reading? Christ was a very calm, serene guy. The only thing angering him was people making money in the house of God. But that is one thing you guys have never cherry-picked, strangely enough...

6/17/2009 10:30:53 AM

Clown

Yup, Jesus Christ, son of Tetragrammaton, far worse than Megatron.
Are we reading similar Bible or are you pulling it out of your ass, Curtis?

6/17/2009 10:34:55 AM

Dr. Novakaine

Curtis must be reading from the Gospel According To Modern Fundie Assholes.

6/17/2009 10:41:13 AM

Danny Noonan

let me see if I have this right. Jesus is god, who is omnipotent yet some how did not have the opportunity to kill Dr Tiller. Makes total sense to me.

6/17/2009 10:46:07 AM

EvoPagan

In Jesus's day they didn't believe that babies were people until they were a month old. You might try reading that bible of yours sometime instead of Faux News.

6/17/2009 10:46:53 AM

il-Palazzo

THIS is his character interpretation of Christ and he still dare calling himself Christian?

6/17/2009 10:51:58 AM

Turtle

He seems like a real nice guy. -_-

6/17/2009 10:54:44 AM

Dio Fa

I take it he isn't allowed to use the computer

6/17/2009 11:01:51 AM



More sadness from the topix thread:

Ole tiller probably didnt have any children but rather he murdered tme before they were born and put them in a glas jar where he would look at them and burst into maniacal fits of laughter on a daily basis.

And then he later probably cooked them and ate them.


Give you a shiny new penny if you can guess who uttered this "gem." (If you answer "AverageWhiteGuy" you've won!)

6/17/2009 11:03:36 AM

Marc

Which Christ was this? The one that uttered, Blessed are the meek, turn the other cheek, stuff like that? Surely you can't be referring to that Christ.

6/17/2009 11:12:36 AM

smartz

Well, the first clue that this man is an idiot is that he used his name as his alias, so I don't think I nor anyone else should even heed what this guy has to say. He's too stupid to know what Jesus preached.

6/17/2009 11:14:30 AM
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