This may be a controversial statement but.....they HAVE to go after our children, because the democratic party has trouble reproducing due to homosexuality and abortion. They need to replenish the base.
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I had to read this three times to ensure that I was seeing this correctly.
Sure enough, I was. And my response: *slaps forehead*
It's true that in the Blue States, families average fewer children than Red State litters, but that's to be expected because the former actually understand the very simple concept that resources are finite and exponential population growth can't be sustained much longer. Go watch the first few minutes of Idiocracy ...
Besides the fact it comes from RR, is this really fundie though? More like stupid political statements, nothing about religion or god here.
(Public admin needs to get on the ball.)
Yes, we're using your ignorant asses as baby factories since you just keep popping them out anyway. Meanwhile, we use contraceptives and go to cocktail parties without having to hire a baby sitter. MUHUHAHAHA!
Yes, amazing as it seems, political views ARE genetic.
Sadly for y'all, so is stupid.
Painful: Public Admin is a group effort, post to the forums if you wish to change things (25 posts gets you access). also; Seemomgonuts is an established fundie, she said a darndest thing, ergo it qualifies.
the democratic party has trouble reproducing due to homosexuality and abortion
Yeah, but don't they make up for it with all the blacks and hispanics on welfare who have six kids by six different fathers? [/sarcasm]
I wish these right-wing loonies would pick a story and stick to it.
Yeah, because there has never, ever, EVER been a conservative who's been homosexual or had an abortion. Not one. Ever.
Right?
Idiot.
lol Because of homosexuality... and abortion... I didn't even know a political party could reproduce. Someone get the Green party some viagra, stat.
And, yeah, it's totally like kids will always follow their parents' political leanings... Also Repubs are never gay or have abortions.
@Amanda:
Dont you know he's a gay transsexual, Communist, Muslim, anti-Christ, terrorist, Black Panther?
That they´re pro-choice and in favour of the rights of the homosexuals, doesn´t mean that they don´t have any children. Obama, two, just like most of the guys in the Republican Party, Pelosi, four, Al Gore, five...........well, to replenish China if they wish.
@C_V - Duh, really, after all these years I had no idea how that worked. Still, the statement here is not fundie, I standby my previous post.
hey, at least she's able to see past the "we'll simply outbreed them" BS. she just gets cause and effect wrong. we don't need to "go after [their] children", most of them will reject fundyism sooner or later anyway.
You just know that they're projecting here. Seemomgonuts, just because you believe in indoctrinating your children into a political party with religious fervor, doesn't mean everyone who disagrees with you is trying to recruit your kids. FFS...
Certainly, it would usually be seen as being a controversial statement if had been written by a normal human. But, clearly, it was written by a retard, and one who wrote it on the Rapture Ready forums. So, knowing the creature's pedigree. the general reader will make certain allowances for the pillock at the keyboard.
Seeing as you can type, I wonder if you could reply to these questions? Do you know if the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has started yet? Perhaps the President is still unaware of the Rapture Ready site or is perhaps vaguely aware but indifferent toward it? And any news of the much vaunted whooshfest?
Happy delusions and may you soon be hovering.
"This may be a controversial statement"
Not on a site such as Crapture Ready where everyone there is going to agree with you, seemomgonuts.
Been a while since I've seen a quote from my favorite lolcow on here... how you been, Momisnuts?
Don't worry, honey, the Democrats won't have a problem replenishing the base. Not everyone who is a democrat is gay or doesn't have kids. And besides, your kids might end up Democrats too! BOOGABOOGABOOGA!
Huh? I thought you recruited party members, not bred them. And I bet that the Republicans have just as high rate of homosexuals and done abortions as the Democrats. Maybe even higher on the second one, as it's probably a greater stigma to be an unwed mother in that gang.
You know, you just might be right, that IS a controversial statement! Yay! You get a cookie and a gold star! In other news, if the current president and senate seatings are indicators of who voted for them (duh), we Democrats seem to be getting along a little better than our floundering opposition. ^_~ Nice try, sourpuss.
"they HAVE to go after our children, because the democratic party has trouble reproducing due to homosexuality and abortion. They need to replenish the base"
The tinfoil hats just aren't cutting it, are they? You & the rest of Ruptured Retards are gonna need full titanium cranial* 'Faraday Cage' implants.
...BTW, how's the 'Persecution' of RR personally by Obama going? Keep a look-out for those black helicopters! Oh, and as a friend of mine has worked on the supercomputers at GCHQ here in the UK, he can vouch that their global telecommunications/internet surveillance system, ECHELON, is working perfectly. What they & MI6 know, so do your FBI, CIA & NSA know.
Just to let you know.
*- Related Factoid: With all the accidents he's had on-set, Jacky Chan's skull consists of more titanium than bone.
I know man. We've been paying those welfare queen to produce more out of wedlock babies, but they're just not doing the job. And do you know how hard it is to get illegal immigrants into this country to flood the voting booths?!? Dang its a good thing I smoke pot by the ton, just like all of the other democrats, or I'd be a nervous wreck over this!
How's THAT for a controversial statement?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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