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Quote# 63622

Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.

HelloooClareece, Free Republic 61 Comments [6/28/2009 10:17:26 PM]
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#977951


Cancer is actually the abnormal reproduccion of cells. How a cells used for research causes cancer is beyond me.

6/29/2009 2:22:36 AM

#977952
thammuz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3y3QoFnqZc

6/29/2009 2:25:15 AM

#977964
EvoPagan

Hannibal Lector is standing behind you frying up bits of your brain, isn't he?

6/29/2009 3:13:30 AM

#977966
FMG

No it does not... Lying for Jesus.

6/29/2009 3:16:41 AM

#977968
EvoPagan

I have to say, I find it hilarious how this one turned "Hello, Clarice" into "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo, Clareece! Sup, bitch!!!"

6/29/2009 3:21:51 AM

#977977
Mister Spak

After a post like that, one can only conclude that you are stupid.

6/29/2009 3:51:22 AM

#977979
emau99

[Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.]

Show me some evidence of that. I dare you. I fucking dare you.

[Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.]

Among others, yes.

[One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.]

Only if one were a fucking moron.

6/29/2009 3:54:48 AM

#977987
Marc

Logic, you're doing it wrong.

6/29/2009 4:04:32 AM

#977991
nintendofreakgcn

I am against embryonic stem cell research, and I still think you're full of shit.

6/29/2009 4:46:02 AM

#978029
EL Zorro

Not so fundie, more moronic.

6/29/2009 6:47:44 AM

#978048
Headache



6/29/2009 7:05:22 AM

#978049
Aethernaut

W? T? F?!

6/29/2009 7:05:31 AM

#978053
Jack Bauer

This sounds like someone who would enjoy their stem cells with fava beans and a nice chianti.

6/29/2009 7:11:55 AM

#978073
Dio Fa

Them thar moslems shor are sneaky!

6/29/2009 7:42:02 AM

#978081
The Lazy One

LOLWUT? That's the most massive non-sequiter that I've ever seen.

6/29/2009 7:51:45 AM

#978083
Sasha

I should sue you for the whiplash I got from trying to follow your trainwreck of thought.

6/29/2009 7:52:36 AM

#978099
EllwyenDarwin

[Citation Needed]

6/29/2009 8:09:27 AM

#978100
John

Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Sure - if you inject undifferentiated cells into someone, they'll just grow into some sort of tissue mass (tumors). The trick is to get them to differentiate into nerve cells, liver cells, etc. as they do in a fetus. That's why we need research. Nobody's suggesting just injecting people with stem cells.

6/29/2009 8:12:30 AM

#978141
Zeus Almighty

Tempus said: "Is being this stupid like being high all the time?"

Apparently it's like being on a bad trip 24-7. Sufferers apparently see gay demons, exhibit feelings of extreme paranoid persecution, lack the wits to form even a rudimentary understanding of the world around them, and are extremely uncomfortable with dealing with people who are not of their tripping cult.
Yep, sounds just like taking bad acid ... except the acid wears off.

6/29/2009 9:29:48 AM

#978149
Reverend Jeremiah

Bush said if you werent with us, then you are against us.

France wasnt with us in Iraq

We should attack France for being against us!

6/29/2009 9:45:23 AM

#978156
Giveitaday

Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer


So what your saying is (A+B = Something that has Fuck All to do with either A or B).

6/29/2009 9:56:53 AM

#978212
Darwin's Bullfrog

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.

Jeez, I think that's pretty unlikely. I mean, Back to the Future III sucked pretty bad, but giving him cancer seems a bit over the top...

6/29/2009 11:28:34 AM

#978254
tracer

"Embryonic stem cells cause cancer."


Is THAT why the medical community is looking to stem cell research as a means of curing cancer! They're a bunch of homeopaths!

6/29/2009 12:28:30 PM

#978255


YOU JUST WENT FULL RETARD!

6/29/2009 12:29:31 PM

#978268
Papabear

Freepers cause brain damage.

6/29/2009 12:48:04 PM
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