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#973390
dpareja
Get your damn story straight.
6/18/2009 9:18:47 PM
#973395
i thought harry potter as i read this
6/18/2009 9:27:20 PM
#973396
DarkfireTaimatsu
So it's about incest.
6/18/2009 9:28:51 PM
#973398
Imroy
So Noah is imbred?
6/18/2009 9:32:01 PM
#973399
Mattural Selection
Who did the children of Adam and Eve have sex with to create more humans?
Then who did Noah's kids have sex with to create more humans?
Man, the bible is one filthy book.
6/18/2009 9:32:52 PM
#973404
Green Goblin
So Noah = Lucius Malfoy and everyone else = filthy little mudbloods?
6/18/2009 9:40:31 PM
#973405
Dio Fa
Cueing Dueling Banjos.
6/18/2009 9:41:54 PM
#973408
Frogflayer
*dramatic background music*
The Bible - a story of one family's search for enlightenment.
Weep as Joseph gets sold as a slave, laugh as Noah gets drunk.
6/18/2009 9:43:01 PM
#973409
Lord X
First, good job justifying incest, second, the bible DOES say that all human life came from Adam and Eve.
6/18/2009 9:44:17 PM
#973431
Vince
now their claiming all races but theirs are undead?
6/18/2009 10:11:36 PM
#973436
Clown
Way to go. And I know what's next step: Justifying murder.
"I've killed them, but don't worry, they weren't really living. Says so in THIS book!"
6/18/2009 10:17:28 PM
#973475
John_in_Oz
Theology: F
Biology: F
Logic: F
6/18/2009 11:27:24 PM
#973485
WMDKitty
*massive facepaw*
*muttering to self*
6/18/2009 11:40:46 PM
#973492
The Jamo
OK, hold that thought and compare it to the relative simplicity of biological evolution.
No? You prefer the book?
That's alright. At least I've tried.
6/18/2009 11:59:37 PM
#973493
Priestling
*pats WMDKitty comfortingly and offers vodka... and gets out the Molotovs to burn this moron*
6/18/2009 11:59:38 PM
#973546
Dan Onymous
So you're using racism to justify your incest fantasies?
6/19/2009 2:36:06 AM
#973571
aaa
*tells Priestling to be patient and let the stupid one off himself*
6/19/2009 3:48:28 AM
#973596
Eden
Cool,
so, if you don´t belong to this pure bred family, the rules set forth within the bible don´t apply to you.
:D
6/19/2009 5:11:14 AM
#973607
Rev. Dread
I was wondering when the Nephilin would pop up. I think this guy only knows about it because of the recent "TOMB RAIDER" game. That's the only place I've seen it recently.
6/19/2009 5:33:40 AM
#973613
observiNG
scripture does NOT say that ALL human life came from Adam & Eve. It says that Eve became the mother of all "living."
So, apparently, not all human life is living? WTF is that supposed to mean?
People just don't get that the bible is not the story of ALL human kind.
Really? I thought it was supposed to be about the creation of all (after all, why care about some book about somebody totally irrelevant, right?) But then, it's fiction anyway, so why even bother...
Not fundie, just confused about his reasoning, IMHO.
6/19/2009 5:50:38 AM
#973646
Shann
All of that bullshit about pure bloodlines explains why christian men think it's perfectly acceptable to fuck their underage daughters.
I kind of thought so.
6/19/2009 6:37:13 AM
#973648
Marc
People just don't get that the bible is not the story of ALL human kind. It's about family line from YHWH's creation of Adam to final Holy Spirit begetting Jesus.
By this comment (which, by the way, has no biblical support whatsoever), you have just negated the entire central thesis of Christianity. That is that all have sinned and need to accept Jesus as their savior in order to be saved.
If the non-descendants of Adam and Eve (or, as it would eventually end up, Noah) are not considered part of the "living," and the bible is a story pertaining only to the "living," then by your logic, all non-Jews are exempt from salvation.
Oddly enough, there is a religion that agrees with that concept-Judaism. No Jesus needed.
6/19/2009 6:39:44 AM
#973679
LC
Oddly enough, there is a school of thought that says that not all human life came from Adam and Eve - and that the rest of us are therefore exempt from the whole original sin business. After all, Cain's wife had to come from somewhere.
It's a fun one to explain when the Jehovah's Witnesses come calling:
http://www.sanfords.net/Pagan_Humor_and_Thoughts/Other_People.html
6/19/2009 7:21:24 AM
#973768
D Laurier.
So basicaly E-ma is admiting that "racial purity" is a euphamism for incest...
And braging about how much he wants to boink his sisters.
6/19/2009 9:04:12 AM
#973864
Old Viking
Go color in your coloring book.
6/19/2009 12:38:54 PM
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