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NASA IS NOT A PUBLIC ORGANIZATION. READ THEIR CHARTER. THEY ARE PART OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. THEY WENT TO THE MOON ONCE AND DID NOT LIKE WHAT THEY FOUND. THEIR DESTINY. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY NEVER WENT BACK. THE MOON IS HOLLOW, NOT A MOON AT ALL. A SPACE STATION BUILT BY THE BOYS ZACHARIA SITCHENS WROTE ABOUT. HUMANS WERE TOLD TO GET OFF AND STAY OFF. DURING TRANSMISSIONS BETWEEN THE MOON LANDING CRAFT AND HOUSTON CONTROL THE CODE WORD FOR ALIEN SIGHTING WAS SANTA CLAUSE. WHENEVER A CRAFT WAS SIGHTED SHADOWING THE LUNAR MODULE THE ASTRONAUT WOULD RADIO THAT THEY HAVE SIGHTED SANTA AND HIS REINDEERS IF MORE THAN ONE UFO CRAFT. THIS IS TRUTH.

MARK OF THE BEAST, Prison Planet 46 Comments [7/12/2009 8:21:37 AM]
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Phil

lolwut

7/12/2009 8:35:01 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

As usual, the conspiracy theorist concocts an enemy that is at once both all-powerful and devious, so as to be scary, yet also totally incompetent, so that said conspiracy nut can rumble them and feel superior, which is the ultimate point of the exercise (and since the all-powerful boogeymen have to be significantly more stupid than the theorist himself in order for the delusion to serve its self-flattering purpose, they end up really fucking dumb!). What kind of idiots would choose such a ridiculous set of codewords that they would obviously signify something was being concealed to even the most unperceptive listener? (And if no one could listen in to the transmission, they wouldn't bother with code words at all, they'd just say "Houston, we've got about fifteen UFOs with blue tentacled things in them flagging us down, what do we do?") The whole point of codewords is that you can casually insert them into conversation with relative ease and without too high a chance of any listener who didn't know about them picking up on it!

7/12/2009 10:12:37 AM

Haseen

Blaine is a pain and that is the truth.

7/12/2009 10:29:19 AM

shykid

Wow, Prison Planet seems to be getting even worse than Above Top Secret.

Must... resist... temptation to post that Risperdal image for the third time this week. When I made it, I never knew the number of posts needing it would be so great.

7/12/2009 10:34:01 AM

Alcari

That's no moon!


7/12/2009 10:57:25 AM

aaa

What.

7/12/2009 11:11:44 AM

Nathan the Wise

THEY WENT TO THE MOON ONCE

... I'm fairly sure they went more than once, actually. Those aliens in the Moon must have took a while to notice.

7/12/2009 11:17:22 AM

Dr. Razark

You know, if NASA is trying to hide things, why do we have those damn trams carrying tourists all over the damn center?

It'd be a lot easier to get to the office without them trying to run me over.


7/12/2009 11:19:11 AM



Wow, it must have been really hard for them to build that huge space station up there, right in plains sight. Funny how no one ever noticed while it was happening.

7/12/2009 3:13:26 PM

Antichrist

They've been there 6 times, so um.... no.

Santa and his Reindeers? I think you're mixing up a few childhood memories there.

7/12/2009 6:50:02 PM

MikeSihl

So now we DID go to the moon. Make up your mind, will you?

7/12/2009 8:04:50 PM

KDH

So basically: we went to the moon, but the old man who lives there told us to get off his lawn?

Yeah, I don't think so.

7/12/2009 10:05:02 PM

katie5000

"THE MOON IS HOLLOW, NOT A MOON AT ALL. A SPACE STATION..."

Yeah, I've heard this one before. This has also been said about one of the moons of Mars--I want to say Phobos, but maybe it's the other one.

"...BUILT BY THE BOYS ZACHARIA SITCHENS WROTE ABOUT"

Ah, Zacharia Sitchin! I was wondering when someone would bring him up. Y'know, I've read some of his books, which are pretty entertaining if you don't take them too seriously.

Basically, all I got out of his books was that all the people living in the ancient Mideast must've swapped stories, because all their myths are similar to each other. This goes for the stuff in the Bible as well, which seems to have been picked up from the Babylonians (or Sumerians, or whoever it was that was around at the time).

So basically, his books clued me into the fact that a lot of the stuff in the Bible isn't even original.

7/13/2009 1:18:53 AM

Zits

One of the whoppers I heard is that the alien space station was INSIDE the moon so we could land on top of it all we want and not see the three eyed aliens...until they gave us a three toed kick in the ass.

7/13/2009 2:04:56 AM

lol what

lol what

7/13/2009 2:20:34 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

MY MEDS, MY MEDS, MY MEDS, GIMME MY F$^%*(@ MEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/13/2009 3:38:26 AM

Dr. Novakaine

Waiter, there's too much caps dressing on my word salad.

Apparently, these nuts think that what they say will be taken as gospel if they just add "this is truth" or some variant thereof to the end of their incoherent ramblings. Someone needs to tell them that that doesn't actually work. Though maybe it doesn't matter, if they buy this they probably aren't in touch with reality anyway.

7/13/2009 8:22:36 AM

Zoo

Well, at least this is more interesting than 'the moon landing was faked'.

7/13/2009 7:41:19 PM



Nope, the moon is actually made of green cheese. Astronauts went there once and fouind this out, then they went back and took a big chunk out of it but found it tasted like stilton and no-one wanted any more. That's why they haven't been back since. They found the aliens had been there before them and eaten all the cocktail onions, but not the cheese because they have a lactose intolerence. This is truth.

7/14/2009 2:38:13 AM

Shadoom

I AM AN ELEPHANT THIS IS TRUTH

7/14/2009 7:32:04 PM

WMDKitty

That's certainly... creative.

7/14/2009 10:22:06 PM

Andreus

Come on, be nice, they're making progress guys! At least now they're admitting the moon landings actually happened!

7/15/2009 8:50:01 AM



Cue the Star Wars quote: "That's not moon. Its a SPACE STATION!"

Its obviously a trap.

7/16/2009 9:48:42 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

THEY WENT TO THE MOON SEVERAL TIMES

YOU LOSE

7/17/2009 10:00:28 AM

Anon-e-moose

"NASA IS NOT A PUBLIC ORGANIZATION. READ THEIR CHARTER. THEY ARE PART OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX"

NASA are funded out of Federal Taxes. I.e. YOU. They subcontract some of their vehicle development/manufacturing to the likes of Boeing, Lockheed, Rockwell etc.

"THEY WENT TO THE MOON ONCE AND DID NOT LIKE WHAT THEY FOUND. THEIR DESTINY. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY NEVER WENT BACK"

Messrs. Conrad & Bean (Apollo 12), Shepard & Mitchell (Apollo 14), Scott & Irwin (Apollo 15), Young & Duke (Apollo 16) and Cernan & Schmitt (Apollo 17) Would like a word with you.

"THE MOON IS HOLLOW, NOT A MOON AT ALL"

You're absolutely right. That's no moon - it's a Space Station! /star wars

"A SPACE STATION BUILT BY THE BOYS ZACHARIA SITCHENS WROTE ABOUT. HUMANS WERE TOLD TO GET OFF AND STAY OFF. DURING TRANSMISSIONS BETWEEN THE MOON LANDING CRAFT AND HOUSTON CONTROL THE CODE WORD FOR ALIEN SIGHTING WAS SANTA CLAUSE. WHENEVER A CRAFT WAS SIGHTED SHADOWING THE LUNAR MODULE THE ASTRONAUT WOULD RADIO THAT THEY HAVE SIGHTED SANTA AND HIS REINDEERS IF MORE THAN ONE UFO CRAFT. THIS IS TRUTH"



#989716

"Its obviously a trap"

That's actually why, as MARK OF THE BEAST claims, NASA never sent back any subsequent manned missions. Armstrong & Aldrin, in their debriefing, stated (with top secret photographic evidence) that the moon IS indeed like a Death Star. But crewed by men wearing women's clothes - and looking VERY convincing as women!

7/17/2009 10:56:25 AM
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