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#370435
Darwin's Lil' Girl
"If we as humans lived in the water long enough we wold grow gills to adapt".
Finally, something true out of a fundie! I never thought the day would come.
"Or those living in high rise buildings would grow wings".
I knew it was too good to last.
12/26/2007 10:36:39 PM
#370441
Big Chicken Dinner
This is the product of a brilliant scientific mind.
12/26/2007 10:52:40 PM
#842460
Fibonacci
Well, people who are christian fundies for long enough DO grow stupidity and irrationality to adapt, don't they?
1/7/2009 3:19:06 AM
#842483
well...in a stupid, crude, and horribly simplified and misunderstood way, he is right.
1/7/2009 4:30:20 AM
#842510
Philbert McAdamia
If we as humans lived in the water long enough we would grow gills to adapt.
It was more like the other way around.
1/7/2009 5:13:27 AM
#849202
um......No, sorry.
1/13/2009 4:24:20 AM
#849288
Freboy
"If we as humans lived in the water long enough we would grow gills to adapt."
There are other marine adaptations than gills, you moron.
"Or those living in high rise buildings would grow wings."
Yes, all animals living in high altitudes grow wings.
1/13/2009 8:19:40 AM
#849316
CailinBan
If, 'we as humans' means as a species, then yes, no doubt*. If 'we as humans' means as individuals, then not so much.
*Assuming there were survival pressures around the lack of those things. If we had things like, oh, say, aqualungs and staircases, it mightn't be as pressing.
1/13/2009 9:25:32 AM
#849319
David the Theologian
At last, he's actually grasping how evolution works, although the process takes many generations.
1/13/2009 9:28:29 AM
#1224847
I want to grow wings!
11/7/2010 4:56:06 PM
#1253022
Renon
because dolphins have gills and mountain goats have wings. they're just invisible. so don't tell any one. it's a secret. shhhhhh.
2/5/2011 4:39:04 PM
#1253027
DviniT
Or possibly use the stairs
2/5/2011 4:42:10 PM
#1253030
Anon
If we as humans lived in the water long enough we would grow gills to adapt.
Close, but no cigar.
We would adapt to aquatic life, one way or the other. Thats exactly how whales evolved: Some cow-like animals returned to the water a long time ago, slowly re-adapting to life in water by the evolutionary mechanism.
2/5/2011 4:48:03 PM
#1253089
Justanotheratheist
While those living on the ground floor would lose the ability to climb steps or push elevator buttons.
Such a pity. Your first sentence was so full of promise - but then your post starting doing a very good Titanic imitation.
2/5/2011 11:16:24 PM
#1291344
Quantum Mechanic
You couldn't grow a fungus.
5/21/2011 5:18:53 PM
#1291348
rubber chicken
If women began to find aquatic based men sexually attractive, yes! ( As a dive instructor, my fingers are firmly crossed for this one )
5/21/2011 6:06:31 PM
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