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(responding to the assertion that she knew nothing about evolution)

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution they teach us about God and that evolution is not real. so maybe next time buddy.

and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so. to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard

Kelly DeJulia, Facebook 83 Comments [6/30/2009 12:21:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Paul Brandt
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Godbuster

Just so I get this right: A rock, that you can pick up, throw, feel, touch and walk on, is less real than your god, whom we have yet to see, yet to hear from and has yet to be proven.

Well then, I'm sure you won't mind if I stone you then.

6/30/2009 10:25:02 AM

Papabear

And that was the stupidest thing I'VE heard... well, this week anyway.

6/30/2009 10:29:10 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Hahahaha. Foolish mortals! My indoctrination has made me impervious to facts and unquestioningly ignorant of what evolution actually is while disagreeing with it!"

Also: "whole earth made of rocks! LOL! We all know its made out of Cheese and Christ"

6/30/2009 10:39:38 AM

Happy Heathen

I went to a Christian school so I can imagine what they taught her about evolution. I still have my 10 grade “biology” textbook. I wish I could post the whole thing here for your amusement. My husband, who received a real education in a public school, likes to read it as comedy. And it’s an absolute gold mine of stupid fundie awesomeness. You’d laugh so hard you’d cry, and then you’d just cry. The only good thing my fundamentalist Christian school education ever did for me was helping me learn to identify a heaping pile of bullshit when I see it. At least I had the good sense to crack open a real science book and do my own investigation, it’s tragic that so many of the cretins that kind of “education” turns out never do this for themselves.

6/30/2009 10:59:20 AM



Right the earth is made out of Jelly and Candy.

6/30/2009 11:04:43 AM

WMDKitty

Idiot.

6/30/2009 11:26:21 AM

tracer

jadehawk wrote:

"what else is the earth supposed to be made of? fluffy bunnies?"


Clearly, she's pointing out the fact that the Earth's core -- which is where the majority of the Earth's mass is concentrated -- consists primarily of iron.

Ah, who'm I kidding? She probably believes that seismological and geomagnetic evidence was planted here by Satan, and the Earth really rests on the back of a giant turtle.

6/30/2009 11:29:45 AM

Egg

If they aren't teaching her any science, you'd think they'd spend a bit of that extra time in spelling and grammar.

6/30/2009 11:30:14 AM

Old Viking

Kelly hopes for a scholarship to a Christrian college.

6/30/2009 11:34:54 AM



So you think evolution is "stupid," when you don't know what it is? My advice: Take a class in evolutionary biology. And geology. And grammar...

6/30/2009 12:12:40 PM

HeathenAngel

Oh of course not.. the Earth isn't made of rocks. It's made of cheese.

6/30/2009 12:22:03 PM

smartz

Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly...

Every time someone denies evolution, a bacterium gains an immunity.

I hope you don't reproduce, for the sake of humanity...and if you have, well, just don't talk about things you don't know. Which is a lot.

6/30/2009 1:17:27 PM

Pule Thamex

Hey Kelly. Is it wise to wallow in your own ignorance so triumphantly? Is it wise to publicly discredit your school, thereby informing the world how ill-educated you are?

6/30/2009 1:47:33 PM

seraphicreverie

Pull your head out of your ass. I realize it's scary to think about much less accept that in the grand scheme of things, you're small and insignificant and really do not matter. The world has been here millions and millions of years. Evolution seems stupid to you because you're too stupid and ignorant to conceive of time in millions and millions of years. You're afraid of the thought that something you can't comprehend and you can't fully understand might be true. Yes, it's scary, but join the adults who have accepted that truth. Life will be a lot more pleasant with your head out of your ass, knowing that you don't have to bow and scrape and demean yourself before your made up, stone age, asshole tyrant god.

6/30/2009 4:09:01 PM

Marc

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution

They obviously don't teach you spelling and grammar, either.

6/30/2009 4:41:33 PM

RH-00

Someone's on the defensive. So much so they can't even spell right or use proper English. My.

6/30/2009 5:10:09 PM

Canadiest

'Cause it's not like you ever see rocks but Godly goodness abounds!

6/30/2009 5:31:20 PM

theguyontheleft

I can see the earth being made from rocks and crap. The Crap holds the rocks together....but it would be a rather smelly planet.

6/30/2009 5:53:48 PM

Sasha

Please tell us the name of your "christrian" school so we can start a petition to burn it to the ground and sow the land with salt.

6/30/2009 7:05:53 PM

Thejebusfire

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution they teach us about God and that evolution is not real. so maybe next time buddy.

Did they teach you that grammr wasn't real too?

and you know i live in a non-christian home
I doubt that. If anything your parents probably don't adhere to the same brand of Christianity that you do.

i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so. to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard

Well, what is the earth made of, Jello?

6/30/2009 8:03:01 PM

Giveitaday

haha becasue i go to a christrian school they don't teach us evolution they teach us about God and that evolution is not real. so maybe next time buddy.

Good for you. The world needs ditch diggers and fast food cashiers.

and you know i live in a non-christian home and i heard the whole earth being made from rocks and crap like that well i don't think so. to me that is jsut the stupidest thing i ever heard

Fuck! You may very possibly be the stupidest person ever to grace FSTDT, and that's saying something. The level of absolute and willful ignorance exhibited by you is simply astounding and honestly quite sickening. How anybody can be proud of their own ignorance is beyond me.

So I have just one question for you... don't worry, I'll use small words. If the earth isn't made up of rocks and "crap", then what exactly is it made up of? Did your christian school teach you that or did you just come to that brilliant conclusion on your lonesome?

6/30/2009 8:19:39 PM

Vince

yeah, I'd imagine bothering to try and tell you anything is pretty stupid

6/30/2009 8:28:01 PM

On the Gripping Hand

You do realize that your 'holy book' teaches that Man was made out of dust, don't you. Did you know that dust is 'rock and crap'?

6/30/2009 8:44:21 PM

On the Gripping Hand


6/30/2009 8:44:33 PM

onoma

you clearly have free time and access to the internet. there is NO excuse for your ignorance, kelly.

6/30/2009 9:57:07 PM
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