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Michael Jackson is Alive !!!! The man who died June 25 looked like him, spoke like him and in fact doubled for him many times when Michael did not want to be seen. But it was not Michael. Michael is alive and well and happier than ever. The plot was 10 years in the making but it had to be done. Michael could not go on hampered with past debt , law suits , contracts etc. The Buisness Entity known as Michael Jackson had to die. to free Michael the artist to go on living..
We know he is alive because we have seen pictures. Yes pictures that we will soon post. Clear pictures taken June 26, 2009 of Michael Jackson lounging poolside with friends . This site is dedicated to bringing the truth to his fans and ultimately to provide a forum for Michael to communicate with them. We feel he was forced to fake his death the same way companies are forced into Bankruptcy.
Those close to Michael have known about the plot for years , It was a very expensive and intricate venture . The man who died had a terminal illness and his death was long overdue. He was given facial surgery to resemble Michael exactly . Even the fingerprints will match. No doubt his family will be taken care of.
Soon we think Michael's new music will be out . Under a different name and with a drastically altered face, Which sounds better than ever , even though a harmonizer has been used to disguise his voice.
Relax and rest assured that Michael may still be with uss, And now he is happier than ever , free to walk the streets, go to stores and parks and yes he will even visit his children, THe new Michael has surgically altered his face , but if you look closely you can definately tell that it is in fact him.
Michael will walk among us. That's why we encourage all fans to be prepared to take pictures. This sight is dedicated to Michael Jackson sightings. We will post any and all pictures you send us. Michael wants to connect with his fans , he only wants to run from those who would seek to control him.

Michael Jackson Sightings, Website 30 Comments [7/9/2009 8:52:10 AM]
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Doctor Fishcake

Guys, we might have a brand new CT goldmine.

7/9/2009 11:15:01 AM

Kat

Crap like this makes me want to shoot these conspiracy theorists with extreme prejudice. Not kill them, just shoot them with extreme prejudice.


Michael's face is do distinguishable anyone can spot him a mile away. Also, he has had so many plastic surgeries done, there are plastic surgons out there that say that Michael Jackson can't have anything more done because they're isn't much left to work with. Plus look at his kids, why would he leave them behind willingly and leave them upset?

Your argument violates Occam's Razor, but I know you don't care. That's because you think you're so smart and know everything that's going on around you. Well, think again dork.

7/9/2009 11:15:49 AM

Kalm

It's like how it was with Elvis, only I'm alive to witness it this time!

7/9/2009 11:54:32 AM

Kalm

It's like how it was with Elvis, only I'm alive to witness it this time!

7/9/2009 12:01:48 PM

aaa

He was seen playing poker with Jimi Hendrix, Tupac, Elvis and Johnny cash. Keith Richards was banned for defying death.

7/9/2009 12:11:01 PM

jsonitsac

The man who died had a terminal illness and his death was long overdue. He was given facial surgery to resemble Michael exactly .

About that extensive plastic surgery...

7/9/2009 4:03:42 PM

Zipperback

@Kat - I think it would be more fun to shoot them with rubberbands.

Good story MJS. "We will soon post pictures of Michael Jackson, but they won't look like Michael Jackson. That's how you'll know it's him! Look closely (but not too close) and you can definitely tell it's Michael Jackson if that's what you were stupid enough to believe in the first place."

7/9/2009 4:17:47 PM

Lord X

And I'm sure his friends include Tupac, Kieth Moon, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, John Lennon and the REAL Paul McCartney.

7/9/2009 4:29:47 PM

SleepNeed

"Michael could not go on hampered with past debt , law suits , contracts etc."

"This sight is dedicated to Michael Jackson sightings. We will post any and all pictures you send us."

"Relax and rest assured that Michael may still be with uss , And now he is happier than ever , free to walk the streets, go to stores and parks and yes he will even visit his children, THe new Michael has surgically altered his face , but if you look closely you can definately tell that it is in fact him."

Learn basic spelling and grammar then return to the asylum with your crazy pills and let the dead be dead.

7/9/2009 5:47:08 PM

JonnyTruant

Okay, so the imposter was surgically altered to look exactly like MJ. And you know MJ is alive because you have pictures.

Do you not see the gigantic freaking hole in this logic?

7/10/2009 7:51:47 AM

Antichrist

You've never heard of personal bankruptcy? It gets you out of debt, dying does not. When you die, your estate is still responsible for the debts.

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Sorry, just got to say it

No Elvis MJ is not dead, he just went home

7/10/2009 10:49:37 AM

Chancellor Gorkon

And so it begins.

Still alive Elvis wants to kick still alive MJ's butt.

7/10/2009 12:48:38 PM

Tiny Jeebus

Jesus...Elvis...Jacko!

Anyone else see a pattern with these folks?

7/10/2009 1:29:55 PM

HeathenAngel

Kalm,

I witnessed it with Elvis too. This is a whole new breed of nutjobs for a new generation. Lucky us.

I'm sure Michael Jackson isn't dead either... nor Elvis. They are both on an island in the South Pacific with JFK, Marylin, James Dean, Sinatra, Dino and Sammy. They're having a HELLA party.

7/10/2009 2:19:47 PM



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7/10/2009 2:42:35 PM

speccy4i

I understand what's wrong. You're scared. You can't let go so you create a fantasy in order to cope. That's cool.

Oh wait, you're not related to Mr Jackson in any way, shape or form? You're just some random stranger? That's fucking sick.

And do you know what the most fucked up thing is? You say that you're a fan, you say that you love MJ but look at what you're doing. If MJ faked his death to escape the social and financial pressures of being him, surely trying to bring it all out into the open is the exact opposite of what this man you adore wants.

So I will say this. If MJ wanted anonymity that badly that he'd stage an elaborate hoax to achieve it? Let him be. Don't try to find him and let the world know.

But then that would hurt your over-developed sense of superiority, wouldn't it?

7/10/2009 3:11:21 PM

RevDG

so.. just like people who think elvis is still alive, or tupoc, or biggy

7/10/2009 4:54:56 PM

Zoo

"No doubt his family will be taken care of."

What does it really matter to you? You're sooo happy 'cause you think he's still alive, while they're all being put through the hell people go through when their relatives die, especially when it's sudden and unexpected. You only add that as a side thought.

7/10/2009 7:09:20 PM

b. beau brinker

Don't forget Bruce Lee and Andy Kaufman! They were hanging with MJ at the pool, along with Elvis, Tupac and Jim Morrison!

7/11/2009 4:23:23 PM

Pule Thamex

Of course he is. Every pop star who has ever died is alive. It's part of their contract. This has been going on since the old days of music hall and even further back. Some of the old singers who have died and are still alive are 326 years old now. They got a club where they all hang out.

7/13/2009 5:01:04 AM

Dr. Novakaine

This doesn't surprise me, really. First stage of grief is denial.

7/13/2009 8:08:27 AM

Poopskin

Why can't you people just accept that Sinatra, MJ and Elvis are dead, and that Paul isn't?

7/13/2009 1:18:03 PM

Zits

Mike is with Elvis and Marilyn. Saw them down thataway, Cafe third door to the right...

7/13/2009 5:44:35 PM

Anon-e-moose

Actually, the quoted OP is right. Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack. He was seen in the children's ward of the UCLA Mecical Centre, having a stroke.

This was all part of his elaborate plot to fake his death. He had surgery to change his appearance (for the nth time!), then moved to Florida. So he could go to Tampa with the kids.

...I'll get my coat.

7/17/2009 11:14:11 AM

atrasicarius

The Elvis of the 21st century.

7/17/2009 1:16:00 PM
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