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Not sure who that is addressed to. But I was not talking about special men, just men. Whether believers 'desire' their husbands or not is secondary anyhow. If a woman denies a man, she breaks the contract, and if he finds another woman it is anything but adultery. For her, however, it would be, unless she was celebrate the rest of her life!


dad, Christian Forums 71 Comments [6/27/2009 1:42:27 PM]
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Vince

I should have become a shrink.

there's a lifes income in this guy alone.

6/27/2009 6:01:30 PM

Dio Fa

Here's your belated birthday present.


6/27/2009 6:54:21 PM

Drax

Well, that might be how you think things should be, but it's not how things work in our society. That's why your wife was able to divorce your sorry ass and why you're sitting all alone bitching about women on the internet.

(His wife actually did divorce him, I believe.)


6/27/2009 7:09:10 PM

Zoo

Heh, "dad", I'm not so fond of my own dad, but at least he treats my mom like a partner instead of a slave.

6/27/2009 7:20:54 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

unless she was celebrate the rest of her life!
You mean she has to party like heck for it to not be adultery?

6/27/2009 7:25:13 PM

JonnyTruant

Wow! I guess double standards don't exist in fundie land?

6/27/2009 7:26:40 PM

Orion

Although looking at "dads" earlier posts it seems that he found another man rather than another woman...

6/27/2009 7:38:51 PM

Ken

I'm pretty sure your god would still call it adultery.

And I wanna be celebrate.

6/27/2009 7:47:28 PM

Kat

Wow. You are pretty bitter over your wife leaving you aren't you?

I know she probably wasn't a perfect person, but that doesn't mean you can dump all the blame and responsibility on her. You're not perfect either, and she probably left you because you are a psychotic, egocentric, self-centered, mysogynist that is trying to use the Bible as an excuse for your behavior.

Oh, and I think the word you were looking for was celibate, which is something I wouldn't be suprised that she was being after being with you.

6/27/2009 8:21:07 PM

WMDKitty

Ugh. Double standards -and- marital rape for Jeebus.

This guy is now on my shit list.

6/27/2009 9:12:45 PM

solomongrundy

To paraphrase Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, a contract is what you enter when you don't trust someone.

Is dad saying he doesn't trust his wife?

6/27/2009 9:38:25 PM

anti-nonsense

What a lovely double standard you have there.

There is nothing in the legal marriage contract that says that the woman has to put out anytime her husband wants. Or the man put out for the woman for that matter, although that's not as much of an issue usually.

And adultery is adultery is adultery. You are not entitled to have sex whenever you desire.

6/27/2009 10:38:41 PM

Tiger

I believe you mean celibate. I don't blame you for being confused, being unable to differentiate between similar-sounding words is a common affliction among retards like yourself.

6/27/2009 11:00:43 PM

ZugTheMegasaurus

"Celebrate"?
*scream*

6/27/2009 11:23:47 PM

LDM

Hey dad, take a look around you, at the men who don't treat their wives like property or slaves-have you noticed something about those guys? Like maybe most of their wives are still with them? That they're not only usually happier in their marriages, but often more productive at work, or having a better time when out with their friends, because they're not calling or texting their wives every 5 minutes to make sure they still have her under their thumb.

Also women who feel loved and respected, and who's husbands give them some space to be their own person don't often feel the need to "deny" their man, unless they're too tired or don't feel well.

So quit trying to be a controlling bastard, and you just might be able to hang on to a woman.

6/28/2009 1:58:06 AM

Mr Blur

I've almost become convinced that "dad"'s a troll or a Poe - no-one could be that stupid, surely?

6/28/2009 4:14:20 AM

lonelocust

I think he's actually going beyond saying that if a man finds another woman it's not adultery, but if a woman finds another man it is adultery. I'm fairly sure he's saying that if a man finds another woman (or man?) because his wife isn't putting out whenever he wants it that THE WIFE IS COMMITTING ADULTERY. So it's not adultery if he leaves her for not having sex with him, but if she even got into another relationship after he had left her for not putting out when she doesn't want to, that would be cheating on the man who left her (thus the "unless she was [celibate] for the rest of her life").

*pukes*

6/28/2009 4:22:37 AM

Fera

GTFO, please.

6/28/2009 5:23:53 AM

Trovore

Well...I'd almost be ashamed to share the same gender as this wacko. FORTUNATELY I'm a gay man so I know something about treating women as human beings.

6/28/2009 7:02:09 AM

Giveitaday

If a woman denies a man, she breaks the contract, and if he finds another woman it is anything but adultery. For her, however, it would be, unless she was celebrate the rest of her life!

Women are not property, period. Would you have them wear a burka too? What makes your attitude towards women any less draconian than the Taliban's? You act as if being born with a cock automatically gives you authority over a woman. This isn't about religion at all, it's about you going on a power trip and doing anything you can to demonize women in general, most likely it represents your anger at being rejected by one or more women.

6/28/2009 8:32:06 AM

Berny

Dad is a fucking misogynist retard. May he be "celebrate" for the rest of his life.

6/28/2009 10:09:15 AM

Ellytoad

This gender-based marriage inequality attitude annoys me. This reminds me... one certain Christian author tells that she refuses to say "he is my husband", preferring to say, "I am his wife". Odd.

6/28/2009 10:23:04 AM

Princess Rot

Unintentional truth makes this less pukeworthy. Hahaha... anyone would celebrate this idiot leaving them.

6/28/2009 11:22:22 AM

Thejebusfire

If a woman denies a man, she breaks the contract,

We are not pleasure bots. Why is it you can say no to a woman but she can't say the same to you.


and if he finds another woman it is anything but adultery

Having sex with someone other than your wife IS adultery. Stop twisting the meaning of the word to make you feel better about cheating on your wife.

6/28/2009 2:05:14 PM

pfft

Move to Iran and convert

6/28/2009 4:05:31 PM
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