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#973510
Nick
And the being that knows every atom in creation is convinced that we deserve consummate agony for eternity upon eternity for it, right?
6/19/2009 12:53:06 AM
#973511
Tallyho
So by you sitting there and not thinking then shitting it onto the internet you have technically sinned big time!
6/19/2009 12:53:38 AM
#973525
rubber chicken
sounds like your definition could do with more work then.
6/19/2009 1:28:26 AM
#973527
But remember: Jesus loves you!
6/19/2009 1:29:35 AM
#973533
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
This is one of the best arguments against Christianity I ever heard.
6/19/2009 1:41:25 AM
#973536
.
I laughed. What else is there to do?
6/19/2009 1:48:56 AM
#973541
Doctor Fishcake
So God is an ultra-strict BDSM master?
6/19/2009 2:10:50 AM
#973544
El Zorro
What a inhumane way of looking at life.
6/19/2009 2:22:27 AM
#973548
lolwut?
So why hate abortion if we are "killing" sinners? Fundie logic hurts my brain...
6/19/2009 2:41:25 AM
#973550
Xotan
This comes close to making a case for self-annihilation and/or compulsory abortion. I mean, the Lawd should not be offended as he visits his spleen on everyone in sight.
6/19/2009 2:47:43 AM
#973553
HoJuSimpson
"Marge, have you ever actually read this thing? Technically, you're not supposed to go to the bathroom." ~ Rev Lovejoy
6/19/2009 2:57:12 AM
#973560
Lunar-Xero
Say wha-?
6/19/2009 3:29:30 AM
#973570
aaa
Congratulations, you made that religion even less appealing.
6/19/2009 3:43:56 AM
#973583
Doctor Whom
But remember: We atheists are the ones who hate life.
6/19/2009 4:56:22 AM
#973594
LabRat
Then why try to behave?
6/19/2009 5:08:51 AM
#973602
Mister Spak
"even if in a coma and not thinking or doing anything, "
A good description of RR
6/19/2009 5:19:58 AM
#973604
Rev. Dread
Well, if I'm already screwed...WOOHOO!
6/19/2009 5:30:13 AM
#973627
JSS
And the guilt sets in..............................When does the guilt set in?
6/19/2009 6:14:05 AM
#973633
Marc
Um. Somehow I think even your petty, vindictive deity would draw the line at punishing coma patients for just "sitting there."
6/19/2009 6:22:06 AM
#973638
This is one part of Christianity I've never ever understood...
6/19/2009 6:28:25 AM
#973653
Turtle
Then why do all of you get so mad at all the sinners, if all sinners go to Hell, and EVERYONE is ALWAYS sinning? What's the point of following all the dumb rules being imposed on us if they don't hurt anyone, just ourselves? Even if we don't do it, we'll still be sinning by being alive.
6/19/2009 6:46:12 AM
#973656
Clown
I'll play along... And Jesus died on the cross WHY exactly? Have you ever listened to the priests? It's your book, but here's short version. Mud man and rib woman ate the fruit of knowledge. It changed their genetics, adding "sin" component into their gene code. God, who created them, saw that his two experiments (tree and human race) started to mix, so called "Fall of the (lab)man", so he decided to fix the problem. So, a few thousand years later, he sent his lab technician with antidote. The only problem was that for the antidote to work, technician had to be nailed to a tree. Which he was. And from that moment, there was no "original" sin. Nowadays, you have to sin for yourself to have some of your own sin. You can't inherit it from your parents, because antidote works until the age of 11 (age of accountability) since puberty nullifies effects of it. /rant off
6/19/2009 6:51:05 AM
#973670
The Lazy One
So if we sin just by sitting there, is there even really a point in trying to appease your god?
6/19/2009 7:06:32 AM
#973672
Which is why all fetuses should be aborted, before they can pop through the sinly vagina and risk hellfire! Right Paradigm??
6/19/2009 7:09:28 AM
#973674
breakerslion
@ clown:
But you forgot: You have to believe without proof i.e. have faith, that Jehovamagod impregnated an alleged virgin with himself so that he could sacrifice himself to himself to circumvent some rule that he himself made up and then wasn't all-powerful enough to just take back. He did this so all those nasty little sin particles would come off if we symbolically ate cracker flesh and drank wine blood, and then and only then could we proceed to the spin-dry cycle up in Heabum. The real miracle is that this scam keeps working!
6/19/2009 7:17:26 AM
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