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Because a beast has four legs and one gender[, i]f you put two men together, they have four legs and two penises, still one gender, that’s a form of bestiality. If you put Eve and Eve together, two vaginas, that’s still one gender, that’s a form of bestiality.

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Everybody should have human rights. But you have to be human. Human means you deal with the opposite sex... We as a city, D.C., we’ve got to realize that you’ve got to discriminate against something that’s inhuman.

Minister Leroy Swailes , Gay & Lesbian Times 119 Comments [6/29/2009 6:03:17 AM]
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JSS

Okay that first paragraph was just bull. Next time, try not using mythiological stories to prove a point.

As for the second paragraph, I don't think there's a fire big enough for you to die in.

6/29/2009 6:20:37 AM

Eden

Well, if you see the human arms as different from legs, no beast has 4 arms (which you get if you put 2 homosexuals together)
--> Your logic fails

If however, you correctly assume that the arms are just transformed legs (which is correct from an evolutionary standpoint) then everyone has one gender and 4 legs
--> everyone is a beast, regardless of sexual preference

(which btw., if beast = animal is totally correct from a biological standpoint ;) )

6/29/2009 6:21:41 AM

Thundersqueaks

Four legs good, two penises better.

Seriously, this has to be the most pathetic attempt to equate homosexuality with bestiality.

6/29/2009 6:22:59 AM

Mister Spak

Does this have something to do with insects having 4 legs? Because I don't get it.

6/29/2009 6:24:08 AM

Carbonated Margarine

But what if Totie Fields and Heather Mills had gotten together?

6/29/2009 6:24:33 AM

breakerslion

You, obviously, are a vegetable. Since you have a penis-like protuberance, that means you could also be used as a dildo. Please do not interbreed with human beings; our gene pool is messed-up enough without your contribution.

6/29/2009 6:34:12 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Seems to me, a creature with an asshole at both ends [Leroy, for example] is not very human either.

6/29/2009 6:44:33 AM

Horsefeathers

That's the most crazy I've seen in a long time.

6/29/2009 6:47:38 AM

Doctor Whom

Even you have to realize that your arguments are getting ever more desperate. Also, what's with the obsession with bestiality?

6/29/2009 6:48:54 AM



Err...OK.

6/29/2009 6:51:40 AM

aaa

What?

6/29/2009 6:55:29 AM

Clown

Once you start talking that your "opponents", in this case, people you disagree with and people of different sexual orientation, are not humans, there's a small leap until you start killing and torturing them. It happened before. Inquisition, witch hunts, slavery, segregation, getto's... *shivers in proximity of Godwin*

6/29/2009 6:57:29 AM

Headache

We as a city, D.C., we’ve got to realize that you’ve got to discriminate against something that’s inhuman.

Seriously, what the fuck have you been smoking? Crack with mayor Barry?

If there is anything that is inhumane, it's your insane ideas and totally moronic imbecile religion, you retarded fucker!

6/29/2009 6:58:13 AM

oop

A male snake has two penises and no legs, How does that fit in?

6/29/2009 7:01:17 AM

CailinBan

Scary, scary stuff.

6/29/2009 7:28:56 AM

EvoPagan

No, no, no, no, no. You people are completely demented and degenerate. You should never be allowed to breed or vote.

6/29/2009 7:35:11 AM

Kat

Word salad anyone?

6/29/2009 7:38:55 AM

Porter

Fail.

6/29/2009 7:49:28 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Wait ... is he saying that it's OK to have sex with a two-legged animal of the opposite gender?

6/29/2009 7:49:29 AM

Sasha

Everybody should have human rights.

Stop right there, if you want to call yourself a minister. Or a human being.

6/29/2009 7:57:24 AM

Pule Thamex

One of the most horrendous of beasts stalks the city. One Minister Leroy Swailes. A rabid creature that purports to be a representative of a fantasy deity as conjured up by the voice in his own head with help from the ancient and demented scribblings in an atrocious old tome that claims to be holy.

This bestial savage is another example of the remarkable vegimals, creatures with the nervous responses of animals, powered by vegetable brains. This steaming and incompetent nitwit has the unmitigated audacity to flap its gums as though something worthy was issuing forth. But it's just noise. A glaring and discordant bellowing of little worth and no intelligence.

Is this what devoting ones life to a fantasy deity and a disreputable volume of utter bullshit brings one to? A snarling simpleton with no redeeming qualities and a penchant for hatred and bigotry second to none? Apparently.

6/29/2009 7:57:53 AM

peabody

If one man + one man = one beast, what is Voltron?

6/29/2009 8:03:38 AM

Reverend Jereniah

Using a bullshit mythological story to promote hatred and discrimination..this guy HAS to be a Christian.

6/29/2009 8:15:28 AM

Nihlum

I think I just broke my desk.

6/29/2009 8:15:36 AM

John

Everybody should have human rights. But you have to be human. Human means you are an Aryan Christian ... We as a city, Berlin, we’ve got to realize that you’ve got to discriminate against something that’s inhuman.

A. Hitler - 1938

6/29/2009 8:19:41 AM
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