Hi Enmanuel! Thank you for your insightful comment! I totally agree! I consider it my life's mission to have constant, unprotected sex in order to do my part to coat the planet in bible-thumping, christ-loving, closed-minded, breeding-machines. Really the only thing that stops me is the fear that I may accidentally enjoy the act of intercourse one day and shame myself in the eyes of the lord :(. Fortunately for me, I think my wife detests it enough for the both of us :)!
Anyways, I share your vision of a planet-wide suburbia. Even the oceans! Of course, the oceans won't be there anymore because there will be so many people consuming so much water that we'll have to finally desalinize the oceans and drink them, which is good because right now they are just wasted space! Oh and can you imagine the river of pee-pee and poo-poo that those trillions of people would produce? Talk about being able to carve the grand canyon in a week! PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!
I can't wait till we reproduce our way to this paradise! Just think of standing on your front stoop and seeing green grass, white picked fencing and track housing as far as the eye can see, even farther! I'll be glad to get rid of all that farmland too, I'm not a farmer! LOL! Plus, I don't really like vegetables or fruit, and neither do any of my internet friends!
Oh, and the best part of all, once we pave over the whole planet in a winding network of mega-super-extreme highways and level out those mountain ranges and cut down all the forests in the world to build all of our beautiful houses, we won't have to worry about any wild animals or poisonous bugs or anything getting us, because they'll all be dead!! Of course we'll have to keep a few deer alive for hunting!!! ROFL!!! LOL!! :)
To conclude; THANK YOU Enmanuel for standing up for the views of so many of us Americans. In fact, I feel so worked up that after I ram down six or seven more hot pockets into this bloated, jiggly, sweaty, amorphous meat-sack I call my body, I'm going to plop my 5 or so kids I already have in front of some NASCAR and give them their blond-haired, blue-eyed jesus action figures to play with and then I'm going to have unsatisfying, unenjoyable, sex with my unwilling wife! THANK YOU!!!