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THEIR WAS NEVER AND ICE AGE. IF THEIR WAS ALL LIFE WOULD BE GONE. TELL ME OF ANY ANIMAL THAT CAN LIVE IN THE ICE FOR 1000'S OF YEARS. NAME ME ANY RACE OF MAN THAT CAN LIVE ON ICE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.

JOKER DANO, AOL News 74 Comments [7/7/2009 9:39:16 AM]
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#983552
Zits

Oceans are known for sheltering life during nasty ice ages you dolt. Take a peek under the North Pole, you'll get ran over by something living.

7/7/2009 6:05:28 PM
#983557
Thejebusfire

It's called "migration" you dumbass. Ever heard of it?

7/7/2009 6:11:48 PM
#983586
The Jamo

Their =/= there
There =/= they're [they are]
They're =/= their

... and in the same vain,

Your =/= you're [you are]

Comprende?

7/7/2009 6:47:57 PM
#983639
arcturus

"NAME ME ANY RACE OF MAN THAT CAN LIVE ON ICE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS."

er.. white people? That was kind of what made them exist in the first place.

7/7/2009 8:19:13 PM
#983712
ChristPuncher

Norweigans, Inuit, Laplanders People from minnesota....

7/7/2009 9:51:27 PM
#983753
Kat

Putting something in all caps doesn't make it so. An ice age technically doesn't mean that the whole world is covered in ice and...... oh why do I even bother to try?

The stupid, it really hurts.

7/7/2009 11:23:19 PM
#983794
Iczer-04

Penguins, Arctic foxes, polar bears live on ice and so do man eating harp seals (Don't let there cuteness fool you they are blood thirsty!)

7/8/2009 12:48:41 AM
#983864
loser_sneeze

I think the Alaskan Natives and the folks in Siberia would like a word sir.

7/8/2009 4:09:22 AM
#983969
Priestling

Yet you keep advocating that damn ice shield which has no basis in reality. make up your damn minds.

7/8/2009 7:39:21 AM
#983984
Thundersqueaks

"NAME ME ANY RACE OF MAN THAT CAN LIVE ON ICE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS."

You've not seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn?

7/8/2009 7:57:25 AM
#984347
Alethe

One day, I swear, one of these posts will cause irreparable damage to my brain. I'll stagger from my chair, and I'll be too fucking brain-damaged from the sheer idiocy of it I won't even realize I can't have a coherent thought anymore.

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7/8/2009 8:46:50 PM
#984504
DURAJI

WHY SO MUCH CAPS LOCK?

I guess the Joker can't take his own medicine after all.

7/9/2009 1:32:15 AM
#985329
Antichrist

Polar Bears? Penguins? Inuit? Samis?

There that was easy.

7/9/2009 8:24:28 PM
#1007847
Doubting Thomas

"THEIR WAS NEVER AND ICE AGE. IF THEIR WAS ALL LIFE WOULD BE GONE."

Um, an ice age doesn't mean that the ENTIRE planet was covered with ice, just that the planet experienced colder temperatures than we currently do. There would still be warm weather at the equator. And I know this is from AOL, but it's "there" not "their."

"TELL ME OF ANY ANIMAL THAT CAN LIVE IN THE ICE FOR 1000'S OF YEARS."

Polar bears, penguins, and I suspect woolly mammoths.

"NAME ME ANY RACE OF MAN THAT CAN LIVE ON ICE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS."

Eskimos?

8/17/2009 12:25:35 PM
#1066119
FSMpirate

(huge intake of breath)

ESKIMOS!!!

12/3/2009 9:39:58 AM
#1193398
Rapax Pringer

Animals that could survive an ice age? Well, pretty much most animals in the arctic and antarctic.

And as for the ice age not existing.... We have the preserved frozen woolly mammoths. We win.

8/16/2010 2:55:39 PM
#1193401
GigaGuess

Okay. While we're on the topic of possible/impossible, care to explain to me how the world could be flooded with more water than is at all present on the planet, on a boat that cannot possibly hold 2 of EVERY creature (That's not even getting into the 2 of each unclean and 7 of each clean stuff...) and after drifting for how long days in the stratosphere the waters recede on a planet that must be devoid of plant life by now, due to everything being drowned, and denied even the slightest bit of sunlight.

8/16/2010 3:00:14 PM
#1193407
anti-nonsense

There are lots of animals that can live in cold climates, like polar bears, and seals, and penguins, and other things.

8/16/2010 3:12:22 PM
#1268325
Kuyohashi

*Sigh!*


None. No species of animal can live in the ice for thousands of years, except possibly the snow flea.

I'm sorry, are you trying to tell us that you think the human race survived the Ice Age by being frozen? Like Christopher Lloyd in "Suburban Commando"?

"I was FROZEN today!!"?

No.

Just...no.

Man survived by adapting, cockstain. Developing things like clothes, immobile shelter, and my personal favourite, and something as a Canadian I would sorely like to do one day, MOVING SOMEWHERE WARMER!!


As for other animals, most of the survivors were mammals, so that was a big help. Mammoths, wooly rhinos, smilodons, Irish Elk, all lived during the Ice Age, and most lived after it.

3/18/2011 2:12:29 AM
#1268369
Whitleylad

The physical landscape of my country begs to differ. Try visiting Northumberland and the Lake District you see many features that were left behind by the ice.

3/18/2011 4:56:09 AM
#1460203
Quantum Mechanic

Wow
Literacy isn't your strong suit, is it?
Maybe you might succeed as cat food.

10/18/2012 7:15:37 PM
#1460553


No animal can live for thousands of years. Very, very few live more than hundred years.

10/19/2012 11:26:12 PM
#1460556
Justanotheratheist

Polar bears and penguins can't live on ice, but they survived sharing Noah's Ark with a zillion other animals?

Yeah, if you say so.

10/20/2012 12:24:10 AM
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anti-nonsense

polar bears, seals, emperor penguins, that's three, I'm sure wikipedia has a list of animals that live near the poles.

2/27/2013 11:20:39 AM
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