In fact, reading a Chick Tract and taking it to heart and then reading a Bible afterwards (with a sincere heart, that is) is the very best thing you could possibly do in your life right now.
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In fact, putting on some skimpy clothes, cracking some glow sticks, popping some e, smearing Vicks on your face, and hugging everyone you see is the very best thing you could posibly do in your life right now.
Whatever floats your boat.
I guarantee my way is better.
Really? Because I don't think so. That guy blames everything wrong with the world on the Vatican and the Pope. He actually believes, if you read all of his tracts, that the Earth is 6,000 years old, that the Islamic faith was created by a Catholic influenced Muhammad, rock music is of the Devil as well as roll playing games, Harry Potter, and any secular TV shows especially the ones that put witches in a positive light for starters.
Just look at the imagery as well. Don't you notice that the people who are not Protestant Christians in the tracts are homely looking, rude, loud mouthed, obnoxious people while the Protestant Evangelical Christians are near perfect? Of course you don't, but hey I guess that's how propaganda works. Doesn't it Navaros?
At least, however, I can kind of laugh at their Bob character, sort of. Chick and/or Fred Carter try to make Bob that near perfect Evangelical Protestant Christian, but Bob almost looks reminescent of Hitler, just with a longer mustache.
Wow. First time I actually almost agree with a quote here.
I mean, in times like this, everyone needs a good laugh now and then.
This guy's a Poe. Virtually everyone he's encountered/damaged on IMDb thinks so. This is the same guy who seriously, with a straight-faced, completely irony-free demeanor, used the phrase "Holy, righteous penis" and declared "God's penis is not equal to man's penis".
In fact, reading a Chick Tract and taking it to heart and then reading a Bible afterwards (with a sincere heart, that is) is the very best thing you could possibly do in your life right now FOR THE LULZ .
You know, I did that, got saved, and joined Rapture Ready. Then, I had these weird things called "thoughts," which led to a crisis of faith. So, I tried saying that little prayer at the end of the tract again. I felt nothing. Then again. Still nothing. I then decided to just trust in Jesus and His teachings, and abandon Chick and his ilk. Suprisingly, my outlook on life improved a great deal more than after I got "saved."
You know, no one in the Bible got saved by a Chick tract, or a "sinner's prayer." Maybe we Christians should learn something from that?
"In fact, reading a Chick Tract and taking it to heart and then reading a Bible afterwards (with a sincere heart, that is)"
Contradicting ourselves, are we?
Sorry, but up to now there is not a super computer with all the names of the protestants in the world, no monasteries with strangled children born to illegitimate unions of nuns or priests or problems with dungeons and dragons...............hey, he says so in his tracks.
In fact, reading a Chick Tract and taking the piss out of it and then reading a Bible afterwards (with a cynical mind, that is) and laughing your bollocks off is the very best thing you could possibly do in your life right now.
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Been there, done that, at least with the bible. Brain and heart both agree that the bible AND Chick Tracts are simultaneously offensive, stupid and hilarious.
But I don't wanna develop bulimia, honest!
LOL. LOL again. And LOL a third time. I just can't stop. Seriously, reading a Chick Tract and taking it to heart? The only reason anyone should read one is to get a good laugh from thinking that anyone could actually believe such nonsense. And then following it up with reading a bible? How totally lame. I'd get more enjoyment reading Letters to Penthouse.
Yeah, and cyanide is the newest health drink; not to mention that diphenhydramine hydrochloride (Benadryl) in liquid form is THE most potent energy drink and lying down in a brightly lit room blasting loud music is the best way to drift off...hey, this is fun ;)
Please, please, all you all, please READ YOUR BIBLE. Do it, once at least. I'll admit I've skimmed most of it, concentrated on only four books but I'm obviously am one of those Atheists that know it better than devoted believers.
The Bible is Catholic, even the KJV is prodomantly Catholic. Chick qoutes a Catholic Bible to attack Catholics, he was doing Romney before Romney.
reading a Chick Tract, The Bible, LAWS OF LOGIC, CREDIBLE HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS & CREDIBLE ARCHEOLOGY FINDS is the very best thing you could possibly do in your life right now.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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