hmmmm scientifically accurate eh. well lets examine the claim shall we......
HERES A TOP TEN OF BIBLCAL SCIENTIFIC FUCK UPS!! <cue music>
10) bats are birds.......NO THEY'RE NOT
9) insects have 4 legs......hmmmmm NO, JUST NO
8) a snake that talks......WRONG AGAIN
7) a global flood....NOT IN MOSES TIME
6) god violates newtons inverse square law BY MAKING LIGHT BEFORE LIGHT EMMITTING OBJECTS....AND MAKES THE UNIVERSE IN THE FUCKING DARK..<BZZZZZ wrong again>
5)Lions, tigers, crocodiles and all other animals where herbivores....no don't think so
4)Hares chew the cud........EH!!!!!!
3)The sun moves around the earth...NNNNOPPPEEEE!!
IN A NUMBER 2, A NEW ENTRY
2)The world is flat and has four corners...sorry its not. you where so close
AND IN THE NUMBER ONE SPOT FOR THE 2,000th YEAR, A NON MOVER IN AT NO 1!!!!
1) god makes eve from adam, so adam ends up fucking a clone of himself and she has 2 sons. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN the entire human race appeared. slight problem here as eve would have been infertile as all clones are,therefore she could not have bore 2 sons. even if she did, where they screwing eve.
WHAT DOES THE AUDIENCE THINK???
<audience> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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