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Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys. I can just see it now....some dykes abuse a boy and he grows up to be a serial killer who preys on lesbian women. You just know this is coming, don't you? What is more, when he uses that has his defense, ie “I was abused by my two dyke mommies”, I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury.


Morgana, Free Republic 76 Comments [6/15/2009 9:16:26 PM]
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WMDKitty

Lesbians don't abuse boys. Neither do gay men.

Priests and pastors, on the other hand....

6/15/2009 9:17:53 PM

Grigadil

Yeah, every red-blooded redneck boy fantasizes about being "abused" by lesbians.

Did Morgana lose out here?

6/15/2009 9:20:59 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"some dykes abuse a boy"

Ok, Sparky, can you tell me what makes a lesbian a lesbian?


Idiot...

6/15/2009 9:38:04 PM

Missouri

Yes, because THAT'S how jury selection works.

6/15/2009 9:48:21 PM

Lucilius

And the fundie sex/death fantasies just keep coming.

6/15/2009 10:09:00 PM



You are a sickening slime and I pray for your quick and merciful demise.

6/15/2009 11:48:38 PM

Orestes

It is truly eerie how ready you people are to use grisly scenario's to promote your agenda.

This is all just an excuse for you to think about women raping a little boy, isn't it?

6/15/2009 11:58:09 PM

Swedish Pagan

Lesbians are not interested in boys "that way". Lots and lots and lots of murderers have been abused by their "straight" dad or mom, and they are still convicted of the crime. There might be extenuating circumstances, but if you have killed someone, you are still a murderer.

If you are stupid enough to use the words "my two dyke mommies" in a court, you show your home schooled roots. In a court you are supposed to express yourself with respect and dignity.

6/15/2009 11:59:17 PM

Thinking Allowed

A court will not convict a defendant with Morgana on the jury. Either she will lie about what she stands for, and hang the jury, or she will state what she feels and not be selected.

6/16/2009 12:02:55 AM

clockworkgirl21

Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys.

Oh, for Pete's sake...

I can just see it now....some dykes abuse a boy and he grows up to be a serial killer who preys on lesbian women.

Well, I guess it could make an interesting novel. Fiction novel, mind you.

You just know this is coming, don't you?

No. It isn't. And if it does happen, they're isolated cases. Crazies come in every shape, color, and orientation.

What is more, when he uses that has his defense, ie “I was abused by my two dyke mommies”, I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury.

You ended even dumber than you began, if that's possible.

6/16/2009 12:13:34 AM



Gay women... abusing young... men. Riiiiiight. I think you missed the point somewhere there.

In other news, please die in a freak petrochemical accident.

6/16/2009 12:22:38 AM

Imroy

Why do you hate your country so much?

6/16/2009 12:31:12 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

That's a colorful imagination you have there! So how long have you been entertaining these violent fantasies about predatory lesbian mummy figures?

6/16/2009 12:35:23 AM

yusiko

pedophiles have no sexuality when it comes to children.
they may only be attracted to one gender when it comes to adults but they are attracted to all children regardless of what sex the kid is.
so lesbians sexually abusing a boy is possible just highly unlikely

6/16/2009 1:01:18 AM

AJComixII

I wouldn't kill if I was abused my lesbians, but I'd KILL to be "abused" by lesbians, if you catch my drift.

Jokes aside, WHERE DO THEY MAKE THESE PEOPLE?

6/16/2009 1:08:36 AM

aaa

Sigh...

6/16/2009 1:12:17 AM

Thundersqueaks

You want a child to be sexually abused, so he can grow up to be a serial killer who murders people you hate? Sicko!

6/16/2009 2:12:35 AM

LDM

I wished I was on the jury when a local fundie priest "disciplined" his boy until he died. I would have seen to it that he got life without parole, and hoped he became someone's shower room bitch from day one of his sentence.

6/16/2009 2:38:05 AM

EvoPagan

Wait, what?

6/16/2009 3:09:07 AM

Clown

Why abuse on boys? Shouldn't lesbians abuse little girls... Eeeewwww, I'm sorry. This fundytardness is contagious. I better go read some hardcore Economics. Or Business Finances.

6/16/2009 3:20:14 AM

Mudak

Wow. Talk about grounds for an appeal of a situation that's highly unlikely to ever happen.

6/16/2009 4:30:46 AM

Xotan

Morgana? That's a woman's name, no? A Pagan woman's name too - she was the Witch half-sister of King Arthur, if memory serves me well. So, not a chance of you your being hung, darling, never mind well hung. Physiology doesn't alllow for it.

Not much chance of you ever being on a jury either. Your brain power would disqualify.

6/16/2009 4:44:12 AM

The Jamo

Why would lesbians abuse boys? Wouldn't they rather abuse girls?

Wait, do you even know what a lesbian is?

6/16/2009 4:53:32 AM



My first thought, like everyone else's, was that the OP was talking about sexual abuse, but it might be she's talking about corporal punishment, as in beatings, since most fundies think lesbians hate men. So, naturally, they'd hate and abuse their boy children, right?

Tell you what, Morgana, I hope I'm on YOUR jury when they charge you with juror misconduct.

6/16/2009 5:08:25 AM

Spaceamoeba

I don't think you understand...

...anything O_o

Please learn things before you write stuff.

6/16/2009 5:11:44 AM
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