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Well, I believe that the bible is the infallible word of God. To try and say that Genesis 1 is false is to say that God lied. To say that God lied is to say say he is not perfect. To say God is not perfect is to say that he is not God. To say that God is not God is to say he doesn't exist. To say this, is to say that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are all just made up out of no where.

Brian Matney, Facebook: Evolution LOL 90 Comments [6/29/2009 10:53:13 PM]
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Efrain

So...Genesis 2 says that god lied then?

6/29/2009 10:56:26 PM

Sideways Eight

Alright, you made the first step. Let's see where you go from here,,,

6/29/2009 11:03:19 PM

Orestes

Very good, you seem to understand logical progression.

Now read the Bible very closely, from front to back, and ask yourself if every word is the truth.

6/29/2009 11:11:01 PM

Canadia

DING DING, SHOW HIM WHAT HE'S WON, JERRY!

6/29/2009 11:15:50 PM



"Well, I believe that the bible is the infallible word of God"

You are stupid then.
Even the people who compiled it never thought that.

"To try and say that Genesis 1 is false"

It's all false you numbskull.

6/29/2009 11:19:56 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

SO CLOSE

YOU'RE SO SO SO VERY VERY VERY CLOSE

COME ON

JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER

YOU CAN DO IT

6/29/2009 11:19:58 PM

Musicalbookworm

Do they not explain concepts like metaphor and allegory in public school anymore...ooops nevermind, looks like another fine example of home schooling.

6/29/2009 11:20:26 PM

A Friend

...getting warmer.

6/29/2009 11:22:05 PM



If a man wrote something down today and told you it was the infallible word of God, you'd say he was making it up, and he can't speak for God. Why is it so unthinkable to apply the same principle to Genesis, which another MAN wrote down thousands of years ago?

6/29/2009 11:24:16 PM



Bingo.

6/29/2009 11:33:40 PM

The Skeptic Wept

It's good to see you using logical progression there but, really, just skip to the chase...

God doesn't exist so Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are all just made up.

There, that wasn't so hard was it?

Except for your first sentence you sound like most of us.

6/29/2009 11:35:33 PM

Dio Fa

Genesis 1 is false. Once you can accept that, it seems you will be in pretty good shape.

6/29/2009 11:38:46 PM

Swedish Pagan

Yes, that is correct. Keep going, keep going...

6/29/2009 11:40:40 PM

Punishment

Finally someone who is trying to make sense! XD

6/29/2009 11:41:03 PM

werewolf

Don't give up just yet. You're getting there.

6/29/2009 11:46:48 PM

Thinking Allowed


6/29/2009 11:46:54 PM

lonelocust

You said it not me.

6/29/2009 11:47:02 PM

Orion

This is a fine example of doublethink.

6/30/2009 12:02:09 AM

Night Jaguar

You know who says Genesis 1 is false? Genesis 2.

6/30/2009 12:07:34 AM

Lunar-Xero

That is correct.

6/30/2009 12:29:54 AM

Doctor Fishcake

So far, so good...

6/30/2009 1:39:16 AM

LDM

And your point is...?

6/30/2009 1:58:30 AM

Morrigan

Well... I think you need more insight on this one, but the results are right so i think i'll let it pass.



6/30/2009 1:59:56 AM



God lied when he forbade fabrics, shrimps and pork, according to your logic.

6/30/2009 2:18:18 AM

David B.

"To say God is not perfect is to say that he is not God."

He's not perfect, he gets jealous. He said so himself.

6/30/2009 2:42:17 AM
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