NBC news just reported he is dead. Now we can only pray for his family. It is too late for him. Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith.
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"Hubby" knows what's up, yah suuure. What's a hubby? A diminutive hub?
I don't like it either, The Man.
Well, if Hubby said it, it must of course be true, because, as a fundamentalist "true christian" woman of course you aren´t allowed to think for yourself and have to take Hubbys word almost like a word of god ;)
And you would know that Michael was Muslim because?
Yes we all know, well, at least I know, that his brother Jermaine is Muslim, so Michael is Muslim by association? No, I don't think it works that way.
Besides, do you know whether or not Michael embraced or was getting into Islam? Do you know whether or not Michael embraced or was getting into Christianity?
Right, I didn't think so since you aren't omniscient, and since you aren't omniscient how would you know for sure he's burning in Hell?
Right again, you don't know.
Remember Matthew 7:1-2? Yeah, so stop it will ya?
I love how these people think that they know exactly what someone's faith is like when all they know about a person is from tabloids and entertainment magazines.
Because everybody knows tabloids are never wrong, right? I mean, okay, the chances that he converted to fundamentalist Christianity at any point are pretty slim, but the Bible is pretty clear about how it's God's job to sort out the good from the bad, not Rapture Ready's.
Eh, to be honest I have no idea what religion Mike was, even if he had any. He never struck me as a fundy, or as someone who even liked to talk about it publicly. Which pretty much means he gets a thumbs up from me on that dept.. now if only these fundies could take a cue and keep their "personal relationship with Jesus" just that..personal.
"Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith."
I think that's Jermaine Jackson you should be referring to. He's a Muslim. Michael was a Jehovah's Witness, FYI. 'Muslim, THEN Christian'? Apostasy is a serious no-no in Islam, I think you'll find. Unless you mean "Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith THAN to the Christian faith." I love correcting fundies about their spelling and grammar, especially 'Then/Than'. It proves they are stupid & illiterate about what's supposed to be their FIRST language. Ergo, the inferiority of fundies to Atheists.
Your ignorance speaks volumes about you, your 'hubby', and everyone on Ruptured Retards.
Not only is there no evidence of him being a Muslim, and so what if he were, but a Muslim must be buried within 24 hours of dying. Michael Jackson is still waiting around as I write this, and I'm sure his funeral, whenever it is, will be a media circus, so we'll all know when it happens.
This one isn't that crazy, there was big news story a few years back about him possibly converting to Islam during his trial. Since I avoid celebrity gossip like the plague, I must've seen it on the MSM.
"NBC news just reported he is dead."
And like most people with nothing to say, you had to jump on this with your sage commentary.
"Now we can only pray for his family."
Yeah. Your prayers and $1.50 will buy them a cup of coffee, and what's this "we" business?
"It is too late for him."
And where were your prayers when it wasn't "too late?" Listening to a recording of the Heavenly Choir and a "Your prayer will be answered in the order in which it was received" message? Maybe the Easter Bunny forgot to deliver it, or maybe you were too busy condemning him at the time? Hypocrite!
"Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith."
And "hubby" should know how exactly? Rectal hypothesis doesn't count except among the brain-dead. Next time you feel like commenting, stay out of the cooking sherry.
Even if he were a Muslim when he died, how would you feel if a Muslim said that it were too late for a relative of yours that died because he/she were a Christian, not a Muslim? That's exactly what you're doing, jackass.
"NBC news just reported he is dead."
But NBC News is part of the same conglomerate as MSNBC News, which as all good Rapture Readyists know is a liberal catholic muslim homosexual heterosexual devil-worshipping baby-eating cesspit of evil.
Surely, you don't believe what you hear on NBC!
"NBC news just reported he is dead."
That much, at least, is true.
"Now we can only pray for his family."
Useless, but if it makes you feel better go ahead.
"It is too late for him."
I guess so. Afterall, he IS dead. It's a little late to get a date for the prom.
"Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith."
"leading closer?" Leading WHO or WHAT closer to the Muslim faith? Specifically, in what ways was Michael Jackson leading someone or something closer to the Muslim faith?
You know, this is why I read FSTDT. We get a surprising number of funny comments that begin predictably, like:
> NBC news just reported he is dead. Now we can only pray for his family. It is too late for him.
...and then end with a hilarious punch-in-the-tummy non-sequitur that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever when you finally recover from the shock, for example:
> Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith.
Yeahhh. You know, comments like these.
Citation needed.
ETA: Actually, if you had stopped at "we should pray for his family," I suspect this would not have made FSTDT. After all, that's a perfectly nice (albeit, useless) sentiment. Someone loses a family member, and you pray for them. I'd have actually applauded you for that.
But then, you had to keep talking. Why can't you people learn when to stop talking?
I've always felt that usage of the internet should require one to read a dictionary and pass a test on the definition of basic words before they are allowed to post.
Words like: Muslim, faith, leading.
And so forth.
And they know this how? Michael Jackson has tried very hard ever since the child molestation scandal to keep out of the public eye as much as humanly possible. I think one of his brothers is a follower of Nation of Islam. How does that prove Michael was "leading closer to the Muslim faith than the Christian faith"?
Those idiots just don't want to examine the possibility that an eccentric potential pedophile will be spending eternity in heaven with them.
Confused?
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