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(responding to the assertion that she knew nothing about evolution)

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution they teach us about God and that evolution is not real. so maybe next time buddy.

and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so. to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard

Kelly DeJulia, Facebook 83 Comments [6/30/2009 12:21:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Paul Brandt
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CailinBan

Poe??

Surely nobody could be that stupid and keep breathing. Surely.

And being sent to a Christian school from a non-Christian home - sounds a bit implausible.

6/30/2009 4:09:52 AM

Gawd

Gibberish.

6/30/2009 4:10:10 AM

D Laurier.

Is it possible to be this stupid??? Appearantly it is.

6/30/2009 4:47:38 AM

aaa

I think they should put more time to fixing your grammar.

6/30/2009 5:05:33 AM

EllwyenDarwin

You sure your in school?Cause you sound like a moron to me.

6/30/2009 5:08:17 AM

Doctor Whom

That's very interesting, but these are curly fries, and I ordered regular fries.

6/30/2009 5:24:17 AM

wackadoodle

I love it when people who have obviously been thumped by a bible every day since they where born try to claim to be former athiests/children of athiests. They always screw up the lie, like this bitch, do you REALLY think two non-christians would send their kid to a school that taught the christian bible as fact?

6/30/2009 6:05:57 AM

Horsefeathers

"haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution"

Ah, the benefits of a private Christian education. Money well spent no doubt.

"they teach us about God"

You can learn about god and all sorts of other mythology and fairy tales in a real school too. Granted, you wont be required to talk to the imaginary beings during school and you wont be told all of their exploits are absolute, unquestionable fact but you can still learn all about them.

"and that evolution is not real."

Define evolution. I strongly suspect that what you believe evolution to be is, indeed, not real.

"so maybe next time buddy."

Next time? Like when you're taking night school classes to fill in all of the gaps in your wonderful "Christian education"?

"and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so."

Of course not! Everyone knows the Earth is made of cheese. No, wait. That's the moon...

"to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard"

The Earth being composed of rock is the stupidest thing you've ever heard?

Holy hell...

6/30/2009 6:27:02 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Living proof why we should all oppose school vouchers.

6/30/2009 6:31:40 AM

toothache

Ironically enough Kelly, that little diatribe was the most stupid thing I've ever heard.

6/30/2009 6:45:55 AM

RavenWood

All I see is "Duuhurhur. I r ignorant and proud of it."

6/30/2009 6:48:38 AM

Zoo

Shut up and go away until you can grow up enough to realize knowing about something isn't the same as accepting it. Debating people who refuse to even -look- at what the other side is talking about is fucking pointless.

6/30/2009 6:52:23 AM

The L

"and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so. to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard"

Right back at ya, Kelly.

6/30/2009 6:55:25 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Either a troll...

or jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard

6/30/2009 7:03:27 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Wait, the earth isn't made of rocks?

I swear these fuckers are so confusing.

6/30/2009 7:15:43 AM

Orion

What the frickety fuck?!

How can she be this dense without forming a black hole?

"they teach us about God and that evolution is not real."

But apparently not spelling, grammar or what indeed evolution is or why you should deny it beyond being told to do so.

"and you know i live in a non-christian home"

That's a damn lie and you know it. Unless you mean non-christian as in catholic or jehovahs witnesses or whatever other related sect. In which case you would be even stupider than we first thought.

6/30/2009 7:22:09 AM

Vince

Earth made from rocks = stupidest thing I ever heard.

Man made from dirt = that totally makes absolute sense.

Something is off here. I can't quite put my finger on it...

6/30/2009 7:50:04 AM

Moondog

And crap like that? The Earth has a rocky crust and an iron core. But in that rocky crust, oxygen, essential to your life, is the most abundant element, followed by silicon, and metals like aluminum (think airplanes), iron (in your kitchen, helpmeet), and magnesium. Your full of crap.

6/30/2009 8:03:02 AM

Nihlum

I just read that thread, now I can feel my brain dieing >.<

6/30/2009 8:07:11 AM

spaceamoeba

Rocks and crap is simplifying it a bit and you offend YOUR GOD (who apparently made everything perfect).


6/30/2009 8:09:06 AM

Captain Obvious

and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that

i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap

earth being made from rocks

made from rocks


Oh sweet jebus, has this woman never gone outside? She's going to deny that the earth is made out of... EARTH?!

6/30/2009 8:33:36 AM

Ellytoad

You're right. The earth is a hollow sphere made out of mystical star dust.

6/30/2009 8:42:02 AM

breakerslion

Please sign an organ donor card. Anyone as stupid as you are will not be with us long except through dumb luck.

6/30/2009 8:48:54 AM

Amanda

I guess the Christian school doesn't teach you English or grammar either. I can't say I'm surprised.

6/30/2009 9:49:03 AM



Of course the Earth is made out of rocks! What did you thik it was made of, fairy dust?

6/30/2009 10:11:22 AM
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