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The analogy works fine. The bible has never yet found to be wrong in the way it says society should be run. God's way for living has always been found to be the right way - because He created us.

British One, Christian Forums 9 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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√ėyvind

The analogy works fine. The bible has never yet found to be wrong in the way it says society should be run.
Right. Bring on the stoning, the slavery, the genocide of cities, and the martyrdom.

I'm off to hijack some planes to fly into big heathen pillars of Satan. Anyone with me? [/sarcasm]

2/12/2007 9:00:42 PM

Kjelstad

Øyvind beat me to it and said it better. anyone want to buy my daughter?

2/12/2007 10:43:51 PM

Doctor Whom

Have you sold all you have and given to the poor yet?

2/12/2007 10:54:58 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Polygamy for all! Stone adulterers, Sabbath workers, and uppity children! Women must stay in the kitchen, and rape victims must marry their rapists! No shellfish, no mixed fabrics, no long hair on men, and no tattoos because Jesus forbade it! But slavery might be okay. Also, give everything you own to the poor and let violent people hit you instead of retaliating.

Yeah, that Bible sure is a model for effective societies.

6/4/2011 9:55:56 PM

Canadiest

The Dark Ages, when Christianity ruled with an iron fist, when they'd kicked down your door and behead you for the slightest percieved speck of free will.

In the western world that was the last age of Biblical justice, only small pockets have arose, away from the laws of secularism, since. Salem was another of your wonderful Biblical societies also shut down by enlightened governing and law-enforcment.

6/5/2011 5:39:30 AM

Ebon

This is just plain lying, no-one is this dumb.

9/8/2012 11:29:30 PM

Justanotheratheist

Sure, and apartheid was the perfect blueprint for complete racial harmony.

9/9/2012 1:35:37 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Never actually read that ludicrous pile of shit, have you?

8/29/2013 1:49:49 PM

JW

I saw some guy gather firewood on Sabbath. Whose up for a stoning?

8/29/2013 11:35:29 PM
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