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Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.

HelloooClareece, Free Republic 65 Comments [6/28/2009 10:17:26 PM]
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breakerslion

Being alive causes death ....

Can you see where I'm going with this? No? Then STFU.

6/29/2009 1:55:18 PM

AuraTwilight

Religion cause suicides.

Fundies want everyone to follow their religion.

Therefore Fundies want everyone to go to hell for committing suicide.

6/29/2009 1:58:32 PM



Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer

Actually, MJF is rebelling against God by faking his Parkinson's so if he got cancer it would be just desserts. [/sarcasm]

6/29/2009 2:30:23 PM

atrasicarius


6/29/2009 7:26:40 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

The first bit is partially true. The main problem with embryonic stem cells is that they often turn cancerous, which is why adult stem cells are a more realistic option right now. [See Khademhosseini, Langer and Vacanti (2009, May)"Progress in Tissue Engineering." Scientific American, 300(5), 60, among numerous other articles from the magazine, for more details.]

Obama does want to use embryonic stem cells, but major research has to be done before they can be used. That's what Obama's doing - he's providing funding so that it becomes a viable option in the future.

So no, he doesn't want them to contract cancer. That is a logical conclusion only in your twisted mind.

6/29/2009 7:44:31 PM

Duraji

WAT?

In what universe would that make any sense? For what reason?

This should be CTSTDT, actually.

6/29/2009 10:11:03 PM



Isn't Michael J Fox dead?

6/30/2009 12:07:38 PM

G. Fieendish

An intresting use of logic, by Freepers, to try to justify their hatred of the current President, who apparently has earned it, by allowing the State to fund such research, unlike the previous incumbent, who effectively, did nothing in order to placate the Xtian Right-wing, & as a result, allowed U.S Biotechnology to fall at least 5 years behind the rest of the world, in this field...
I can imagine a Fundie using the same logic, to prove that Obama wants to kill babies...
For example
Premise 1) Embryonic Stem Cells are harvested from dead babies...
Premise 2) President Obama wants embroynic stem cells used...
Conclusion) Therefore President Obama is a baby murderer...

6/30/2009 2:23:18 PM



The concept of logic is going to sue you for misrepresentation.

12/1/2009 6:59:06 AM



Embryonic stem cells cause cancer?, I wonder how we're able to exist.

2/21/2013 3:35:47 AM

Anon-e-moose

'Embryonic Stem Cells? Oh, that's so last decade!

What stone have you been living under? (*Does a Biff Tannen; knocks on fundie's head*) HellooClareece?! Don'tcha know? These days, they can do transplants using tissue regenerated via stem cells taken from bone marrow, to eliminate rejection (as they're from the same person, natch)

2/21/2013 7:09:49 AM

JW

"Embryonic stem cells cause cancer."

That is why cancer is rampant in babies.

9/26/2013 5:41:16 AM



Anon-e-moose

"stem cells cause cancer."

There's a lot of cancer in you then. >:D


9/26/2013 6:12:09 AM

the good samaritan

That escalated quickly.

10/29/2013 5:42:16 PM

Justanotheratheist

Obama wore a blue tie this morning, therefore he wants North Dakota to be invaded by a herd of elephants.

Makes about as much sense.

10/30/2013 12:14:16 AM
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