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I've got some weird thoughts sometimes and this one crossed my mind earier tonight so I thought I would share.

With so many claims of alien abduction, alien and UFO sightings, I throw this out here for discussion.

I remember a quote from jurassic park by Jeff Goodblum. "They will find a way"

Are alien visitors manipulating are thoughts or our genetic structure to create or complete bisexual way of conception? Is it somehow a way to help protect our human race from extinction? If by some way one sex of our race had some crazy infectious disease or was wiped off the planet by some means, are they helping us to evolve? Evolve in a certain way by helping us be able to convieve by sexual relations of the same sex or even a-sexually?

These thoughts crossed my mind with all the prop 8 commercials on television as of late.

I believe in the UFO's whole heartedly and I am know way trying to poke fun or make humor out of anyones sexual lifestyle. These are genuine honest questions.

Your thoughts are appreciated.

malignant_tumor, Above Top Secret 18 Comments [6/17/2009 5:44:10 PM]
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#970844
Khaine

The quote was;"Life will find a way.".
If you can't get that right then I have to question the rest of your ideas.

6/14/2009 9:20:21 PM
#972888
Lucilius

Sounds like Cartman WANTS an anal probe.

6/17/2009 5:57:54 PM
#972893
Got Mayhem?

haha...oh man...WTF?

6/17/2009 6:14:01 PM
#972897
shykid

So, "malignant_tumor", do you by any chance happen to have one of those on your brain?

6/17/2009 6:21:24 PM
#972902
Tolpuddle Martyr

Sorry son, it's not the little green men who made you a tosser...

6/17/2009 6:35:15 PM
#972945
Mitch

The interesting thing about conspiracy theorists (theorists in a lay termonology) is the fact that they come to spontaneous random conclusions that have nothing to do with the main subject.

E.g. Media: "America introduces better healthcare."

Conspiracy Theorist: "The government is preparing us for the return of the aliens from a magical planet that manages to stay in perfect condition regardless of its extreme eliptical path!"

6/17/2009 7:49:06 PM
#973005
Brain_In_A_Jar

Even if the rest of this post weren't batshit crazy, I'd give you a five just for quoting from that nauseating, pretentious ass Goldblum (especially since you should attribute the line to the original story's author, Crichton, not the guy who delivered it).

6/17/2009 10:48:12 PM
#973036
aaa

The fuck?

6/18/2009 12:10:20 AM
#973095
JonnyTruant

At least you're not maligning anyone with your stupidity.

The quote was "Life will find a way."
That means that evolution has already provided a great many means for species to survive in some manner. It does not mean that aliens are manipulating our genes to protect us from something your mind made up.

I think you need to get laid.

6/18/2009 6:15:02 AM
#973116
Caterina

UFO =/= aliens.

An unidentified flying object is just that: a flying object that you can't identify. That's it. That is all UFO means.

I would ask why none of these people realize that, but it is a useless question.

6/18/2009 7:21:47 AM
#973118
Churchy LaFemme

Someone's just finished reading Y: The Last Man.

Why is it that conspiracy theorists have so much trouble using proper spelling and grammar?

6/18/2009 7:50:42 AM
#973149
Pule Thamex

Yes, you are absolutely correct malignant_tumor. By the way did you ever stop to consider why you chose the name malignant_tumor? It is those pranksters from the Epsilon Eridani system. They have manipulated your thoughts to make you come up with that name and are laughing maniacally at the thought of you actually using it.

When you burst malignant_tumor, you will spread stupidity and paranoia around the world by means of an airborne bug. You've actually started spreading stupidity now, by posting on the internet. And we're helping. Maybe the Eridanians have spies in our midst?

This is a genuine reply.

6/18/2009 9:15:53 AM
#973161


Well, I never trust a misquoted fictional character, for starters.

6/18/2009 9:52:27 AM
#973447
Kat

Sooo let me get this straight (no pun intended)...

You believe that it's a bunch of extraterrestrial alien beings that are trying to make us bisexual or ultimately gay so that our species will go extinct or possibly evolve into something else?

Well, at least you admitted that you get weird thoughts.

6/18/2009 10:38:07 PM
#973644
nutbunny

"Are alien visitors manipulating are thoughts or our genetic structure to create or complete bisexual way of conception"
Actually, humans do reproduce using 2 sexes.

6/19/2009 6:35:53 AM
#973852


Actually the quote is "Life finds a way". Noob.

6/19/2009 11:53:49 AM
#974010


One: Whiptail lizards.

Two: You're fucking crazy.

6/19/2009 4:17:45 PM
#975431
Dr. Novakaine

An infectious agent that only targeted one gender is highly implausible. I say don't sweat it.

6/22/2009 1:47:33 PM
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