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Okay, so what legislation do we need to bring Christianity back into the schools? I know, I'm being hopelessly idealistic but we must try.

Wilfred of Ivanhoe, Christian Forums 4 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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√ėyvind

#4832, the \"Relocate All Fundies To The Tiny Secluded Island Intended For The Homosexuals\" Legislation.

I hope it passes, too. Only problem is the tiny island would probably develop into a horrific, isolated, closed-to-foreigners dystopia of dogmatic dictatorship like North Korea.

2/12/2007 8:59:34 PM

fuzon

1. Legislation outlawing any religion other than a specific brand of Christianity (kind of like England 400+ years ago).

2. Religious courts to enforce Christian standards of behavior (kind of like England 400+ years ago).

3. State censors of all entertainment (kind of like England 400+ years ago).

4. A decree that the nation's ruler is in place because it's God's will (I'm almost willing to give you this one with GWB, but no. It's still like England 400+ years ago).

Sounds like you fuckers need to get cracking on time travel.

2/14/2007 3:34:12 PM



You can theorize all you want. That legislation will never pass.

3/22/2010 5:35:44 PM

caustic gnostic

Well, um, start up your own schools, like the cat'holics did.

What was that? You can't meet the requirements for accreditation?

That's your problem, Binky, not ours.

3/22/2010 5:50:38 PM
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