Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys. I can just see it now....some dykes abuse a boy and he grows up to be a serial killer who preys on lesbian women. You just know this is coming, don't you? What is more, when he uses that has his defense, ie “I was abused by my two dyke mommies”, I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury.
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Yeah, every red-blooded redneck boy fantasizes about being "abused" by lesbians.
Did Morgana lose out here?
It is truly eerie how ready you people are to use grisly scenario's to promote your agenda.
This is all just an excuse for you to think about women raping a little boy, isn't it?
Lesbians are not interested in boys "that way". Lots and lots and lots of murderers have been abused by their "straight" dad or mom, and they are still convicted of the crime. There might be extenuating circumstances, but if you have killed someone, you are still a murderer.
If you are stupid enough to use the words "my two dyke mommies" in a court, you show your home schooled roots. In a court you are supposed to express yourself with respect and dignity.
Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys.
Oh, for Pete's sake...
I can just see it now....some dykes abuse a boy and he grows up to be a serial killer who preys on lesbian women.
Well, I guess it could make an interesting novel. Fiction novel, mind you.
You just know this is coming, don't you?
No. It isn't. And if it does happen, they're isolated cases. Crazies come in every shape, color, and orientation.
What is more, when he uses that has his defense, ie “I was abused by my two dyke mommies”, I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury.
You ended even dumber than you began, if that's possible.
Gay women... abusing young... men. Riiiiiight. I think you missed the point somewhere there.
In other news, please die in a freak petrochemical accident.
I wouldn't kill if I was abused my lesbians, but I'd KILL to be "abused" by lesbians, if you catch my drift.
Jokes aside, WHERE DO THEY MAKE THESE PEOPLE?
Morgana? That's a woman's name, no? A Pagan woman's name too - she was the Witch half-sister of King Arthur, if memory serves me well. So, not a chance of you your being hung, darling, never mind well hung. Physiology doesn't alllow for it.
Not much chance of you ever being on a jury either. Your brain power would disqualify.
Why would lesbians abuse boys? Wouldn't they rather abuse girls?
Wait, do you even know what a lesbian is?
My first thought, like everyone else's, was that the OP was talking about sexual abuse, but it might be she's talking about corporal punishment, as in beatings, since most fundies think lesbians hate men. So, naturally, they'd hate and abuse their boy children, right?
Tell you what, Morgana, I hope I'm on YOUR jury when they charge you with juror misconduct.
"Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys. I can just see it now....some dykes abuse a boy and he grows up to be a serial killer who preys on lesbian women. You just know this is coming, don't you?"
Yes, when Freeperland posts I Know this kind of nonsense is coming.
1. You shouldn't just believe what people tell you without some form of verification. That makes you a sucker.
2. You have a sick mind.
3. You should find out all you can about the Bell Curve principle. That way, when a statistically insignificant event occurs, like some variation on your weird scenario getting played out oh, maybe one time out of the whole human population, you won't be inclined to say, "Aha! told you so!"
4. Most serial killers are also clinical psychopaths, having a genetic mental defect that causes them to completely lack the ability to empathize or have compassion. When some lesbian mommy hits the lottery and gets stuck with one of these, you'll still blame the mommy, won't you?
5. You are a fucktard.
Serial killers don't work that way.
All you're doing, aside from showing your ignorance, is projecting your fantasies onto some imaginary serial killer. I believe it is you who has such fantasies about killing people and then being acquitted on some flimsy excuse like "God said it was ok!"
Every human is different. Some may abuse, some may not.
But at least we know where your stance on unbiased justice is. You are one of the reasons why I dispise the fact they make you swear on the bible to tell the truth. Its not to make you tell the truth. Its to let the jury know whether you are a Christian or not.
Honestly, if lesbian parents are commonplace, then yes, I can very well see that (i. e., parental child abuse) happen. Albeit, not any more likely than among straight, "traditional" parents. You don't seem to know that child abuse is not nearly always sexual, and has therefore nothing to do with parents' sexuality. Like, beating the living shit out of them, not feeding them, keeping them locked up in a cold basement -- never happens except with gay parents, right?
You will never be on that jury, as you are prejudiced for the defendand. The prosecution and defense will surely ask questiions on potential jurors' opinions on gays and lesbians. Questions asked of any juror are always answered UNDER OATH. If you lie to get on this jury, you are committing perjury, a felony.
Wait...why would lesbians be abusing boys? Why does abuse lead to serial killing? How would this serial killer know who is lesbian and who isn't? Also, very nice to hear that you are blatantly saying that you would abuse the rule of law and refuse to see justice served simply because the idea of a man killing lesbians to get revenge due to lesbian parents allegedly abusing him entertains you so very much. What a wonderful human being.
Are we talking about severe physical abuse being inflicted upon small boys because 'lesbos hate men' or are we talking about sexual abuse?
Sexual abuse is highly unlikely for the obvious reasons, and the whole 'lesbos hate men' belief is a lie. There are many, many homosexuals, women included, who have one or more children of the opposite sex, and you know what? They love and protect them, the same as heterosexual mothers.
In fact, once you take into consideration the number of fundy parents who have been caught abusing or have killed their offspring in the last few years vs. the statistics regarding gay parents who have, it's possible to conclude that it's actually SAFER to be be raised by a LGBT person.
Personally, I'd rather take my chances with the lesbians.
Wait, if Lesbians are women who are attracted to women, what the hell does an underage boy enter into the equation?. At least, the old adage that "homosexuals are also pedophiles" had some base of reality, because it's true that pedophiles, be it men or women, prefer boys as preys.
Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys.
Why would they? You seem to be under the impression that all lesbians hate men. That's not the case, I'm sure there are some lesbian that hate men but the represents a small minority, and even then why would they want to abuse young boys? It makes no sense whatsoever.
I can just see it now..
I'm sure you can, and I'm just as sure that secretly you want it to happen just so you can feel vindicated.
What is more, when he uses that has his defense, ie “I was abused by my two dyke mommies”, I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury.
So you are willing to put a serial killer back on the street so you can feel like you are some righteous moral crusader. In this scenario you are now morally resposible for anyone that person kills, their blood is on your hands. But of course you won't care, you got stick it to the gays and lesbians and that's all that matter to narrow minded bigots like yourself.
Dear Morgana, I think I'm just the deity you need because I am a God of love and make no room in my house for evil. I'm also a God that admires strength of character and who frowns on the weak-willed humans who seek only to justify their evil desires. I am the God for you.
Here's a little prayer that you may say to me:-
PRAYER FOR THE WAYWARD SOUL
O Sgt. Love please give us the strength to avoid hatred
We recognize that the ways of truth are most beneficial to humanity and the universe at large.
Please let us find it in our hearts to spread your words of love
And let us lament the folly of our nasty ways
Thank you O kindly Love Lord.
By the way Morgana, I have another commandment, Do not tell falsehoods in support of evil fantasy.
Just to clear up matters Morgana, I think you'll find that lesbians, I Sgt. Love do humbly bless them, prefer cunt to cock.
Put away all your fears and love with Sgt. Love your most powerful new deity.
What is more, when he uses that has his defense, ie “I was abused by my two dyke mommies”, I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury.
You would get in trouble for doing that and ignoring the evidence. A new trial would be ordered and a sensible jury would be chosen. If you ever got chosen, that is, because if the defence lawyer found out you were prejudiced they wouldn't select you for jury duty.
Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys.
You're just ready to believe anything anyone tells you, so long as it fits with your insane worldview, aren't you?
"Oh I believe you on the lesbian abuse on boys. I can just see it now....some dykes abuse a boy and he grows up to be a serial killer who preys on lesbian women."
Um......Yeah about that.......A lesbian would not abuse a boy. Nor would a gay man. A lesbian would be with a woman. The gay man would be with another man. And it is people like you who would kill a woman just for having a sexual attraction to a woman you fuckstick
@BobMalarky
Exactly! A lesbian (and a gay man) would have to go through a lot a trouble to get a kid. Therefore, you can be reasonably sure she (he) wants one. Whereas it's much easier for straight couples to have an accidental baby that they don't want and don't care for.
So, where’s the greater risk of abuse again?
"I hope I am on the jury, he will be acquitted, or at least there will be a hung jury. "
which is exactly why you're not in the jury in the first place
Or he could be abused by his straight parents and turn into a serial killer. Would you vote "not guilty" so quickly then? Or, he could be abused by anyone, and manage to handle it without killing people. Too much to ask? There are sick people of every demographic. To single out one is to stereotype and to hate. You're a really horrible person, aren't you? Well, if that ever happens, god forbid (^_~), I'm sure the loved ones of the victims will have a thing or two to say to you when they find out you single-handedly deprived them of justice because you just couldn't grow up a little and see with eyes unclouded.
Plus, there's the ill logic of lesbians going after boys. They wouldn't be lesbians, now, would they?
What? You do mean physical abuse, like beatings, malnutrition, severe punishments and stuff, don't you? Please!
As there have been lesbians for as long as there have been humans, at least, it would already have happened, if it was a regular occurrence.
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