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#972904
The Skeptic Wept
Ah, the lengths these raptards will go to try to throw shit at the president...
6/17/2009 6:38:59 PM
#972906
Orestes
Yeah, Malcolm X knocked up some white chick.
You fucking idiot.
6/17/2009 6:41:06 PM
#972907
Rambler
So Church Slave found Rapture Ready?
6/17/2009 6:43:10 PM
#972910
DiscoBerry
i looked up X's wiki page, never said a thing about travel to Hawaii.
6/17/2009 6:48:47 PM
#972912
Iczer-04
Huh??? :::Tilts head in a confused manner:::
6/17/2009 6:52:46 PM
#972913
Dr. Razark
"What if the birth certificate doesn't name his father?"
What if? What do you mean "what if"?
Why don't you just go look at the damn thing? It's been posted quite enough. Go read it and find out!
I don't remember if it was listed or not. Doesn't really matter to me. But quit speculating, go look at it, and then make baseless accusations. If you were something other than a slimy scum monkey (not saying you are) you would go check it out.
Edit:
http://msgboard.snopes.com/politics/graphics/birth.jpg
Oops. It does list his father's name. You lose. He's not the anti-Christ. The AC party will have to do better in the next election.
6/17/2009 6:53:09 PM
#972915
I hate to break it to you buddy, but just because you think all black people look alike doesn't mean they are all related.
6/17/2009 6:53:46 PM
#972917
Dark_Lord_Prime
So...which is it, then?
He was born of a virgin, with no Earthly father?
Or Malcolm X is his Earthly father?
Make up your fucking mind, you imbecile.
6/17/2009 6:56:29 PM
#972918
Sisyphus
Tragically, although his body was rescued by christ his intellect was too far gone to be saved.
6/17/2009 6:56:50 PM
#972919
Shant
His "father" was short and so was his mother. Where did he get that height?
My uncle is about...say...5'6". My aunt is 5'2". Their daughter is maybe 5'4". And their son is 6'3".
You fail.
6/17/2009 6:58:56 PM
#972925
Bowen
I would explain recessive genes to you, but I have no doubt you wouldn't understand.
6/17/2009 7:07:16 PM
#972928
The Jamo
Why does the antichrist necessarily have to be a president of the USA? What about the prime minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd? John Safran has already proven that Kevin Rudd is a vampire, so I'd say that it's more likely that Kevin Rudd is the antichrist.
Now it's YOUR job to prove me wrong, in accordance with the fundie "scientific method".
6/17/2009 7:14:21 PM
#972937
Grigadil
Wait a minute. I thought his name is Barack Hussein Obama Jr.
6/17/2009 7:24:39 PM
#972939
Giveitaday
There are actually guesses that Malcolm X is his father.
So? Even if he was it means absolutely fuck all. And there is nothing, aside from baseless claims from closet racist like yourself, to suggest that Malcolm X is indeed Obama's father.
When you see pictures of the two of them, he actually looks just like him
So fucking what? One of my best friends is a spitting image of Robert DiNero but no one is seriously suggesting that DiNero is his father. Moreover X and Obama do not resemble each other all that much save that they are both black, which I suspect is the root of your problem in the first place.
And, Malcolm X was very tall like Obama. His "father" was short and so was his mother. Where did he get that height?
I'm 6'4 neither of my parents are taller that 5'7, so are you suggesting that they are not my parents? A guy I went to school with was 6'11 but both his parents were under 6'0, so where they not his parents? Height can be a recessive trait, my parents are not tall but my grandfather was and so am I. You are being willfully ignorant of facts so you can support your racist accusations
6/17/2009 7:25:26 PM
#972940
Night Jaguar
The thing I find funniest is that if Malcolm X was Obama's father this whole "birth certificate" issue goes away since both his parents were American.
Also, despite the rumors not all black people look alike.
6/17/2009 7:32:21 PM
#972941
Night Jaguar
AC is a counterfeit of Jesus, then wouldn't he need to have been born of a virgin?
If it's the anti-Christ wouldn't he be born of a slut? Will three dumb women visit him? Will all of these dumb women or just two of them be members of Rapture Ready?
6/17/2009 7:38:43 PM
#972953
lupinella
So, it follows that if this person thinks that our President is the AC [which I read as air conditioning or alternating current.] and has been born with no earthly father, BUT his father is, in reality, Malcolm X, then...
Malcolm X is a space alien?
*pondering the graphic novel*
6/17/2009 8:02:48 PM
#972958
Amanda
Even if Malcolm X was his father, who cares?
6/17/2009 8:13:02 PM
#972959
Dio Fa
"There are actually guesses that Malcolm X is his father. When you see pictures of the two of them, he actually looks just like him (not a thing like his claimed father)."
Aw Cleetus, all them darkies look alike.
Moron.
6/17/2009 8:13:10 PM
#972965
WMDKitty
BWAHAHAHAHAHA That's a new one!
6/17/2009 8:30:13 PM
#972973
Osiris
Who knows, maybe Malcolm X had a secret sex life were he knocked up white chicks?
Or maybe Barack Obama's height is a freak product of hidden recessive traits in his family gene pool?
Didn't you people ever take a fucking science class?
6/17/2009 8:57:46 PM
#972979
carnivore_rabbit
@ Osirus: Didn't you people ever take a fucking science class?
Your answer, my friend is no. Too busy playing pocket-pool and daydreaming about the rapture. (Assuming it's a guy.)
6/17/2009 9:07:15 PM
#972986
"When you see pictures of the two of them, he actually looks just like him"
Yeah! They're both black, they must be related!!
6/17/2009 9:23:13 PM
#972989
Yep, all black men look alike.
6/17/2009 9:28:58 PM
#972991
Old Viking
Fundy genetics.
6/17/2009 9:33:02 PM
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