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Back in April 1999, ABC TV put a racy billboard of a naked woman lying on her stomach in my neighborhood in Southern California. The image had a small towel draped across her backside, to keep it legal. When I saw that, I purchased an 18-foot ladder, climbed up the billboard and stapled a huge orange blanket over that naked woman’s body. I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter.

Ray Comfort, Atheism Central 95 Comments [6/19/2009 1:06:19 AM]
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How does jerking off to a billboard lead to rape and murder of your family members specifically?

6/19/2009 1:12:32 AM



lmao!

6/19/2009 1:19:42 AM

GH2030

I call Poe.

6/19/2009 1:19:44 AM

GH2030

I call Poe.

6/19/2009 1:19:44 AM

rubber chicken

Yeah, cos the only source of naked women pictures in Southern California is billboards.

6/19/2009 1:25:16 AM



Oh Ray...

6/19/2009 1:28:53 AM

Copter

I'm starting to worry about Ray...

6/19/2009 1:38:39 AM

Ouabache

I'm still convinced that RayRay is a black flag troll meant to make all Christians look like complete idiots. He's doing a tremendous job of it so far too.

6/19/2009 1:46:20 AM

Tiger

@GH2030

No, Ray Comfort is a well-known fundie. Search the archives for him, you'll find plenty of lulz-worthy quotes.

6/19/2009 1:47:30 AM

nutbunny

When people "get off", it is generally the case that it doesn't lead to rape and murder. Unless you think that that is a normal psychological process that inevitably happens when someone is sexually stimulated, in which case you are FUCKED UP DUDE!
And most people would not get overtly titillated by a billboard. Sure she's gorgeous and you might have thoughts (sexual fantasies) about her but you're probably driving through the traffic on the way to work or home and have more important things to do then jerk off in your car after seeing a billboard. I mean really, have some control man!

6/19/2009 2:18:32 AM

emma

I should imagine anyone the when to the beach in Southern California could see many women like that...

6/19/2009 2:38:59 AM

Xotan

Can there really be such repression that people are turned on to the point of loss of control by the sight of a bare arse? Are Americans (well, some) going mad altogether?

Ray, a good wank would have been more beneficial - and cheaper. I hope you are billed for the damage to the billboard. This should include possible financial losses caused by your self-ordained role as arbiter of everyone else's conscience.

6/19/2009 2:43:50 AM

HoJuSimpson

Wait I thought that was caused by taking prayer out of our schools and "killing" "god?" Huh, imagine that.

6/19/2009 2:59:33 AM

EvoPagan

Liar liar pants on fire.

6/19/2009 3:10:18 AM

Vesper

What's the statue of limitations on vandalism?

6/19/2009 3:31:16 AM

Misty

Oh Ray, Ray, Ray... Come on... Just admit it. You wanted to save yourself from masturbation temptation.

6/19/2009 3:34:55 AM

Thundersqueaks

"I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter."

It's odd that this is what you thought, Ray. Does the sight of every naked woman stimulate these thoughts?

6/19/2009 3:53:41 AM

Atheismo

I'm with EvoPagan. Ray's a liar for Jeebus. It's a good story to emphasize his moral superiority over of us evil people who aren't sexually repressed, but it's still bullshit.

6/19/2009 4:27:57 AM

Kinderklein

@Vesper

"I then took a picture of the blanketed billboard and released it to the media, in the hope that ABC would take me to court for willful damage of their property. They didn’t."

My guess is, they didn't think it was worth his publicity.

6/19/2009 4:35:17 AM

LabRat

And they still deny being like the Taliban.

6/19/2009 4:49:09 AM

MDB

So, Ray, you committed vandalism.

If some Godless lib-burr-ull homsexual saw a church sign that quoted one of the few parts of Leviticus you actually care about, and decided to cover it, would you support that? Or would you start whining persecution?

6/19/2009 4:53:31 AM

Doctor Whom

When someone else dares to disagree with you, that person is engaging in politically correct censorship. When you vandalize someone else's property, that is just protecting your wife and daughter. Uh huh, fine, if you say so.

By the way, the Bible repeatedly commands you to obey secular law.

6/19/2009 4:55:03 AM

Gressil

You know when you see episodes of Fawlty Towers where Basil and Sybil are in their bedroom and they both have separate beds? That's what Ray's sex life is like.

6/19/2009 5:03:25 AM

Mister Spak

" I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert raping and murdering my wife or daughter."

Then keep your chruch out of my town.

6/19/2009 5:18:18 AM

Orion

You pussy. Its just a fucking billboard.

6/19/2009 5:19:44 AM
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