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Quote# 638

God could have made the earth as old as he wanted.

It was believed that the grand canyon took millions of years, but in recent years scientist believe it took place in a matter of minutes or hours. I am not sure which, but a very fast time.

SUNSTONE, Christian Forums 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#115560
ScienceIsGreen

No, just No

12/6/2006 11:23:50 PM
#115592
David D.G.

Sorry, no, those were not scientists. They may have been impersonating scientists, but they were simply frauds.


~David D.G.

12/7/2006 12:04:49 AM
#115600
Ann

Hmm, don't believe I got that memo.

12/7/2006 12:11:07 AM
#156858
Darwin's AK-47

Yeah, creation scientists.

Which is an oxymoron, if you think about it.

2/8/2007 1:33:10 PM
#157356
JP

White coat=/=scientist.

2/8/2007 9:38:15 PM
#214641
Salvador

Did you know I was born as a 25-year-old?

4/22/2007 6:03:38 PM
#214702
Sinner

Salvador has just proved the satanic, atheistic religion of aging to be false!! Humans clearly live for 600 YEARS BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO!!!!111!1!caps!!!! Praie JAYZUS!!




....ok i'm done


4/22/2007 7:14:31 PM
#214706
Betsy Newson

Which bit of \"BOLLOCKS\" do you not understand?

4/22/2007 7:16:25 PM
#214756
anti-nonsense

Creationist bullshit is not science, and creationist bullshitters are not scientists, no matter how many degree-mill degrees they have.

4/22/2007 8:59:55 PM
#214783
Fish

They do? That's news to me... I thought the millions of years arguement was fairly solid myself...

4/22/2007 9:49:42 PM
#383479
cyborgtroy

NO THEY DON'T.

That's definitely impossible.

1/17/2008 9:39:30 PM
#864413
Kitourahime

[citation seriously motherfucking needed]

1/23/2009 1:39:06 PM
#938254
HIJK


4/11/2009 8:28:36 PM
#938390
Natalie

Right. Because water can travel at 5x the speed of sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS5vid4GkEY

4/12/2009 8:24:53 AM
#994410
SeekerLancer

I love their tactic of saying scientists agree with them when none of the research exists.

Lying for Jesus!

7/24/2009 11:52:57 AM
#994423
Clown

Yup, scientist believe('s). I don't know which scientist, probably sociologist, economist or theologist, but if you digg long enough (and deep enough) you'll probably find a scientist that believes that. Not from the related field, of course, but it is possible to find someone who believes the moon is made of green che-- wait, what were we talking about?

7/24/2009 12:07:51 PM
#994446
Caustic Gnostic

Wow. Very accurate specific sciency proof there.

7/24/2009 12:21:02 PM
#994454
JohnTheAtheist

I challenge you to produce one scientist, with a real degree, that says that.

7/24/2009 12:25:02 PM
#1303821


The white-coated guys in commercials do not count as scientists.

6/27/2011 8:28:46 PM
#1303890
Justanotheratheist

Yeah sure, and in recent years scientist believe that the moon was formed of blue cheese and dinosaurs were poodles in disguise.

Where the fuck do these people get their "facts" from?

6/28/2011 2:19:13 AM
#1445119
Ebon

[citation fucking needed]

9/8/2012 7:07:25 PM
#1445140
Punch

No Geologist believes that.

9/8/2012 9:14:00 PM
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