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Tell me again why I can't call those people 'niggers'? Just a question!

How about 'fuckin monkeys'? Show me the difference!

Shooter1001, Moonbattery 23 Comments [7/13/2009 12:35:48 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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The Real American Cowboy

No one can stop you from calling the niggers, coons,spooks, or porch monkeys. It's your god given right, your freedon of speech. Ain't no lib coon with his kike lawyers going to take that away from you.

7/13/2009 1:22:02 PM

aaa

Tell me about your lack of manners. Especially the sort that makes you look like a complete jerk.

7/13/2009 1:32:50 PM

Lucilius

Well, you can; but you're likely to get a vast quantity of shit beaten out of you by anyone stronger and/or smarter than you are - which is practically everyone.

Plus, you'd be putting yourself in a class with the Cowfucker, and who would want that?

7/13/2009 2:34:45 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

How about I call you a fucking idiot?

7/13/2009 2:40:25 PM

HeathenAngel

Tell me again why you resemble an illiterate, inbred hilljack? How about piece of shit sister-fucker? Show me the difference!

7/13/2009 2:41:21 PM

The Real American Cowboy

(Sung to the tune of Rhinestone Cowboy)

I’ve been working the fields all day, walking behind that bay,

And I think to myself from behind that's a good looking horse,
So it’s woo back under a tree,
And I wait till it tales a pee, and I lifts up the tail and I find out it’s a she (damn)
and I see a huge vagina, and I think what could be finer (horse cock?)
So it’s down with the reins and down with the overalls too.

(Chorus)
Real American Cowboy, getting up on his horse and having intercourse,
Real American Cowboy, and by the smile on the horse it says that he feels no remorse, he’s pumping with great force...

When I went home for my supper, my wife shouted “YOU’RE A HORSE FUCKER!”
“I’ve been to see a lawyer just today and I want a divorce WHY because you fucked that horse,”
But I say "The horse don’t mind the pain, as you held on to it’s main and you just stand still and say get up, woo back, get up, woo back……"

(Chorus)
Real American Cowboy, getting up on his horse and having intercourse,
Real American Cowboy, and by the smile on the horse it says that he feels no remorse, he’s pumping with great force...

(Elvis voice) Apologies to Glen Campbell and Rodney Rude, thank y’all very much...

7/13/2009 2:54:09 PM

LadyJafaria

You can call anyone whatever you like.

Provided, that is, that you're ready and able to deal with the consequences. Freedom of speech stops the government, not Joe Q. Random whose method of censorship may just be a fist.

And some momma's boy whinging about why he can't say such and so, instead of going out there and saying it, doesn't strike me as that ready to deal with the consequences.

7/13/2009 3:29:34 PM

Pule Thamex

It figures that you don't know the difference between fucking monkeys and calling people niggers.

7/13/2009 3:39:19 PM

Delirium

You have the right to say it. Just don't be surprised when there are consequences.

7/13/2009 5:42:27 PM

Zoo

Do whatever you like. Civilized people at least feign respect for each other as people by refraining from using terms that are never meant positively to describe others. But I'm sure that's a point completely lost on you.

7/13/2009 7:46:09 PM

Lord X

Constitutionally speaking, there is nothing keeping you from using racial slurs. Socially speaking, it makes you look bigoted, childish, rude, uneducated, ignorant and elitist.

7/13/2009 9:07:07 PM

Antichrist

@ TRAC song
~ Wife? Your shitting me


As for the OP, well nothings stopping you from eating chicken shit with your hands or rolling in dog turds, but don't expect to be welcomed into polite company.

7/13/2009 9:46:45 PM

Marlowe

You can. Please do. It saves the rest of us a lot of time when you identify yourself as a shithead that early in the game.

7/13/2009 10:42:09 PM

The Real American Cowboy

I hate niggers.

7/14/2009 2:56:29 AM

The Real American Cowboy

Because they have such huge cocks, they make me jealous - but I can get closer to their cocks by having three in my mouth.

7/14/2009 3:52:37 AM

Dr. Novakaine

And yet you'd whine at me if I called you a bigot, or a racist, or a stupid fucking moron.

7/14/2009 7:57:01 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

You do indeed have the right to call someone by all the slurs you can think of - but having that right doesn't magically mean you're not a shallow, contemptible shitbag for doing so.

7/14/2009 8:06:10 AM

The Real American Cowboy

I have an announcement to take: I Hate Niggers!

7/14/2009 12:12:24 PM

The Real American Cowboy

Fuck niggers. They need to learn to obey when a white man commands them, Like when I ordered one to rape my mother, the coon didn't obey! Fuck you coon! I have the right to demand a nigger rape my mother for my entertainment! If you take that right away how else am I gonna suck filthy nigger cum out of my mom's menstruating cunt?!?!?!?

7/14/2009 2:27:32 PM

WMDKitty

Because "nigger" is a horribly offensive word.

Why? Well for starters, there's the origin and usage of the word itself, followed by the long history of the word as a racial slur.

"Fuckin monkeys" is the same damn sentiment of "niggers," and thus, offensive, unless you are, in fact, referring to actual monkeys.

7/14/2009 10:14:28 PM

Zits

#987693

That horse business would leave you with a broken shin or two. Maybe a broken foot.

7/15/2009 5:25:13 PM



Many monkeys and apes are white-skinned. Chimps for example.

7/16/2009 8:22:32 AM

clockworkgirl21

Monkey.

Black person.

You really can't see the difference? Do you need glasses?

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