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Christians hate it when I say this, but scripture does NOT say that ALL human life came from Adam & Eve. It says that Eve became the mother of all "living." The family tree referred to begins with Adam & ends with Jesus. That's the family talked about. It's clear b/c when you get to the flood & Noah, (which also talks about Nephilim, but that's another story), Noah, of all Adam's descendants was the only who had kept his blood line pure but not intermingling with other humans outside his family tree (or with the Nephilin).

People just don't get that the bible is not the story of ALL human kind. It's about family line from YHWH's creation of Adam to final Holy Spirit begetting Jesus. The people in between were not all pure blooded. Those interracial marriages (from people anathema to Israelites) are also noted in Old Testament.

E-ma, Y! answers 38 Comments [6/18/2009 9:06:49 PM]
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dpareja

Get your damn story straight.

6/18/2009 9:18:47 PM



i thought harry potter as i read this

6/18/2009 9:27:20 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

So it's about incest.

6/18/2009 9:28:51 PM

Imroy

So Noah is imbred?

6/18/2009 9:32:01 PM

Mattural Selection

Who did the children of Adam and Eve have sex with to create more humans?

Then who did Noah's kids have sex with to create more humans?

Man, the bible is one filthy book.

6/18/2009 9:32:52 PM

Green Goblin

So Noah = Lucius Malfoy and everyone else = filthy little mudbloods?

6/18/2009 9:40:31 PM

Dio Fa

Cueing Dueling Banjos.

6/18/2009 9:41:54 PM

Frogflayer

*dramatic background music*

The Bible - a story of one family's search for enlightenment.
Weep as Joseph gets sold as a slave, laugh as Noah gets drunk.

6/18/2009 9:43:01 PM

Lord X

First, good job justifying incest, second, the bible DOES say that all human life came from Adam and Eve.

6/18/2009 9:44:17 PM

Vince

now their claiming all races but theirs are undead?

6/18/2009 10:11:36 PM

Clown

Way to go. And I know what's next step: Justifying murder.


"I've killed them, but don't worry, they weren't really living. Says so in THIS book!"

6/18/2009 10:17:28 PM

John_in_Oz

Theology: F
Biology: F
Logic: F

6/18/2009 11:27:24 PM

WMDKitty

*massive facepaw*

*muttering to self*

6/18/2009 11:40:46 PM

The Jamo

OK, hold that thought and compare it to the relative simplicity of biological evolution.

No? You prefer the book?

That's alright. At least I've tried.

6/18/2009 11:59:37 PM

Priestling

*pats WMDKitty comfortingly and offers vodka... and gets out the Molotovs to burn this moron*

6/18/2009 11:59:38 PM

Dan Onymous

So you're using racism to justify your incest fantasies?

6/19/2009 2:36:06 AM

aaa

*tells Priestling to be patient and let the stupid one off himself*

6/19/2009 3:48:28 AM

Eden

Cool,
so, if you don´t belong to this pure bred family, the rules set forth within the bible don´t apply to you.


:D

6/19/2009 5:11:14 AM

Rev. Dread

I was wondering when the Nephilin would pop up. I think this guy only knows about it because of the recent "TOMB RAIDER" game. That's the only place I've seen it recently.

6/19/2009 5:33:40 AM

observiNG

scripture does NOT say that ALL human life came from Adam & Eve. It says that Eve became the mother of all "living."

So, apparently, not all human life is living? WTF is that supposed to mean?

People just don't get that the bible is not the story of ALL human kind.

Really? I thought it was supposed to be about the creation of all (after all, why care about some book about somebody totally irrelevant, right?) But then, it's fiction anyway, so why even bother...

Not fundie, just confused about his reasoning, IMHO.

6/19/2009 5:50:38 AM

Shann

All of that bullshit about pure bloodlines explains why christian men think it's perfectly acceptable to fuck their underage daughters.

I kind of thought so.

6/19/2009 6:37:13 AM

Marc

People just don't get that the bible is not the story of ALL human kind. It's about family line from YHWH's creation of Adam to final Holy Spirit begetting Jesus.

By this comment (which, by the way, has no biblical support whatsoever), you have just negated the entire central thesis of Christianity. That is that all have sinned and need to accept Jesus as their savior in order to be saved.

If the non-descendants of Adam and Eve (or, as it would eventually end up, Noah) are not considered part of the "living," and the bible is a story pertaining only to the "living," then by your logic, all non-Jews are exempt from salvation.

Oddly enough, there is a religion that agrees with that concept-Judaism. No Jesus needed.

6/19/2009 6:39:44 AM

LC

Oddly enough, there is a school of thought that says that not all human life came from Adam and Eve - and that the rest of us are therefore exempt from the whole original sin business. After all, Cain's wife had to come from somewhere.

It's a fun one to explain when the Jehovah's Witnesses come calling:
http://www.sanfords.net/Pagan_Humor_and_Thoughts/Other_People.html

6/19/2009 7:21:24 AM

D Laurier.

So basicaly E-ma is admiting that "racial purity" is a euphamism for incest...
And braging about how much he wants to boink his sisters.

6/19/2009 9:04:12 AM

Old Viking

Go color in your coloring book.

6/19/2009 12:38:54 PM
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