Greet your new masters!
By definition we are born sinners, so even if in a coma and not thinking or doing anything, we are still sinning technically just sitting there.
[6/19/2009 12:49:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 72
And the being that knows every atom in creation is convinced that we deserve consummate agony for eternity upon eternity for it, right?
6/19/2009 12:53:06 AM
So by you sitting there and not thinking then shitting it onto the internet you have technically sinned big time!
6/19/2009 12:53:38 AM
sounds like your definition could do with more work then.
6/19/2009 1:28:26 AM
But remember: Jesus loves you!
6/19/2009 1:29:35 AM
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
This is one of the best arguments against Christianity I ever heard.
6/19/2009 1:41:25 AM
I laughed. What else is there to do?
6/19/2009 1:48:56 AM
So God is an ultra-strict BDSM master?
6/19/2009 2:10:50 AM
What a inhumane way of looking at life.
6/19/2009 2:22:27 AM
So why hate abortion if we are "killing" sinners? Fundie logic hurts my brain...
6/19/2009 2:41:25 AM
This comes close to making a case for self-annihilation and/or compulsory abortion. I mean, the Lawd should not be offended as he visits his spleen on everyone in sight.
6/19/2009 2:47:43 AM
"Marge, have you ever actually read this thing? Technically, you're not supposed to go to the bathroom." ~ Rev Lovejoy
6/19/2009 2:57:12 AM
6/19/2009 3:29:30 AM
Congratulations, you made that religion even less appealing.
6/19/2009 3:43:56 AM
But remember: We atheists are the ones who hate life.
6/19/2009 4:56:22 AM
Then why try to behave?
6/19/2009 5:08:51 AM
"even if in a coma and not thinking or doing anything, "
A good description of RR
6/19/2009 5:19:58 AM
Well, if I'm already screwed...WOOHOO!
6/19/2009 5:30:13 AM
And the guilt sets in..............................When does the guilt set in?
6/19/2009 6:14:05 AM
Um. Somehow I think even your petty, vindictive deity would draw the line at punishing coma patients for just "sitting there."
6/19/2009 6:22:06 AM
This is one part of Christianity I've never ever understood...
6/19/2009 6:28:25 AM
Then why do all of you get so mad at all the sinners, if all sinners go to Hell, and EVERYONE is ALWAYS sinning? What's the point of following all the dumb rules being imposed on us if they don't hurt anyone, just ourselves? Even if we don't do it, we'll still be sinning by being alive.
6/19/2009 6:46:12 AM
I'll play along... And Jesus died on the cross WHY exactly? Have you ever listened to the priests? It's your book, but here's short version. Mud man and rib woman ate the fruit of knowledge. It changed their genetics, adding "sin" component into their gene code. God, who created them, saw that his two experiments (tree and human race) started to mix, so called "Fall of the (lab)man", so he decided to fix the problem. So, a few thousand years later, he sent his lab technician with antidote. The only problem was that for the antidote to work, technician had to be nailed to a tree. Which he was. And from that moment, there was no "original" sin. Nowadays, you have to sin for yourself to have some of your own sin. You can't inherit it from your parents, because antidote works until the age of 11 (age of accountability) since puberty nullifies effects of it. /rant off
6/19/2009 6:51:05 AM
The Lazy One
So if we sin just by sitting there, is there even really a point in trying to appease your god?
6/19/2009 7:06:32 AM
Which is why all fetuses should be aborted, before they can pop through the sinly vagina and risk hellfire! Right Paradigm??
6/19/2009 7:09:28 AM
But you forgot: You have to
believe without proof
i.e. have faith, that Jehovamagod impregnated an alleged virgin with himself so that he could sacrifice himself to himself to circumvent some rule that he himself made up and then wasn't all-powerful enough to just take back. He did this so all those nasty little sin particles would come off if we symbolically ate cracker flesh and drank wine blood, and then and only then could we proceed to the spin-dry cycle up in Heabum. The real miracle is that this scam keeps working!
6/19/2009 7:17:26 AM