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Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.

HelloooClareece, Free Republic 65 Comments [6/28/2009 10:17:26 PM]
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Cancer is actually the abnormal reproduccion of cells. How a cells used for research causes cancer is beyond me.

6/29/2009 2:22:36 AM

thammuz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3y3QoFnqZc

6/29/2009 2:25:15 AM

EvoPagan

Hannibal Lector is standing behind you frying up bits of your brain, isn't he?

6/29/2009 3:13:30 AM

FMG

No it does not... Lying for Jesus.

6/29/2009 3:16:41 AM

EvoPagan

I have to say, I find it hilarious how this one turned "Hello, Clarice" into "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo, Clareece! Sup, bitch!!!"

6/29/2009 3:21:51 AM

Mister Spak

After a post like that, one can only conclude that you are stupid.

6/29/2009 3:51:22 AM

emau99

[Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.]

Show me some evidence of that. I dare you. I fucking dare you.

[Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.]

Among others, yes.

[One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.]

Only if one were a fucking moron.

6/29/2009 3:54:48 AM

Marc

Logic, you're doing it wrong.

6/29/2009 4:04:32 AM

nintendofreakgcn

I am against embryonic stem cell research, and I still think you're full of shit.

6/29/2009 4:46:02 AM

EL Zorro

Not so fundie, more moronic.

6/29/2009 6:47:44 AM

Headache



6/29/2009 7:05:22 AM

Aethernaut

W? T? F?!

6/29/2009 7:05:31 AM

Jack Bauer

This sounds like someone who would enjoy their stem cells with fava beans and a nice chianti.

6/29/2009 7:11:55 AM

Dio Fa

Them thar moslems shor are sneaky!

6/29/2009 7:42:02 AM

The Lazy One

LOLWUT? That's the most massive non-sequiter that I've ever seen.

6/29/2009 7:51:45 AM

Sasha

I should sue you for the whiplash I got from trying to follow your trainwreck of thought.

6/29/2009 7:52:36 AM

EllwyenDarwin

[Citation Needed]

6/29/2009 8:09:27 AM

John

Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Sure - if you inject undifferentiated cells into someone, they'll just grow into some sort of tissue mass (tumors). The trick is to get them to differentiate into nerve cells, liver cells, etc. as they do in a fetus. That's why we need research. Nobody's suggesting just injecting people with stem cells.

6/29/2009 8:12:30 AM

Zeus Almighty

Tempus said: "Is being this stupid like being high all the time?"

Apparently it's like being on a bad trip 24-7. Sufferers apparently see gay demons, exhibit feelings of extreme paranoid persecution, lack the wits to form even a rudimentary understanding of the world around them, and are extremely uncomfortable with dealing with people who are not of their tripping cult.
Yep, sounds just like taking bad acid ... except the acid wears off.

6/29/2009 9:29:48 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Bush said if you werent with us, then you are against us.

France wasnt with us in Iraq

We should attack France for being against us!

6/29/2009 9:45:23 AM

Giveitaday

Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer


So what your saying is (A+B = Something that has Fuck All to do with either A or B).

6/29/2009 9:56:53 AM

Darwin's Bullfrog

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.

Jeez, I think that's pretty unlikely. I mean, Back to the Future III sucked pretty bad, but giving him cancer seems a bit over the top...

6/29/2009 11:28:34 AM

tracer

"Embryonic stem cells cause cancer."


Is THAT why the medical community is looking to stem cell research as a means of curing cancer! They're a bunch of homeopaths!

6/29/2009 12:28:30 PM



YOU JUST WENT FULL RETARD!

6/29/2009 12:29:31 PM

Papabear

Freepers cause brain damage.

6/29/2009 12:48:04 PM
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