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God hates fags! God hates Michael Jackson the queer -ball-child-molester! As an idol of the gay and lesbian community, Michael Jackson was admired by the fags for his sick, repulsive, and twisted fetish for molesting little boys.

Well, Michael Jackson split hell wide open today and he met his father, the devil where all of the gays will be going to one day.

There is? no forgiveness for pedophiles, fornicators, adulterers, sdomizers, liars, murderers, and homosexuals.

God hates gays

NatesChannel, YouTube 81 Comments [6/29/2009 6:02:48 AM]
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Dr. Know

MICHAEL THE NARC-ANGEL

Millions of little members of the worldwide F.F.A. (Future Followers of the Antichrist) have learned how to find a certain part of their lower anatomy and quickly touch it while dancing - thanks to Michael Jackson, the highest paid Lower Anatomy Toucher of all time! Special thanks also go to the Jesus-bashing, Hell-bound Hollywood moguls who were just as quick to see higher profits in lower anatomies! [Just saw this opinion on the web. Other grabby items on MSN, Google, etc. include "Bible Verses Obama Avoids."]

6/29/2009 4:29:40 PM

michael1384

Can we please stop submitting quotes from youtube? They're all just a bunch of trolls. It's like submitting quotes from 4chan.

6/29/2009 4:45:50 PM

Marc

There is? no forgiveness for pedophiles, fornicators, adulterers, sdomizers, liars, murderers, and homosexuals.

Oddly enough, Jesus seems to disagree. According to him, only one sin was unforgivable, and that was blasphemy against the holy spirit.

But why should you let the words of your (supposed) founder sway you from your hate.

6/29/2009 5:10:12 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

1. Homosexual =! paedophile.
2. Question mark in the middle of sentences = grammar fail.

6/29/2009 5:43:43 PM

Siberia

Satan's my dad? Cool. I get to inherit part of Hell!

6/29/2009 5:45:22 PM

The Jamo

Stop replacing "I" with "God"... it just makes you look like an even bigger idiot.

6/29/2009 6:58:06 PM

Wandering Scribe

@ EvoPagan

TrueBlood reference FTW, you win my internets.

6/29/2009 7:04:23 PM

Osiris

Homosexuality =/= pedophilia.

6/29/2009 7:04:51 PM

atrasicarius

Looks like Westburrow found a new member.

6/29/2009 7:23:42 PM

Canadia

Get the fuck off the internet and back to the dark ages where you and your ilk belong.

6/29/2009 7:37:15 PM

Vince

I'm very confident in saying your at least 3 of those things.

6/29/2009 8:22:30 PM

LadyJafaria

I like that he includes "sodomizers" AND "homosexuals." Just to make it clear that no matter who the ass is attached to, you can't assfuck.

6/29/2009 8:28:20 PM

GigaGuess

@John
Or people who are wicked, evil, covetous, malicious or envious, sowers of strife, deceitful, malignant, gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, foolish, faithless, heartless or ruthless, either (Romans 1:29-31). Why the obsession with gays?

I think I found why he left them out...

(NB, Evil and wicked are not highlighted because they are relative. I feel he is, but others would disagree...the others, on the other hand...)

6/29/2009 10:22:33 PM



Let me guess, Fred Phelps is jelous of the inmense popularity of Jacko, not just in the gay community.

6/30/2009 2:22:43 AM



Wait, there is not forgiveness for pedophiles and the such?, do you think you're over Jesus or St Paul?

6/30/2009 2:23:28 AM

spaceamoeba

Isn't Nate estranged from his Dad and now an Atheist?

6/30/2009 8:49:00 AM

DevilsChaplain

Queer-Ball? You guys are worse than school children.

6/30/2009 9:11:29 AM

DevilsChaplain

Oh and Nate is still with the WBC, I think he's the illegitimate bastard child of the family.

6/30/2009 9:15:19 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Way to be completely wrong about absolutely everything. Homosexuality and pedophilia are largely unrelated, no one admired Jackson for his (alleged) child molestation, the gay community especially, your Hell doesn't exist, and, most disturbingly of all, even if it did according to your holy book....there is no passage even implying that pedophiles would be sent there! Glad that I could be of service.

6/30/2009 10:57:36 AM



Is there also no forgiveness for those who condemn without proof, lie (homosexuals are statistically less likely to be peadophiles than heterosexuals), etc?

6/30/2009 12:01:57 PM

Kurrus

No forgiveness for fornicators? Are you KIDDING me?

Assuming this person has copulated, he has more reasons to go to hell face-first than your average homo, as he has lied too (fornicating isn't a sin, and there IS forgiveness for murderers).

You know you should become an hero if an agnostic knows more about your own religion than you.

6/30/2009 1:28:57 PM

Nyssa of Aachen

Re: Swedish Pagan's 29/6/09 1:10:38PM post
Apparently, Michael's father is trying to get his metaphorical hands on Michael's children, & only a extreme cynic, would argue that it's merely a attempt to gain control of the remains of Michael's estate (approx 200 Million)...?
(Personally, why do I keep having this mental image of Vultures circling his body, eyeing him up...?).
As for AuraTwilight's post, one piece of News/Gossip/Slander (Delete as applicable), reports that a sperm donor is believed to be the biological father of 1 of Michael's children, so in theory, the "Michael really was Gay" argument cannot be disproved (unfortunately)...

6/30/2009 2:44:53 PM

Tiado

I could? never figure out why the fundies quoted here put random? question marks in their posts.

Oh, and BTW, Michael Jackson was never an idol of the GLBT community... At least as far as I know since I can't/don't speak for the that community.

6/30/2009 7:20:52 PM

spaceamoeba

@DevilsChaplain

This is Nate:

http://natephelps.com/

Seems he isn't with them.

6/30/2009 11:45:20 PM

Mick

Split hell wide open?

Fred Phelps... is that you?

7/1/2009 6:07:30 PM
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