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i have a children's bible w/illustrations and adam and eve were Caucasian.

Bella, Y! answers 96 Comments [6/17/2009 10:01:47 AM]
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solomongrundy

Oy vey!

6/17/2009 10:05:17 AM

observiNG

I have an Internet connection, and boy a lot of those people on Y! answers are stupid...

6/17/2009 10:05:25 AM

Godbuster

That's... not a reliable source...

also... how old are you.

6/17/2009 10:06:24 AM



I have a children's bible with illustrations and Bathsheba didn't have nipples.

6/17/2009 10:08:21 AM

Swedish Pagan

In the children's bible made in Africa they are brown-skinned.

However, if they where made of dirt, wouldn't they be rather brownish? Pinkish-beige dirt is not that common, is it.

6/17/2009 10:09:20 AM

The Man

Please, let this be a Poe.

6/17/2009 10:10:20 AM

Doctor Whom

That's wonderful, sweetie. Now, if you don't mind, we grown-ups need to discuss something.

ETA: I've seen paintings, and Mary loved to dress up as a Renaissance Italian.

6/17/2009 10:11:40 AM

Thinking Allowed

...and Jesus was a white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed 20-something male.

6/17/2009 10:12:09 AM



Meh, in one of her questions she says she is twelve.

6/17/2009 10:12:30 AM

PhalThrax

This... this must be a joke.

Or at least I am hoping that it is.

6/17/2009 10:18:33 AM

Papabear

Right! Because, as we all know, illustrations in children's book are always well researched and absolutely correct. Good job, Bella.

6/17/2009 10:20:31 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Have you got any pictures from the period? Because I can draw a picture of Othello right now making him Caucasian, but that won't make it accurate.

6/17/2009 10:24:37 AM

Amanda

Oh well then, that just settles the whole issue.

6/17/2009 10:25:12 AM

Anon-e-moose

"i have a children's bible w/illustrations and adam and eve were Caucasian."

And what were those illustrations based on, hmmm? Sorry to burst your bubble Bella dear, but mere drawings are not PROOF.

Now go away, the adults are talking.

6/17/2009 10:28:53 AM

JSS

Yes and I have a children's book that depicts the story of Thumbelina. It must be true!

6/17/2009 10:31:17 AM

Agathodemon

No one who can use a computer or write even this minimally coherent sentence could be this stupid. This must be a poe [please!].

6/17/2009 10:31:19 AM

D Laurier.

Illustrated childrens bibles are cute.
They gloss over all the blood with those sweet images lions kissing lambs.

6/17/2009 10:31:49 AM

Clown

Well, yes, yes they were. God didn't bake them long enough. Now, Kain and his brother, well... They were black as a coal, 'cause god kept them too long in the oven. Only with America's natives he had done it right.

P.S. I like my story better. Do you? :)

6/17/2009 10:33:21 AM

Knotilus

Gotta be fake...

6/17/2009 10:39:42 AM

EvoPagan

Yes and I bet you think that vampires sparkle and go out in the daylight too, don't you, Bella?

6/17/2009 10:44:52 AM

Grigadil

They immigrated from the Caucasus?

6/17/2009 10:46:35 AM

Dr. Novakaine

You can look at pictures in a children's book. Your parents must be so proud.

Also, you should need a license or something to be allowed to post on Yahoo Answers. You know, something based on a basic intelligence test or something to weed out the idiots.

6/17/2009 10:47:27 AM

gotpwnt

ROFLMAO

6/17/2009 10:53:27 AM

evilred

Well,that settles that then doesn't it! (rolls eyes)

6/17/2009 10:59:52 AM

Osiris

So?

6/17/2009 11:01:50 AM
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