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(responding to the assertion that she knew nothing about evolution)

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution they teach us about God and that evolution is not real. so maybe next time buddy.

and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so. to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard

Kelly DeJulia, Facebook 88 Comments [6/30/2009 12:21:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Paul Brandt
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SurfinSeaOtter

And I think the stupidest thing I've ever heard was right here.

6/30/2009 12:22:57 AM

Woody

"and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap"

How ridiculous, the world being made of rocks and things, how stupid is that?

Fail!!!

6/30/2009 12:26:24 AM

A Friend

You fail at life. Enjoy flipping burgers in the near future.

6/30/2009 12:28:42 AM

Dio Fa

It would seem that these "Christrian" schools are turning out some first-rate minds.

6/30/2009 12:37:45 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

So the Earth is made of meat? Makes explaining how Adam got created a little easier.

On an unrelated note, I'm going to eat my yard.

6/30/2009 12:43:31 AM

PWEOTWEB

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution they teach us about God and that evolution is not real. so maybe next time buddy.

The prosecution rests, Your Honour.

6/30/2009 12:48:51 AM

Punishment

"to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard"

yea really cuz a guy who was living alone in nothingness said "let there be light" and poof we're here! really makes sense. XD

6/30/2009 12:59:19 AM

Ron

fail. I LOL'd.

6/30/2009 1:01:46 AM

Freethink

Maybe Kelly should learn about spelling, punctuation, grammar and a few things, as well as science,history, geology and a few more things. No wonder our students are so far behind the rest of the developed world.

Christrian schools, the pride of our educational system. (deliberate snark!)

6/30/2009 1:08:27 AM

Orestes

o my gawd liek totaly! u told him lol

Seriously though, swallow a knife, you waste of human resources.

6/30/2009 1:09:40 AM

Swedish Pagan

I went to a secular school, where they taught us that the Bible was written by people and that God is a myth, just like Odin, Allah and Shiva. So maybe next time, buddy.

The hole Earth consists of rocks and "crap like that" (i.e oceans, soil, sand metallic ores, oil, and so on and so forth), obviously it is made from those things, regardless of how it was made, or who made it. You must be one of the stupidest persons I have ever heard of.

6/30/2009 1:15:53 AM

Night Jaguar

"haha becasue i go to a christrian school...."

And that explains what followed.

6/30/2009 1:15:59 AM

Lunar-Xero

Earth made from rocks? Fucking ridiculous I say... [/sarcasm]

6/30/2009 1:17:32 AM

rubber chicken

"The earth made from rocks", yeah! sounds really dumb. please throw yourself repeatedly to the ground to demonstrate the fallacy

6/30/2009 1:25:10 AM

lolwut?

This coming from a stupid bitch that cant spell just...

6/30/2009 1:28:05 AM

atrasicarius

@A Friend

Nah, fundie chicks dont det jobs, they just marry at 17 and have 6 kids.

6/30/2009 1:29:52 AM

Jack Bauer

Ah, I see the new ambassador from the Planet Stupid is now with us.

6/30/2009 1:54:52 AM

LDM

Do they not teach you to capitalize in Christian schools either?

6/30/2009 1:57:13 AM

jadehawk

wtf?

what else is the earth supposed to be made of? fluffy bunnies?

6/30/2009 2:04:25 AM



I don't know if this girl realises that she is actually acknowledging her lack of capacity to judge evolution and the fact that she is blatantly lying. First, evolution doesn't work the way she describes and because everybody knows that the Earth is made of rocks, of course, even fundies. Second, in which non-Christian home do they send children to a Christian one with such a disastrous science program?

6/30/2009 2:13:39 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Poor kid.

6/30/2009 2:25:33 AM

EvoPagan

Haha the earth is made from rocks, stupid. I suggest you get the fuck off of Facebook now because you have a spelling test to make up.

6/30/2009 3:05:16 AM

Clown

Kelly Bundy is that you? I didn't know you got married. And I thought you went to public school...

6/30/2009 3:32:42 AM

The Jamo

Argument from incredulity does not truth make.

6/30/2009 3:52:56 AM

Thundersqueaks

You don't know what evolution is, yet you know it's stupid?

6/30/2009 3:57:31 AM
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