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NBC news just reported he is dead. Now we can only pray for his family. It is too late for him. Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith.

Betty, RR 51 Comments [6/29/2009 6:01:27 AM]
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#978001
Vinroke

Was wondering when the vultures would pop up.

6/29/2009 6:11:46 AM

#978003
Swedish Pagan

Michael Jackson, a Muslim? He was a Peter Pan.
First and foremost he was a musician, that is how he will be remembered by most sane people.

6/29/2009 6:14:17 AM

#978004
The Man

On a side node, am I the only one who hates the term 'hubby'?

6/29/2009 6:14:38 AM

#978013
Mister Spak

Since islam is the real religion, you are the one it is too late for.

6/29/2009 6:27:45 AM

#978017
Thundersqueaks

I didn't like his music. I thought he was an oddball, and the news coverage of his death has been obsessively tedious. But I'm not going to masturbate over his corpse to advance any conspiratorial agenda.

6/29/2009 6:32:51 AM

#978022
jsonitsac

I thought he was JW.

6/29/2009 6:36:19 AM

#978024
Caustic Gnostic

"Hubby" knows what's up, yah suuure. What's a hubby? A diminutive hub?

I don't like it either, The Man.

6/29/2009 6:41:48 AM

#978032
El Zorro

According to RR, all black people are Muslims.

6/29/2009 6:49:55 AM

#978036
Eden

Well, if Hubby said it, it must of course be true, because, as a fundamentalist "true christian" woman of course you aren´t allowed to think for yourself and have to take Hubbys word almost like a word of god ;)

6/29/2009 6:53:20 AM

#978045
aaa

And where did this come from?

6/29/2009 7:02:11 AM

#978052
Oop

I once had a Hubby that I loved to ride.. Oh no, wait. That was a Huffy.

6/29/2009 7:09:22 AM

#978056
Kat

And you would know that Michael was Muslim because?

Yes we all know, well, at least I know, that his brother Jermaine is Muslim, so Michael is Muslim by association? No, I don't think it works that way.

Besides, do you know whether or not Michael embraced or was getting into Islam? Do you know whether or not Michael embraced or was getting into Christianity?

Right, I didn't think so since you aren't omniscient, and since you aren't omniscient how would you know for sure he's burning in Hell?

Right again, you don't know.

Remember Matthew 7:1-2? Yeah, so stop it will ya?

6/29/2009 7:20:34 AM

#978059
Syb

I love how these people think that they know exactly what someone's faith is like when all they know about a person is from tabloids and entertainment magazines.

Because everybody knows tabloids are never wrong, right? I mean, okay, the chances that he converted to fundamentalist Christianity at any point are pretty slim, but the Bible is pretty clear about how it's God's job to sort out the good from the bad, not Rapture Ready's.

6/29/2009 7:23:12 AM

#978060


Citations, Betty, or you're a filthy liar.

6/29/2009 7:27:01 AM

#978065
Sasha

I'd love to see your source for this accusation. Odds are you'd show us your ass.

6/29/2009 7:32:59 AM

#978072
Elphada

Pray? That's all you guys do. If somebody was burned out of their home and lost everything you'd pray. How about getting off your ass and actually do something worth while. Handing out bibles is not an option.

6/29/2009 7:40:25 AM

#978074
EvoPagan

AND there are the vultures circling the corpse.

6/29/2009 7:43:27 AM

#978078
Dio Fa

How do you know he didn't recant his Muslim ways on his death bed and accept Jebus as his lord and slaver? Then he would be up in hebbin with other fine Christians, such as Jeffrey Dahmer.

6/29/2009 7:47:52 AM

#978116
Reverend Jeremiah

Eh, to be honest I have no idea what religion Mike was, even if he had any. He never struck me as a fundy, or as someone who even liked to talk about it publicly. Which pretty much means he gets a thumbs up from me on that dept.. now if only these fundies could take a cue and keep their "personal relationship with Jesus" just that..personal.

6/29/2009 8:41:45 AM

#978148
Anon-e-moose

"Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith."

I think that's Jermaine Jackson you should be referring to. He's a Muslim. Michael was a Jehovah's Witness, FYI. 'Muslim, THEN Christian'? Apostasy is a serious no-no in Islam, I think you'll find. Unless you mean "Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith THAN to the Christian faith." I love correcting fundies about their spelling and grammar, especially 'Then/Than'. It proves they are stupid & illiterate about what's supposed to be their FIRST language. Ergo, the inferiority of fundies to Atheists.

Your ignorance speaks volumes about you, your 'hubby', and everyone on Ruptured Retards.

6/29/2009 9:44:03 AM

#978159
Moondog

Not only is there no evidence of him being a Muslim, and so what if he were, but a Muslim must be buried within 24 hours of dying. Michael Jackson is still waiting around as I write this, and I'm sure his funeral, whenever it is, will be a media circus, so we'll all know when it happens.

6/29/2009 10:01:38 AM

#978160


This one isn't that crazy, there was big news story a few years back about him possibly converting to Islam during his trial. Since I avoid celebrity gossip like the plague, I must've seen it on the MSM.

6/29/2009 10:14:05 AM

#978164
Bender Bending Rodriguez

I call Poe on this one.

This person cited NBC News, not FOX News as their "source."

6/29/2009 10:18:20 AM

#978174
breakerslion

"NBC news just reported he is dead."

And like most people with nothing to say, you had to jump on this with your sage commentary.

"Now we can only pray for his family."

Yeah. Your prayers and $1.50 will buy them a cup of coffee, and what's this "we" business?

"It is too late for him."

And where were your prayers when it wasn't "too late?" Listening to a recording of the Heavenly Choir and a "Your prayer will be answered in the order in which it was received" message? Maybe the Easter Bunny forgot to deliver it, or maybe you were too busy condemning him at the time? Hypocrite!

"Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith."

And "hubby" should know how exactly? Rectal hypothesis doesn't count except among the brain-dead. Next time you feel like commenting, stay out of the cooking sherry.

6/29/2009 10:31:27 AM

#978187
Clown

And yet again, a**holes attack people who can't defend themselves anymore. I'm starting to see pattern here...

6/29/2009 11:01:26 AM
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