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The whole time tiller the killer was doing these abortions did anyone ever think to check the icebox at his house just in case he was cooking them and serving them for dinner at family reunions and church potlucks???

Oh and by the way that church he was attending was just as sick as he was or else they would have told him he was wrong for being such a barbaric beast of destruction.

AverageWhiteGuy, Topix 56 Comments [6/19/2009 1:48:11 PM]
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simply not edible

And here I thought cannibalism was a christian ritual, what with the "body and blood of christ" and all...

6/19/2009 1:52:02 PM

Amanda

I think you may be exaggerating just a tad. Or you've seen that movie Dumplings too many times.

6/19/2009 1:55:28 PM

Kat

That's right go on ahead and vilify a guy who can no longer defend himself from libel and slander.

Yep, Tiller had to be a baby eater since he did abortions. Makes perfect fundie sense.

6/19/2009 1:58:38 PM

Pookie

Hannibal Lecter is a storybook character, AverageWhiteGuy - you know, kind of like your savior.

Maybe that's the part that's got you confused.

6/19/2009 2:02:34 PM



Mmmmmmmmmmmmm babies, the other white meat.


Tastes like chicken.

6/19/2009 2:04:37 PM

Doctor Whom

You forgot to mention that he owned a few
pornography shops, plus, he fronted money
to a chain of heroin pushers in the inner city elementary schools.

(Spot the pop-culture reference.)

6/19/2009 2:04:47 PM



Mmmmmmmmmmmmm babies, the other white meat.


Tastes like chicken.

6/19/2009 2:08:15 PM

A Friend

They make good pizza toppings.

6/19/2009 2:08:38 PM



He did abortions to get money so, the closest connection with the family dinner was that the ingredients were paid with the money he earned.

6/19/2009 2:11:56 PM

Thundersqueaks

Nope, I'm still not shocked, AWG. Try accusing him of necrophile paedophilia. See if that gets you the desired reaction.

6/19/2009 2:12:30 PM

EvoPagan

The only sicks ones I see are you fundies who are apparently obsessed with cannibalism, incest and bestiality.

6/19/2009 2:18:03 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

This "person" ought to be sued for libel on the basis of his username. The average white guy (or average guy of any color) is no where near this hateful, stupid, and demented.

6/19/2009 2:27:57 PM

M.M.

did anyone ever think to check the icebox at his house just in case he was cooking them and serving them for dinner at family reunions and church potlucks???

Ok, this has got to be a joke, right?...right?

6/19/2009 2:43:23 PM



Sick but such a hilarious idea.

6/19/2009 2:43:27 PM

Clown

No, who would eat such expensive meat. He sold them to highest bidder via Ebay. /sarcasm
Seriously, do these people live in a sick jokes world? This is surprisingly similar to "man comes to the butchers shop" joke.

P.s. Just in case you were wondering about the sick joke, man orders two pounds of child meat. Butcher catches a boy, chops his leg and packs it up.
Man: Is it fresh?
Butcer: Yes, just taken from the swing.

6/19/2009 2:47:09 PM

aaa

These things don't work that way!

6/19/2009 2:48:26 PM

michael1384

If your an average white guy then I want to surgically change what race I am!

6/19/2009 2:51:39 PM

The Skeptic Wept

@Thundersqueaks - "Nope, I'm still not shocked, AWG. Try accusing him of necrophile paedophilia. See if that gets you the desired reaction."

Perhaps the last word could be "erection"?

6/19/2009 3:02:56 PM

Misty

Yummy. Fresh out of the uterus.

...I hope he's not seriously thinking that.

6/19/2009 3:05:38 PM

WMDKitty

Er, no, the z/e/f is considered medical waste, and is disposed of accordingly.

6/19/2009 3:21:15 PM

Thundersqueaks

@ The Skeptic Wept:

An excellent edit. :D

6/19/2009 3:41:45 PM

Old Viking

AWG has neither the interest nor the ability to find out the basic facts of the Tiller murder.

6/19/2009 3:49:17 PM

Canadiest

Way to take it to the limit bozo. Stupid at work again.

6/19/2009 3:57:42 PM

HeathenAngel

BilldO'.....?

Is that you?

6/19/2009 4:07:12 PM

Saika

Exactly. And midwives take afterbirth home to cook for their families. And doctors take cancer tumours home to eat. Oh, wait!

6/19/2009 4:12:15 PM
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